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#____Lowbrow Moment
(I steal these, not experience them. But, I may have some empathy for them)

By Kosa:
One day when I was like 13 or 14 I think, my mom was in the kitchen reading or something. So I ask her an innocent question: "When’s your anniversary?" I asked because I knew it was the current month and I wanted to get her a gift. But instead of an innocent answer, she looks at me really seriously, almost afraid, and goes "Why do you want to know?" I look at her like she’s insane and just say "Umm . . . I’m just curious." So she then has me sit down and proceeds to say something along the lines of "I guess you’re wondering why your birthday is in July . . ." And as I sit there, she proceeds to tell me how I was born in July when my parents were married the November before. To state it blatantly, my birthday would put conception the month before my parents got married. So great, I want to do something nice for my parents and I get the gift of knowing I was partially an accident. Gee, thanks Mom!


Linkfest: Work was alright this morning, I got a lot done. But, now the hard part: looking busy!

My Usual Self-Questionnaire.
What's playing? Head Cramp - Rawk Knocker
What was the last thing my TV did? Still nothing.
How am I feeling? Why? Alright, just kinda exhausted from the past 24 hours.
Complete this: "The Weather Is..." Cloudy, partially rainy. Perfect day for depression, but I don't have the time for that.
Random Comments: Teach what you know, learn what you don't.
"Lowbrow Moment" posted by Spook at 9/01/2006 12:39:00 PM |