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asTWISTED byDave: February 2006
::: Tuesday, February 28, 2006 :::

ARR! AYE be an office pirate! Gar!
::: posted by Spook at 12:19 PM | :::
Today is February 28, 2006. Today is Mardi gras. Today is Fastnacht Day. Today is Free Pancakes Day at IHOP. Today is day three of the Ayyam-i-Ha celebration. Today is Gilbert Gottfried's 51st birthday. And today is the very last day of the month. How can all of these days co-exist? Because today is the perfect day.

I found this out at Office Pirates [Link] They do everything I want to do... kind of.

They don't have my apathy and lethargy towards you people (my loyal audience) because I don't sell advertising! (F***ers won't buy any space....)
::: Monday, February 27, 2006 :::

Searches my site turned up on
::: posted by Spook at 8:05 AM | :::
Searches my site turned up on, and they clicked on my blog:
hooah bars sleep problems - what's the connection? sure, i occasionally have sleeping problems and I've linked to Hooah bars, buuuut... what is this surfer thinking?
asian gangsters - riiiight.... i don't know why my site turned up on this one.
video amputee woman -fetish - HAHAHAHAHA, someone looking for videos of amputee women, but doesn't want fetish sites.
medieval tightrope walking - okay... WHERE in my site do i have a tightrope?
IMAGE SEARCH: gates of hell - check! I got that one!
scarry flash puzzle - obviously someone looking for a flash puzzle, of which I have many.
Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116 - I have that here! No! really! Check it out: [Google]
monkey washing a cat - yup, i got that!

More to come later!

My blogger code is: B8 d t- k+ s u- f i- o+ x e+ l c [Link] Get yours?
::: Saturday, February 25, 2006 :::

Lowbrow Moment
::: posted by Spook at 12:35 PM | :::
(I steal these, not experience them. But, I may have some empathy for them)

As a prep school graduation present my father the veterinarian gifted me a cat. But not just any cat: a half breed, a mix of a Sphinx (Mr. Bigglesworth of Austin Powers fame) and a long hair.

Only....

The cat is literally half and half. He has a lion's mane one his chest and that's it. And his naked skin is a vile yellow-grey colour. His eyes are the hue of dialysis piss. He doesn't meow, only makes a croaking sound like an old woman's last breath. He smells like sweat and shit and the things he kills at night.

His name is Ugly. And I love him.
::: Friday, February 24, 2006 :::

Mid-day check-in
::: posted by Spook at 12:47 PM | :::
I thought I was in data entry hell until I repositioned my chair so I can lean back and have more elbow room and used a box of printer paper as an ottoman. Now I hope this never ends!

Also, I should be at it all afternoon and a good part of Monday too.

New question down at my Question&Answers.

Linkfest (Fri Feb 24)
::: posted by Spook at 8:11 AM | :::
My Usual Self-Questionnaire.
What's playing? Rammstein - Dalai Lama
What was the last thing my TV did? I watched a little bit of The Weatherman, but the biggest news is I FINALLY KNOW WHO SHOT J.R.!!! That's right, I have Dallas Season 4, Disc 1 rented and
How am I feeling? Why? Still kinda sick, but otherwise alright.
Complete this: "The Weather Is..." Wintery, going to be a pretty good day.
Random Comments: My blogger code is: B8 d t- k+ s u- f i- o+ x e+ l c, get your own: [Link]

I will be updating the meme once a week, either on Thursdays or Fridays. Questions for Q&A will be added whenever I think of them.
::: Thursday, February 23, 2006 :::

How Evil Are You?
::: posted by Spook at 12:43 PM | :::

How evil are you?

Linkfest: My answer above was no surprise at all...

Version 3.5 Rollout
::: posted by Spook at 7:10 AM | :::
While not completed, I have something resembling a website to show you.

I have another blog automatically included here at Twisted, a blog that gives you memes. I'll try and update that one consistently. Fridays maybe. I also have a Question & Answers area, just stuff for you to answer.
::: Wednesday, February 22, 2006 :::

asTWISTED byDave V3.5 in the works
::: posted by Spook at 11:06 AM | :::
SSHHH dumba$$ at work

No, I won't be doing a complete redesign of 'Twisted, but I'll be shuffling stuff around and adding to it. Doing an evaluation of the present state in the process. Possibly making 'Twisted into a magazine format, who knows... I'll be playing around with ideas.

Time has passed and new toys and ideas have surfaced. Particularly I want to plug in some Web 2.0 sexiness. I'll try and add some more content. Any suggestions? Tell me in comments or on my cbox (in "Tagged.")

I'll also be cleaning out some deadwood. I've gotten rid of my webring, the moon phase thing and broke links.

ASCII Art Collection
::: posted by Spook at 8:08 AM | :::
Chris.com's ASCII Art Collection [Link] EXAMPLE:

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Christopher Johnson's ASCII Art Collection was revealed to the Internet in November of 1994, back when Netscape 1.0 was "soooo much better than Mosaic" and Internet Explorer didn't exist yet. Here we are 12 years later, and if my web-server traffic statistics are any indication, ASCII art is more popular now than it's ever been.

LinkfestMy Usual Self-Questionnaire.
What's playing? Collective Soul - Forgiveness
What was the last thing my TV did? I watched Daltry Calhoun and Dungeons & Dragons: Wrath of the Dragon God.
How am I feeling? Why? Sick, my ear isn't hurting this morning, but is still tender, I'm going to the clinic this morning to have it checked out before going to work.
Complete this: "The Weather Is..." Bright and moderately cold. It's going to be a pretty good day. I hope the doc doens't say I need lots of rest.
Random Comments: In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
::: Tuesday, February 21, 2006 :::

Cathedral of Notre Dame in Amiens
::: posted by Spook at 4:35 PM | :::

Cathedral of Notre Dame in Amiens

My Usual Self-Questionnaire.
What's playing? Nothing right now, I'm enjoying the silence in my room.
What was the last thing my TV did? Played some Star Wars Battlefront 2 last night.
How am I feeling? Why? Like the cathedral, I'm under the weather. I've got a headcold or flu. My throat is sore and my ear has been aching. I went into work this morning for a team meeting, but came home after that was over.
Complete this: "The Weather Is..." Cloudy, pleasant if you're dressed warmly.
Random Comments: Personally, I think that people who say they wish they had their lives to live over again, probably shouldn't anyway.

Linkfest: Since when do I post links? Oh yeah, always.I hope I feel better tommorrow.

Linkfest (Feb 21st SLASH Oh-Six)
::: posted by Spook at 7:51 AM | :::
AAH! Little people! Oh.. it's just kids.

Lowbrow Moment:
(I steal these, not experience them. But, I may have some empathy for them)

There's this secluded spot in Philly, near a sanitation plant, where a bunch of angry midgets built a colony of little shacks they live in so as to avoid us Normals.

It's all surrounded by cyclone fence and sheetmetal, with a main gate that has a doorbell placed suspiciously high.

If they catch you out there, they'll start to throw rocks and chunks of cement and just generally attempt to kill you.
::: Monday, February 20, 2006 :::

Monday Again? (Feb 20/06)
::: posted by Spook at 7:53 AM | :::
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::: Saturday, February 18, 2006 :::

Mega-Link-fest
::: posted by Spook at 7:50 PM | :::
Person #1: Look! An idiot!
Person #2: Where?My Usual Self-Questionnaire.
What's playing? Korn - Souvenir
What was the last thing my TV did? Not much, but I'm planning on watching Saw II tonight.
How am I feeling? Why? Cold and I have an earache =(
Complete this: "The Weather Is..." 20-something below in the wind. Clouds overhead. It's nice to look at from the inside with a cup of hot tea cradled in my hands.
Random Comments: A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.
::: Friday, February 17, 2006 :::

Russian Roulette - Ruskaia Ruletka
::: posted by Spook at 12:47 PM | :::
Russian Roulette [Link] Play the infamous game against a russian bear, a snowman and a moustached russian military general.

Do you have what it takes to survive all three opponents? I think NYET!

Comments: It's pretty funny how the snowman bleeds red. I'm pretty sure no one has survived the russian general.

My Usual Self-Questionnaire.
::: posted by Spook at 8:07 AM | :::
What's playing? Korn - Dead Bodies Everywhere
What was the last thing my TV did? Last night I watched Mirrormask. I found the movie to be extremely and epically entertaining, both visually and emotionally.
How am I feeling? Why? Doing alright, I had a nice rest.
Complete this: "The Weather Is..." DAMN COLD! COLDER THAN THE PAST TWO DAYS! SAVE ME! < whine > I don't wanna to go work.... < /whine >
Random Comments: Trust me, when humans were created, I believe there was a very good reason why the body was configured so that ya cannot pat yourself on the back.

SYNOPSIS: Mirrormask

Reminiscent of ALICE IN WONDERLAND and LABRYNTH, MIRRORMASK is a fantasy tale of an intelligent young girl on a journey through a magical world. It is also a visually astounding piece of filmmaking, updating the fairy-tale quest in a coming-of-age story imbued with dark beauty. Written by Neil Gaiman (SANDMAN) and directed by frequent collaborator and illustrator Dave McKean, the film mixes live action and animation, and manages to keep the graphic novelists’ aesthetic largely intact: the frames are full of weirdly-skewed perspectives, foggy patches, and mismatched textures that appear grandly decayed.

Stephanie Leonidas plays Helena, a young girl who juggles in her father’s circus, but longs for a "normal" life. She spends her free time drawing elaborate, fantastical black-and-white pictures which cover every surface of her bedroom. One night, after an argument with her mother (Gina McKee) during which Helena lets fly some rather painful pronouncements, Mom falls ill with an unspecified affliction. As the family waits for news and the circus struggles financially, Helena blames herself for the misfortune. The night before her mother’s surgery, Helena is mysteriously transported to a world which bears a strong resemblance to her own drawings, and is populated by strange creatures who follow an even stranger logic. Helena and her traveling companion, fellow juggler Valentine (Jason Barry), sign on to find a mysterious charm which will wake the queen of the city--also played by McKee--from her deep sleep, defeating the forces of darkness and returning Helena home. The film’s outstanding art direction is complemented by witty dialogue and some genuinely creepy moments (the words "don’t let them see you’re afraid" are chill-inducing). Meanwhile, Leonidas’s performance is remarkable, maintaining a likeability, charm, and freshness that is all the more amazing considering it was delivered against a green screen, with her special-effect co-stars edited in later.

(source: Rotten Tomatoes @ http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/mirrormask/about.php)

Helena, in her room. See all her drawings on her wall?
Helena

Helena & Valentine, when they were talking to each other on the bridge.
Helena & Valentine

Helena & Valentine, when they were in the Dark Queen's castle.
Them in the castle
Images copyright by their owner(s).

LinkfestHave a good day!
::: Thursday, February 16, 2006 :::

Lunchtime Update: Pictures! (Feb16/06)
::: posted by Spook at 12:39 PM | :::
Mean Puppy
Cute little mean puppy

Mean Kitten
Cute little mean puppy

Mean Mouse
Mean mouse

Nice Catch - The Bud Fish
Caught the Bud Fish

Psalm 23
I will fear no evil

Have a nice day! - Spook.

BOFH: The Bastard Operator From Hell
::: posted by Spook at 8:10 AM | :::
BOFH [Link] (@ The Register 2000-present)
BOFH [Link] (Official Archive 1995-1999)

The BOFH is a systems and networks operator who, with his sidekick PFY (Pimple-Faced Youth), wreak havoc and dominate their workplace, instilling fear and loathing amongst the ranks of the organisation. They scam, they kill, they lock people in their fire-proof safe and keep their bosses... for about a week. Then there's a new one.

My Usual Self-Questionnaire.
What's playing? Guns'N'Roses - Sweet Child O'Mine
What was the last thing my TV did? Played Turok Evolution for about an hour last night. Damn, killing dinosaurs is fun when all you take are headshot.
How am I feeling? Why? Alright, doing good.
Complete this: "The Weather Is..." Damn cold again. Partly cloudy again. Who hit the replay button from yesterday?
Random Comments: I think foosball is a combination of soccer and shishkabobs - Mitch Hedberg
::: Wednesday, February 15, 2006 :::

Lowbrow Moment (Feb 15 Edition)
::: posted by Spook at 8:01 AM | :::
(I steal these, not experience them. But, I may have some empathy for them)

we're standing around after a show and some skinny trailerpark drunk dood walks over and demands

doesnt ask

but demands a cigarette from me

im not one for that shit in his voice so i tell him to fuck off

the bastard swings

a looping well telegraphed swing and trips over his own feet sprawling out on the sidewalk

for some reason it was so sad we didnt even laugh

we just looked at him

all bent he gets up and starts this flying leap shit at me but

slips in dogshit and mugs on the selfsame sidewalk

then we laugh till we peed

he walked off dogshitshmear down his calf and shin

best fight i never got in

Linkfest: Short and sweet!My Usual Self-Questionnaire.
What's playing? Korn - Twisted Transistor | Lyrics: [Link]
What was the last thing my TV did? Watched The Big Empty, starring Jon Favreau, Racheal Leigh Cook, Darryl Hannah, Joey Lauren Adams and Adam Beach. It's kind of a mystery, drama with comedy in it. The ending is totally out of left field, but then who really cares when you get to watch Racheal Leigh Cook take shots of Jack Daniel then whipped cream out of a can.
How am I feeling? Why? Okay. I'm being treated well.
Complete this: "The Weather Is..." DAMN COLD. And partly cloudy.
Random Comments: Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
::: Tuesday, February 14, 2006 :::

Happy Valentine's Day!
::: posted by Spook at 7:47 AM | :::
Happy Everything! Now bugger off!

Lowbrow Moment:
(I steal these, not experience them. But, I may have some empathy for them)

Like Father, Like Son

He's eighteen months old, we're at the mall, and he goes postal on me. People turn their heads, smile and look sympathetic, but keep walking.

Nothing else working, so I pick him up, tuck him under one arm, and head for the exit.

He: "Help! Help!"

People stop dead. There are maybe 100 eyes staring at us, alarmed. Some of the more impulsive start moving towards us.

We collapse in a heap, giggling ourselves silly.

That's my boy.

Joke: WHY YELLING AT MEN IS POINTLESS

When a woman says:
"This place is a mess! C'mon!
You and I need to clean up!
Your stuff is lying on the floor
and you'll have no clothes to wear if we
don't "do laundry right now!

What a man hears:
blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON
blah, blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I
blah, blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR
blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES
blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW

(Who says we don't see romance in trivial things? - Spook.)
::: Wednesday, February 08, 2006 :::

Two Citings
::: posted by Spook at 12:46 PM | :::
Samorost 2 [Link]

This is the sequel to the original Samorost, the flash puzzle game where you had to progress through the weird and wacky world of... whatever the hell that is.

Carbage [Link]

You know what they say - one man's meat is another man's floppy fibreglass spoiler. But thankfully Top Gear is here to ridicule the clueless by bringing you the best chavved-up motors and tasteless tat. Welcome, then, to Carbage.

New Type of Birth Control Pill
::: posted by Spook at 8:17 AM | :::
(Thanks to Gwen@work for e-mailing me this - Spook)

The Cadbury's Candy Co. and Merck Drug Co. have combined to market the new Mint flavored birth control pill that women may take immediately before sex.

The Pill will be distributed by the large major drug store chains and Wal-Mart's Pharmacies.

They're going to be called....

"Pre-dick-a-mints."

LinkfestMy Usual Self-Questionnaire.
What's playing? Audioslave - Be Yourself
What was the last thing my TV did? Watched Wallace & Gromit - Curse of the Were-Rabbit. It was pretty darn funny.
How am I feeling? Why? Pretty good. Wednesday should be fun.
Complete this: "The Weather Is..." Frickin' COLD. Someone gimme a blanket to wrap myself in.
Random Comments: Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
::: Tuesday, February 07, 2006 :::

Linkfest (Feb 7 Edition)
::: posted by Spook at 12:39 PM | :::
But first, a little joke:

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and says "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question".
My Usual Self-Questionnaire.
What's playing? Collective Soul - Needs
What was the last thing my TV did? I watched most of Icon, a made-for-TV movie starring Patrick "Roadhouse" Swayze, but I couldn't finish watching it.
How am I feeling? Why? I'm feeling pretty good. My worst problem right now is my blood pressure has risen above normal.
Complete this: "The Weather Is..." Sunny with a few clouds and really nice when I'm dressed warm.
Random Comments: I don't pretend to have all the answers. I don't pretend to even know what the questions are. Hey, where am I?

Lowbrow Moments
::: posted by Spook at 8:17 AM | :::
(I steal these, not experience them. But, I may have some empathy for them)

ONE:

Bored?

Try going down to K-mart, and go into the section with all of the clock radios. Synchronize the time on all the clocks, set all the alarms to go off 10 minutes later, then head to the appliance section and wait for the fun to begin.

TWO:

More wedding tales. We had all been watching in silent, drunken fascination as the young lady with the generous J Lo-esque arse kept pulling her skirt out from between the cheeks of her aforementioned arse. After ten or so repeats of the operation Tim could stand it no longer. The next time her skirt rode up into the cleft & she reached behind he leant foward, hand out stretched, & said "No, thats all right Sue, I'll get this one." I laughed so long & hard I thought I'd ruptured something.
::: Monday, February 06, 2006 :::

Cuteness
::: posted by Spook at 8:18 AM | :::
Cute Overload [Link] From the website: "At Cute Overload, we scour the Web for only the finest in Cute Imagery. Imagery that is Worth Your Internet Browsing Time. We offer an overwhelming amount of cuteness to fill your daily visual allowance. Drink it in!"

My Usual Self-Questionnaire.
What's playing? Metallica - Low Man's Lyric
What was the last thing my TV did? Watched disc 2 of The Trailer Park Boys, Season 1 & 2.
How am I feeling? Why? Alright, had a good sleep.
Complete this: "The Weather Is..." Nice and cool. Gotta stay warm today.
Random Comments: People who say they've learned from their mistakes should have studied more for the test in the first place.
::: Saturday, February 04, 2006 :::

Words of wisdom from George Costanza
::: posted by Spook at 11:20 AM | :::
Words of wisdom from George Costanza
::: Friday, February 03, 2006 :::

Best Mistakes With Pictures
::: posted by Spook at 12:43 PM | :::
Movie Mistakes [Link] brings you errors in the production of major motion pictures. For instance...

Star Wars: When the stormtroopers break into the control room, the storm trooper on the right of the screen hits his head on the door frame. On the DVD release they've added a thump when he hits it.

And;

Jurassic Park: In the scenes where there's a video link to the docks shown on computer, there's a bar moving along the bottom of the screen, showing us that it's actually a video that's just playing on the computer.

There's more there - Spook.

Lowbrow Moment (Feb 3 - TGIF!!)
::: posted by Spook at 7:44 AM | :::
(I steal these, not experience them. But, I may have some empathy for them)

Getting To School On Time

Like, I never did.

Alarm clock -- no good. Loud alarm clock -- no good.

My mother got sick of shaking me, and just gave up. After I missed a serious exam, I started experimenting.

The final solution was a loud doorbell connected to a timer.

On its own, it didn't work, because I would just turn it off without waking up.

So I got more inventive. I connected it to five toggle pushbuttons. To turn it off, I had to remember which button I'd pushed before I went to sleep.

Didn't work -- I could pull the plug out of the wall without waking up.

My grades were going to hell. I started to get desperate -- I screwed the plug to the wall with those tamper-proof screws that you see in public toilets.

Didn't work -- I could somehow run through all 32 combinations of the toggle switches without waking up.

I missed another exam. I put the toggle switches in a deep box that was about 1" wide. Across the front of the box I stapled two naked 240 volt wires (this was Scotland).

That worked. Just try to stay asleep while poking your finger between two naked live wires. You only want to do it once, so you have to be awake enough to remember which one you pushed last night.

My grades went back up: big deal -- I think I deserved a Nobel Prize.

My Usual Self-Questionnaire.
What's playing? Collective Soul - Precious Declaration | Lyrics: [Link] | Band: [Link]
What was the last thing my TV did? I watched The Legend of Zorro, starring Catherine Zeta Jones and Antonio Banderas.
How am I feeling? Why? Dunno, I woke up early and tried to stay asleep, I stayed up past 1:00am last night watching that movie. Otherwise I'm fine, but I'll probably be tired at work.
Complete this: "The Weather Is..." This is going to be a dreary day. So cold and cloudy.
Random Comments: The way some people find fault with every damn thing in life, you'd think there was a reward.
::: Thursday, February 02, 2006 :::

Dreamlines
::: posted by Spook at 7:05 PM | :::
[Link] It looks pretty cool. Uses Java.

From the website: "It is a non-linear, interactive visual experience. The user enters one or more words that define the subject of a dream he would like to dream. The system looks in the Web for images related to those words, and takes them as input to generate an ambiguous painting, in perpetual change, where elements fuse into one another, in a process analogous to memory and free association."

The Programmer's Nap
::: posted by Spook at 12:33 PM | :::
Early morning hours. An angry programmer ges in to the kitchen, to have something to eat. His wife comes in and notices his grumpy mood.

"What’s the problem, darling? The program didn’t work?"

"It worked!"

"Were there many bugs in it?"

"There were no bugs in it! It worked perfectly!"

"So, what is it?"

"I then decided to have a nap, for a few minutes!"

"Was it bad? Did you have a nightmare?"

"It was a perfect nap on the BACKSPACE!!!!"

LinkfestMy Usual Self-Questionnaire.
What's playing? Nothing, but my cat Shorty is bugging me by walking back and forth by my forearms on my desk. SHOO CAT! I KNOW HOW TO SKIN YOU ALIVE!!!
What was the last thing my TV did? Watched the interviews in the special features on the Resevoir Dogs DVD.
How am I feeling? Why? A little tired, I overslept by about an hour, but it was rest I needed anyway. I need a coffee now.
Complete this: "The Weather Is..." Calm, cool, cloudy.
Random Comments: You can kidnap me and force me to be your watchdog if you want to. But I'm telling you, I will bark at any sound I hear and it will drive you crazy. - Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy
::: Wednesday, February 01, 2006 :::

My Usual Self-Questionnaire.
::: posted by Spook at 12:34 PM | :::
What's playing? Rammstein - Mann Gegen Mann | Lyrics: [Link] | Band: [Link]
What was the last thing my TV did? Nothing since yesterday.
How am I feeling? Why? Pretty good. It's turning out to be a pretty good week.
Complete this: "The Weather Is..." Nice and snow covered. It was warm this morning but the temperature is dropping and the wind is picking up this afternoon.
Random Comments: I wish I had a dollar for every time I spent a dollar, because then, yahoo!, I'd have all my money back.

Lowbrow Moment:
(I steal these, not experience them. But, I may have some empathy for them)

The other day I realized I was running low on boxers. But, me being as lazy as I am didn't ever remember to go out and get any until I passed by a rack at wal-mart. I decided that this was a good chance to get some so I go down the isle and look at all the strange different kinds they had. Until I finally came upon some ones that wern't as pathetic as the others. I walked out of the store with 3 pairs. One with a huge print of the cookie monster's face, one with a huge print of oscar the grouch's face, and one with snoopy laying down on his dog house. I went about wearing my fine new boxers for a few days until it came time to empty a few blanks into the toilet. I whipped out my cock when I happened to be in front of the mirror. I looked down to see my penis sticking out of the cookie monster's head and his eyes happened to be right where my balls would be. I thought it was pretty funny when I found out it was the same with the oscar pair. But I about $#!t a brick when I saw my cock sticking out right between snoopy's legs.