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asTWISTED byDave: ARR! AYE be an office pirate! Gar!
::: Tuesday, February 28, 2006 :::
Today is February 28, 2006. Today is Mardi gras. Today is Fastnacht Day. Today is Free Pancakes Day at IHOP. Today is day three of the Ayyam-i-Ha celebration. Today is Gilbert Gottfried's 51st birthday. And today is the very last day of the month. How can all of these days co-exist? Because today is the perfect day.
I found this out at Office Pirates [Link] They do everything I want to do... kind of.
They don't have my apathy and lethargy towards you people (my loyal audience) because I don't sell advertising! (F***ers won't buy any space....)