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#____Will It Blend?
Will glow sticks blend? [Link] Need a 12 hour lantern, but all you have are some glow sticks and a Blendtec Total Blender? Well look no further MacGyver, that's all you need.
"Will It Blend?" posted by Spook at 9/22/2007 01:34:00 PM |

#____The Funniest Staff Meeting Ever!
The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. When everyone gathered, the boss, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest. The theme: Viagra advertising slogans.

The only rule was they had to use past ad slogans, originally written for other products that captured the essence of Viagra. Slight variations were acceptable. About seven minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a Top Ten List. With all the laughter and camaraderie the rest of the week went very well for everyone!

The Top Ten were:

10. Viagra, whazzzaaap!

9. Viagra, the quicker pecker picker upper.

8. Viagra, like a rock!

7. Viagra, when it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.

6. Viagra, be all that you can be.

5. Viagra, reach out and touch someone.

4. Viagra, strong enough for a man, made for a woman.

3. Viagra, home of The Whopper!

2. Viagra, we bring good things to life!

And the unanimous number one slogan;

1. This is your pee-pee. This is your pee-pee on drugs.

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"The Funniest Staff Meeting Ever!" posted by Spook at 9/08/2007 06:25:00 PM |