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asTWISTED byDave: August 2005
::: Monday, August 29, 2005 :::
August 29 - More Herbs, Less Salt Day
August 30 - Toasted Marshmallow Day
August 31 - National Trail Mix Day
September 1 - Um... I don't know.
September 2 - VJ Day
September 3 - Uncle Sam's Birthday
September 4 - Newspaper Carrier Day
::: Wednesday, August 24, 2005 :::
::: Friday, August 19, 2005 :::
What a week...
::: Friday, August 12, 2005 :::
Before I get to the moment, I've just woken up a little while ago (insomnia mixed with a cold) and have yet to get to work (Check out the time of this post), but I needed a nice laugh before going in to put my nose to the grindstone so I hit lowbrow for a little bit and found this:
"So would you sleep with me for a milion bucks?"
"I guess. Thats a lota money."
"How about 50 bucks?"
"What do you think I am, a filthy whore?"
"Well we know what you are, now we're just negotiating the price."
*SLAP*
::: Monday, August 08, 2005 :::
LIBRA (born between 24th September and 23rd October)
Strong desires could prompt you to do something totally out of character. Maybe you'll confess your love to a secret crush. Perhaps you'll quit a job that has been diminishing your spirit. It's even possible you'll put your hard earned money toward a creative project that gives you joy. The moment you follow your bliss, great things will happen. Your daily routine will be disrupted, but that's probably a good thing.
Uh-oh... I've been thinking of doing some of that. Heh-heh. *nervous glancing*