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asTWISTED byDave: Lowbrow Moment
::: Saturday, February 25, 2006 :::
(I steal these, not experience them. But, I may have some empathy for them)
As a prep school graduation present my father the veterinarian gifted me a cat. But not just any cat: a half breed, a mix of a Sphinx (Mr. Bigglesworth of Austin Powers fame) and a long hair.
Only....
The cat is literally half and half. He has a lion's mane one his chest and that's it. And his naked skin is a vile yellow-grey colour. His eyes are the hue of dialysis piss. He doesn't meow, only makes a croaking sound like an old woman's last breath. He smells like sweat and shit and the things he kills at night.
His name is Ugly. And I love him.