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asTWISTED byDave: October 2005
::: Monday, October 31, 2005 :::
October 31 - Halloween
November 1 - World Vegetation Day
November 2 - Look for Circles Day
November 3 - Sandwich Day
November 4 - Sadie Hawkins Day
November 5 - Gunpowder Day
November 6 - Marooned without a Compass Day
Get this: I just checked the weather forecast... Cloudy and wet as usual, but the funny part is: After the showers end, we're getting "sprinkles."
What the?
::: Thursday, October 27, 2005 :::
A little late, but w/e!
October 24 - National Bologna Day
October 25 - Punk for a Day Day
October 26 - Mule Day
October 27 - Navy Day
October 28 - Plush Animal Lover's Day
October 29 - National Frankenstein Day
October 30 - National Candy Corn Day
Lowbrow Moment:
(I steal these, not experience them. But, I may have some empathy for them)
The girl I cheated with was friends with Rachel who was a friend of my grilfriend. Everytime I drove past Rachel, she screamed at me from her car. I smiled and waved. I bet she was just mad I didn't sleep with her.
Lowbrow Moment:
(I steal these, not experience them. But, I may have some empathy for them)
One night she slept over and the cat spent most of the night humping her leg.
For the whole night she showed the cat way more attention and affection than she showed me.
I wasn't sure who I was jealous of..
the cat or her.
Damn thing hasn't let me post all week long. It's not like I had anything to post anyway, plus it had me considering shutted Twisted down. Here you go, a joke for.. Thursday:
::: Monday, October 24, 2005 :::
Because we all could use a small pick-me-up on days that start with M.
Joke #1
Eddie came to work Monday and his co-workers asked him how his weekend was. He said he played a little golf. So his co-worker asked him how well he did. ''I hit two of my best balls,'' he said. ''Tell me about it,'' said his co-worker. ''I stepped on a rake.''
Joke #2
A man picks up his golf-ignorant girlfriend after he has come from the links. While he's driving the tees in his pocket fall out. His girlfriend asks, "Harry, what are those things that just fell out of your pockets?" "Oh, those are called tees. I put my balls on them when I'm driving." "Oh, well. Ask a silly question, get a silly answer."
::: Friday, October 21, 2005 :::
- Only 30% of us can flare our nostrils.
- 21% of us don't make our bed daily. 5% of us never do.
- Men do 29% of laundry each week. Only 7% of women trust their husbands to do it correctly.
- 40% of women have hurled footwear at a man.
- 3 out of 4 of us store our dollar bills in rigid order with singles leading up to higher denominations.
- 91% lie regularly, so you can just throw away statistics like these based on their answers *grin*
- 27% admit to cheating on a test or quiz.
- 29% admit they've intentionally stolen something from a store.
- 50% admit they regularly sneak food into movie theaters to avoid the high prices of snack foods.
- 90% believe in divine retribution (but apparently not for lying)
- 10% believe in the 10 Commandments.
- 82% believe in an afterlife.
- 45% believe in ghosts.
- 13% (mostly men) have spent a night in jail.
- 29% are virgins when they marry.
- 58.4% have called into work sick when we weren't.
- 10% of us switch tags in the store to pay less for an item.
- Over 50% believe in spanking - but only a child over 2 years old.
- 35% give to charity at least once a month.
- How far would you go for $10 million? 25% would abandon their friends, family, and church. 7% would murder.
- 69% eat the cake before the frosting.
- When nobody else is around, 47% drink straight from the carton.
- Snickers is the most popular candy.
- 22% of us skip lunch daily.
- 9% of us skip breakfast daily.
- 14% of us eat the watermelon seeds.
- Only 13% brush our teeth from side to side.
- 45% use mouthwash every day.
- 22% leave the glob of toothpaste in the sink.
- The typical shower is 101 degrees F.
My Usual Self-Questionnaire.
What's playing? The Doors - Riders on the Storm
What was the last thing my TV did? Watched Frankenstein. The one with Micheal Madsen & Parker Posey.
How am I feeling? Why? My shoulder is sore because I got my flu shot yesterday. Otherwise, I'm alright.
Complete this: "The Weather Is..." Fall weather. Wet & chilly.
Random Comments: When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbour's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.
::: Wednesday, October 19, 2005 :::
We were on our way to the mall for some shopping and there was a lull in the conversation. I'm lost in the music in the background when my friend turns to me and says:
"Hey I just had a random thought. Is there a patron saint of road kill?"
Random thought? Yeah, that's an understatement.
Damn. I undid my dreadlocks and got a proper haircut. I feel mildly traumatized. LOL
Anyway, here's the pictoral evidence:
A week and a half ago, dreadlocked.
Picture missing, I undid the dreadlocks.
No picture because I thought I looked like
Captain Caveman or Cousin It.
Last week, after I trimmed it a little bit
Today. What do you think?
(A big THANK YOU goes out to Gwen @ work for sending me this.)
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!
5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?
My Usual Self-Questionnaire.
What's playing? Audioslave - Out of Exile
What was the last thing my TV did? I watched Kabiti... Katchib... some japanese movie with an unpronouncable name with monsters in it.
How am I feeling? Why? Well rested! I had insomnia last night, but caught up with over eight and a half hours of sleep.
Complete this: "The Weather Is..." Cold & wet.
Random Comments: I'm getting a haircut today. I undid my dreadlocks last week. Wish me luck.
::: Tuesday, October 18, 2005 :::
25. "My Plan To Find The Real Killers" by O.J. Simpson
24. "To All The Men I've Loved Before" by Ellen DeGeneres
23. "The Book of Virtues" by Bill Clinton
22. The Difference between Reality and Dilbert
21. Human Rights Advances in China
20. "Things I Wouldn't Do for Money" by Dennis Rodman
19. Al Gore: The Wild Years
18. Amelia Earhart's Guide to the Pacific Ocean
17. America's Most Popular Lawyers
16. Career Opportunities for Liberal Arts Majors
15. Detroit - A Travel Guide
14. Different Ways to Spell "Bob"
13. Dr. Kevorkian's Collection of Motivational Speeches
12. Easy UNIX
11. Ethiopian Tips on World Dominance
10. Everything Men Know About Women
9. Everything Women Know About Men
8. French Hospitality
7. George Foreman's Big Book of Baby Names
6. "How to Sustain a Musical Career" by Art Garfunkel
5. Mike Tyson's Guide to Dating Etiquette
4. Spotted Owl Recipes by the EPA
3. Staple Your Way to Success
2. The Amish Phone Directory
1. The Engineer's Guide to Fashion
My Usual Self-Questionnaire.
What's playing? Jon Davis - Forsaken
What was the last thing my TV did? Nothing recently, but I couldn't sleep last night and watched The Toxic Avenger in the living room, heheh. Good watchin'
How am I feeling? Why? Tired... I was up until 2:30am
Complete this: "The Weather Is..." Cold... cloudy... rainy.
Random Comments: Watch your drinking. Go to bars with a mirror.
::: Monday, October 17, 2005 :::
October 17 - Wear Something Gaudy Day
October 18 - No Beard Day
October 19 - Evaluate Your Life Day
October 20 - Brandied Fruit Day
October 21 - Count Your Buttons Day
October 22 - National Nut Day
October 23 - National Mole Day
So speaking of holidays, I had last week off of work. It is going to be one hell of a morning and one hell of a week.
I can see it now, they're going to be coming for me!
For example:
But I refuse to go down. I'm going to prepare!
And when they get close...
I'm going to open fire with all everything I've got!
And that's what kind of morning I'm going to have.
Wish me luck and cover me, because I'm going in!
::: Sunday, October 16, 2005 :::
My Horoscope for this week:
LIBRA (born between 24th September and 23rd October):
A house mate or close friend might need to be shaken out of a somewhat solitary frame of mind. They say they aren't feeling sorry for themselves but you know better. Instinct will tell you when someone needs to be cheered up and you are the best person for the job. You know just how to get others to forget about their worries for a wee while. A community event will grab your interest and attention as well as amusement.
Linkfest: The original list.- Blog Buzzwords, by someone who hates them [Link] "Lately I've been hearing a lot of stupid people parroting stupid buzz words. There are too many to list all of them here, but I'll be damned if I'm not going to try. I propose that we all agree, here and now, to strike these words and phrases from our collective for the betterment of humanity, and the improvement of my blood pressure."
- The Eight Clown Commandments [Link] Wait. WHAT?
- The 2 String Bass [Link] Hand made in 1998 by Richard Dunn of golini guitars.
- C|Net's Top 10 Web fads [Link] Internet phenomena. Memes. Grist for the e-mail forwarding mill. Whatever you call them, Web fads are entertaining, unintended consequences of life on the World Wide Web.
- cardjackers cards [Link] It's not just cards, but horrorscopes too. Yeah, you read that right.
- Tricks to remembering names [Link] Tip #1 is just too obvious.
- Mei Hua [Link] How to read chinese menus!
- Dactyl Fractal Zoom [Link] Glad I don't smoke drugs, otherwise this would freak me out.
- "Chewie is my copilot" T-shirt [Link] There's also other shirt by diesel sweeties.
- Gallery: Virtual Street Reality [Link] He makes drawings on the pavement, which when viewed from the correct angle, looks 3D
- Strange Things You Likely Didn't Know [Link]
- Ten Recurring Economic Fallacies, 1774-2004 [Link] A good essay to read.
- A PSA for Blog Depression [Link] Be aware! (hahahah!)
- I need coffee.com [Link] All things coffee!
- Gallery: Bull Terrier: 1, Porcupine... um.. 1. [Link] Double ownage.
- See how your eyes are unreliable. [Link] Illusions pour vous.
- 200 Amazing Secrets [Link] And, it's available, free of charge.
- The 1 second film [Link] Uh... okay?
- Weird Facts [Link] Pages upon pages of stuff like "The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.( I always fell on my face)"
- The Undrinkable Cocktail [Link] These alcoholic beverages may not kill you, but you'll wish they had
- Cardboard Helicopter [Link] I wonder how bored the artist was?
- The Why? Files [Link] The science behind the news.
- NASA Watch [Link] Why not, eh?
- Sorry, Gotta Go.com [Link] For when you absolutely, positively have to get off the phone.
- Bad Designs [Link] Pointing out stupid, dangerous and funny product designs.
- IRISH DRINKING SONGS FOR CAT LOVERS. [Link] No, this guy is serious.
- The Dvorak Zine [Link] The Dvorak Zine is a 24-page zine that uses the power of Comics to promote Dvorak.
- Biojewelery: That Ring Is So You [Link] Dig out a bone chip, grow it into a ring shape. Carve it to size. BAM, bone ring.
Joke!
A man decided that he was going to ride a 10-speed bike from Phoenix to Flagstaff. He got as far as Black Canyon City before the mountains just became too much and he could go no farther.
He stuck his thumb out, but after 3 hours hadn't gotten a single person to stop. Finally, a guy in a Corvette pulled over and offered him a ride. Of course, the bike wouldn't fit in the car. The owner of the Corvette found a piece of rope lying by the highway and tied it to his bumper. He tied the other end to the bike and told the man that if he was going too fast, to honk the horn on his bike and that he would slow down.
Everything went fine for the first 30 miles. Suddenly, another Corvette blew past them. Not to be outdone, the Corvette pulling the bike took off after the other. A short distance down the road the Corvettes, both going well over 120 mph, blew through a speed trap.
The police officer noted the speeds from his radar gun and radioed to the other officer that he had two Corvettes headed his way at over 120 mph. He then relayed, "...and you're not going to believe this, but there's guy on a 10-speed bike honking to pass."
Twisted Funnies: Laugh, stupid.- Strangest wrestlers from the eighties [Link] ah-HAHAHAHA!! I forgot about Doink and Dink!
- Interview with the search engine [Link] Jeeves gets his 15 minutes.
- The Tale of the Worst MMORPG Ever [Link] If you don't know what a MMORPG, then this will throuroughly prepare you for battle.
- If World War II Was an Real-Time Strategy Game [Link] I like these creative l337 jokes.
- Precious Pets 2005' competition joker [Link] My hero.
- John Cleese' Declaration of Revocation [Link] LMAO
- Critique: The Alphabet [Link] Heh.
- How to Forget Life Sucks [Link] How many times have you said this to yourself? Things just suck, people are stupid. You haven't washed in a while and are probably better off dead. Once again, cDc comes to the rescue. Here are some methods of passing the time until you die. They have been tested and proven to work. No guess work involved here... have fun.
Joke! (# deux)
Bullwinkle: Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat.
Rocky: Again?
Bullwinkle: Presto!
Lion: ROAR!!!
Bullwinkle: Oops, wrong hat.
Things to Click on: So, reading isn't your thing?- Crashmaster! [Link] Crash the car in a variety of games.
- Quiz: How Weird Are You? [Link] My answer below!
- The 30-Second Bunnies Theatre Library [Link] By angry alien productions. These are wonderfully fun to watch.
- Colour Perception [Link] 3 illusions.
- Constantine's "Heaven or Hell" Quiz [Link] Well, no surprise there, I'm going to hell!
- Video: Balancing Point [Link] Cool performance coupled with a cool soundtrack.
- Pix: The world's tallest bridge [Link] Because the french never heard of driving around the dangerous mountains.
- Gallery: Sleeping Students [Link] *phew* I'm not there.
- Video: Catsup Crapper [Link] A Ketchup bottle attached to a r/c car and a squeezer also installed. Pretty cool.
- STRING SPIN - ZEFRANK.COM [Link] You'll need Java for this painting program.
- Silicon Valley Tarot [Link] Get help in your situation from The Silicon Valley Business Oracle.
- Why is everything 4? [Link] A long time ago I heard someone say that everything is 4. At first I didn't believe them. I thought they where just making it up. But after they explained it to me I saw the truth.
| You Are 70% Weird |
 You're so weird, you think you're *totally* normal. Right?
But you wig out even the biggest of circus freaks! |
::: Monday, October 10, 2005 :::
Okay, I'm not going for any originality in this puzzle, but can you read the hidden text in this picture?
I generated this over here: [Link]
That's short for "Happy Birthday To Me"
Yes, I'm a year older today. I've been dreading this day for quite some time now. Yes, I know it's Thanksgiving. Happy that, too. Luckily, I did that whole thinking about time, life and all that stuff. Eventually I started playing with such thoughts and wondered what age I would be if I weren't human. What if I were Martian? Or Jovian? What about Mercurian? And Plutan?
My age in Mars years: 13.8
My age in Jupiter years: 2.19
My age in Mercury years: 107.9
My age in Pluto years: 0.104
How do I know that? That's simple, I typed in "Your age on other worlds" at google and found this [Link] at the Exploratorium.
Have fun with that.
::: Friday, October 07, 2005 :::
Thanks to kirsty for sending me this @ work. I'm a Fox, lol
*MUSKRAT Dec 22-Jan 19:
You are always saving junk and dragging things around the yard. You are basically a pack rat. There has never been a tidy Muskrat from your Band. You should quit stealing other people's garbage.
*PTARMIGAN Jan 20-Feb 18:
You haven't the foggiest idea who you are and you've stayed stupid for too long. You are a natural liar. On the other hand, you are compelled to the dinner table where, you make loud sucking noises, as you devour the last six pork chops. Everyone thinks your Indian name should be Pork Chop. You should stop going to bingo.
*WEASEL Feb 19-Mar 20:
You have no imagination and you always think INAC or Social Services are following you. You have influence over welfare administrators and friends think you're a weasel. You lack perseverance and are generally a chicken yet possess exceptional dancing skills. You should wear moccasins.
*OWL Mar 21- Apr 19:
You are an old stiff and this is reflected in everything you do. You are always whining over nothing and think everyone is out to rob you of something. You should start using Sweet Grass and start being the one on top.
* WOLVERINE Apr20- May 20:
You like to work like hell and you are a genuine Jack of all trades. Most people think you are just getting in their way. You are stubborn and persistent. You should get on welfare immediately and quit passing out after your done.
* WOLF May 20- June 21:
You are very intelligent on your feet but lose all credibility when drunk. People like you because you know how where to get a bootleg at 3 in the morning. This means you're a con artist. Wolves ! are notorious for their flirting and pimping. You should stop drinking on weekdays.
*LYNX June 22- July 22:
You are sympathetic and understanding to other peoples' problems. Friends think you are a sponge and you are always misplacing your Sweet Grass. That is why you will always drive a Ford and have a mate who fools around. You should give up your driver's license (since it expired 2 years ago anyways).
* BEAR July 23-Aug 22:
You consider yourself a warrior, others think you're a macho egotistical creature of habit. Most Bears like to pick on little people. You have no ambition and will forever live in your mind. Bear people are scared of the cops but yet always walk out of the bar with a drink in their hand after closing. You should start playing bingo.
* TROUT Aug 23- Sep 22:
You like to have things in perfect order and will nit pick all day. Your sex life has become well known, due to your meticulous nature.! Friends think you're an example of institutionalization and would make a model inmate. You need to buy more underwear.
* FOX Sep 23- Oct 23:
You want to learn how to make bannock but don't have the time. You want to live the traditional way of life, but would go crazy if you missed an episode of your favourite TV soap. Chances for employment are nil and you'll have to do bead work for the rest of your life. You should start learning how to sew.
* CARIBOU Oct 24- Nov 21:
You are a shrewd and conniving . Your land claim cannot be settled because you also want them to throw in others. Your work ethics defy logic but this stems from the fact that you know everything. Most Caribous have thick, moppy hair, yet they don't need to shave. Never work for the Band because relatives will always ask for money.
* MOOSE Nov 22- Dec 21:
You are extremely optimistic and have the tendency to rely on Indian Medicine.! The majority of Moose carry little bundles of leather and will do weird things suddenly. You should take Centrum > Multivitamins, fast once a week, quit the hard stuff and start Drumming (if you're a He) or start Tanning (if you're a She).
Happy Thanksgiving!
And now, some quotes from The Boondock Saints, one of my favourite movies:
Doc: Why don't you make like a tree, and get the fuck outta here?
Rocco: Shut your fat ass Rayvie! I can't buy a pack of smokes without running into nine guys you fucked!
Paul Smecker: Okay Duffy, have any theories to go with that tie?
Conner MacManus: Jesus! He brought a six-shooter! Murphy MacManus: There were nine of them, you retard! What were you going to do with the last three, laugh them to death? Funny man?
Murphy MacManus: You and your fucking rope.
Monsignor: We must always fear the wicked. But there is another kind of evil that we must fear the most, and that is the indifference of good men. Conner MacManus: I do believe the monsignor's finally got the point. Murphy MacManus: Aye.
Doc: You know what they say: People in glass houses sink ships! Rocco: I got to buy you a proverb book or something, because this mix 'n' match shit's got to go. Doc: What? Conner MacManus: Well, a penny saved is worth two in the bush, right? Murphy MacManus: And don't cross the road if you can't get out of the kitchen.
[A Russian gangster comes into the bar] Murphy MacManus: So you're Chekov, huh? Well, this here's McCoy. Find a Spock, we got us an away team.
Paul Smecker: Brilliant! So now we got a Huge Guy theory and a Serial Crusher theory.
[After Smecker proves the Boston detectives wrong] Paul Smecker: We'll start the ass-kissing with you.
Paul Smecker: That's all we need: some sensational story making these boys out to be superheroes triumphing over evil.
Il Duce: And no man shall shed blood, but by man shall his blood be shed.
Yakavetta: The 90's are killing me. I shouldn't have done that. You're not supposed to tell a guy you're gonna kill him no more. Taking all the fun out of the job.
Paul Smecker: You know, you Irish cops are perking up. That's two sound theories in one day, neither of which deal with abnormally sized men. Kind of makes me feel like Riverdancing.
[After finding a suitcase full of cash with the dead mobsters] Murphy MacManus: The hits just keep on coming. I love our new job.
Rocco: They can suck my pathetic little dick, and I'll dip my balls in marinara sauce so those fat bastards can get a taste of home while they're at it!
Rocco: I killed your cat! I thought that it would bring closure to our relationship!
[After Rocco shoots three men in a coffee shop] Murphy MacManus: Kind of liberating, isn't it? Rocco: You know, it is a bit.
Paul Smecker: Greenly, the day I want the Boston police to do my thinking for me is the day I will have a fucking tag on my toe.
Yakavetta: He's happy now, just killing us one by one. And worse, he's good at it.
Rocco: This guy takes out a whole family -- wife, kids -- like he's ordering fucking pizza.
Paul Smecker: So you're telling me it was one guy with six guns, and he was a senior frigging citizen?
Murphy MacManus: There are many forms of evil. We urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the boundaries into true corruption, into our domain.
Murphy MacManus: Do not kill. Do not rape. Do not steal. These are principles which every man of every faith can embrace.
Conner MacManus: How far are we going to take this? Il Duce: The question is not how far. The question is, do you possess the constitution, the depth of faith, to go as far as is needed?
Conner MacManus: It's the real deal, Roc. Evil men, dead men.
[After Rocco fondles an unconscious woman's breast] Conner MacManus: What the fuck are you doing? Rocco: I'll tip her!
Murphy MacManus: We're sorta like 7-11. We're not always doin' business, but we're always open. Conner MacManus: That was nicely put.
Yakavetta: The 90's are killing me. I shouldn't have done that. You're not supposed to tell a guy you're gonna kill him no more. I got to tiptoe through the tulips with these assholes. Taking all the fun out of the job.
Il Duce: Never shall innocent blood be shed, yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river. The Three shall spread their blackened wings and be the vengeful striking hammer of God.
[After Rocco gets his finger shot off] Rocco: Feels like it's still there. Conner MacManus: Yeah, well it's not.
Paul Smecker: Television is the explanation for this. You see this in bad television. Little assault guys creeping through the vents, coming in through the ceiling--that James Bond shit never happens in real life, professionals don't do that!
::: Tuesday, October 04, 2005 :::
I moved back to my old job today. I was hoping everything would go smooth, but I had a lot of reorganising to do. It took me all morning so I had to take lunch an hour late today. I guess that's alright, at least now the afternoon will seem shorter than yesterday, right?
The cat relaxing on my bed while I'm eating lunch.
That, and I have to purchase a new keyboard soon, because this one is old and has been drowned in milk, pop, water, tea, coffee and various mixed alcoholic beverages. (Not that mixed drinks appear in my household that often. I'm dull.) I'm surprised it still works, heheh.
Mr. Blonde, congratulations!
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Joke: The Wasp.
A newlywed couple was relaxing at the beach. Suddenly the woman jumps up and starts yelling, "something just flew into my vagina! Do something!" The husband rushes her to a local hospital where an x-ray is performed on her. A few minutes later her doctor comes back with the results. "Mrs. Davis, apparently a wasp flew into you, but fear not, there is a simple solution." He discusses it quietly with the husband, "all you do is rub some honey on the head of your penis, insert it and as soon as you feel the wasp yank your penis out and the wasp should fly out."
Due to the stressful situation, the husband could not get hard, so the doctor said, "Due to the circumstances, why don't I do the deed?" After discussing the matter, the couple agreed that there is no other choice. So the doctor removed his clothes, rubbed the honey and penetrated her, then he began thrusting in and out, faster and faster. The husband grabbed him and yelled, "What the fuck are you doing?" To which the doctor replied, "Change of plan. I decided to drown the bastard!"
::: Monday, October 03, 2005 :::
October 3 - Virus Appreciation Day
October 4 - National Golf Day
October 5 - Do Something Nice Day
October 6 - Come and Take it Day
October 7 - National Frugal Fun Day
October 8 - American Tag Day
October 9 - Moldy Cheese Day
My Usual Self-Questionnaire.
What's playing? Lacuna Coil - Falling
What was the last thing my TV did? I watched Blade Trinity last night before bed.
How am I feeling? Why? I don't know. My birthday is in seven days.
Complete this: "The Weather Is..." Pleasant, nothing to complain about.
Random Comments: Here's a word for you:
PEBCAK - Tech support shorthand for "Problem Exists Between Chair and Keyboard." (Techies are a frustrated, often arrogant lot. They've submitted numerous acronyms and terms that poke fun at the clueless users who call them up with frighteningly stupid questions. Another variation on the above is ID10T: "This guy has an ID-Ten-T on his system.")
