• Ford SYNus [Link] A nice concept vehicle. The concept: a mobile techno sanctuary sculpted in urban armor and inspired by the popular B-cars of congested international hotspots. In short: ugly and bulletproof.
• 50 Top Movie Deaths [Link] I've seen a lot of these and I have to agree with their choice for #1: Psycho's shower scene.
• MAKE A CLOUD LAMP. [Link] You've seen lava lamps, here's their cousin "cloudy"
• PostSecret [Link] Over 3000 visitors to a Washington DC arts festival picked up postcards inviting them to share a secret anonymously. The results were posted on the blog. Some are funny, some scary and some are downright creepy like this one: "Everyone who knew me before 9/11 thinks I'm dead." Woah.
• Origami Diagrams [Link] One night a few weeks ago, my nieces asked me about origami then asked if I could make them each an animal (they think I can do anything) I told them "I don't know how" but they insisted I try. And try I did. I made them both crumpled up balls of thin wrapping paper and said one was an egg about to hatch and the other an armadillo in a defensive position.
• Top 10: Drug-Related Movies [Link] Dave likes lists.
• Every video game .com [Link] Arcade, GameBoy, Nintendo & Sega! I got so excited about this I squirted two drops.
• Starbucks Simplified [Link] What... a... long... list.
• The World Ends Tomorrow and YOU MAY DIE! [Link] Well, no, probably not...but whatever you do, just keep reading! (From the church of the subgenius.)
• I'm sorry, no link here... did that say subgenius?
• TWISTED NEWS: McCandless girl, 17, wounded by boyfriend [Link] A girl was accidentally shot by her boyfriend Sunday while the two were engaged in "bedroom activities," police said.
• TWISTED VID: When Care Bears Attack [Link] I was bored...
• Guide to the Philosophy of Mind [Link] REALLY bored!
• A Concise Guide to the Major Internet Bodies [Link] Who steers the Internet? These organisations do.
• Famous Vegetarians [Link] You'll notice I'm not on this list. After we're done eating all the cows, pigs and chickens, we're coming for these people. Thanks for the list, it'll come in handy.
• Handy Latin Phrases [Link] Noli me vocate. Ego te vocabo.
• A Primer In SF XENOLINGUISTICS [Link] If you scroll down, you'll find "LET'S SPEAK ALIEN - In Ten Easy Lessons"
• History of the Hollywood Sign [Link] WTF? Hollywoodland?
• Tim Horton's Guylogical.ca [Link] Enter your guy story and win prizes.
• Answers.com [Link] Ask a question, get an answer. Mind you, I still didn't get an answer as to why seagulls fly out to sea to die. :((
• Screambody [Link] ScreamBody is a portable space for screaming. When a user needs to scream but is in anynumber of situations where it is just not permitted, ScreamBody silences the user’s screams so they may feel free to vocalize without fear of environmental retaliation, and at the same time records the scream for later release where, when, and how the user chooses.
• CBC's 120 seconds.com [Link] Bite sized entertainment. Goes good with ADHD.
• TWISTED VID: Nice Kick [Link] If you are looking for the coolest way to kick a ball I think this guy has found it. I think this is what it is like when guys from Street Fighter decide to go out and kick the ball around.
• TWISTED NEWS: Necrophilia among ducks ruffles research feathers [Link] EEWWwwwww....
• Xbox2 specs [Link] I may finally get another piece of hardware with M$ inside of it.
• The Museum of Anti-Alcohol Posters [Link] Doing my part in the fight against abusive alcohol consumption. (Also because I can't post any pics of girls naked on pool tables and guys with shaving cream all over.)
• HOW-TO: Make your own annotated multimedia Google map [Link] These guys are great. Mind you, I still think they have too much time on their hands. Otherwise, I'd like to have a job like that.
• Spring is here and the winners of the 2005 International Snow Sculpture Championships are in [Link] I can do that, but my work is always demolished by my neices before I can get a camera aimed at it.
• TWISTED NEWS: Hispanic teen sex study puzzling [Link] Increased use of new language seems to lead to a much higher level of activity.
• SXSW's Torrent of Free Tunes [Link] Music fans don't have to be in Austin, Texas, to hear hundreds of new songs from the South by Southwest music festival. I downloaded many songs from the fests for a while now. Then I find this 2.6 gb file that includes more than 750 songs. What a time-saver!
• Doctor Who [Link] Is coming back with a new show!
• Just read the dialogue [Link] It's just so funny.
• 101 Zen Stories [Link] You're welcome.
• The Ultimate Jason Voorhees Movie [Link] Quentin Tarantino is in final negotiations to write and direct an all new Friday the 13th.
• How To Get Rich & Famous By Blogging At Work [Link] I wish this would happen to me, all I get are reprimands.
• Puppy Linux Lets You Run From, Save To The Same CD [Link] YYEEEEAAAHH!! Sure I'm a windows user and I don't much agree with Linux distros, but the Live CDs are wonderful.
• Strong Bad E-mail #126 [Link] "We're still Limozeen!"
• The procedures of packing a fresh brain for shipment [Link] Aw man, and I just ate! *hurk*
• TWISTED VID: Kozo vs. vending machine [Link] From Duck Studios.
• TWISTED VID: Numa Numa Class [Link] Hmm... This kid is a bad influence.
• asdf [Link] asdf!
• How ESP Works [Link]
• TWISTED NEWS: Man Loses Fingers in Quest for Girlfriend [Link] Hah! Chump.
• TWISTED NEWS: Dog subpoenaed as witness in murder case [Link] Stupid lawyers.
• TWISTED VID: Ping Pong Skills [Link] Two ping pong pros go head to head in the most intense ping pong match I have ever seen.
• TWISTED VID: Air Drop Mishaps [Link] Air drops that did not go exactly as planned. Don’t worry I am sure it will buff out.
• Factbites [Link] What do you get if you cross a search engine with an encyclopedia?
• A Case of Curiosities [Link] Gallery of... animals... in poses... that are... human-like.
• Durand Fotos [Link] Cool Gallery
• DAMMIT I just sneezed all over my keyboard and had to clean up!
• Alien Intervention on Earth: the Allegory of the Alien [Link] Jeez, someone get this guy "Z. Left" some acid to justify this allegory.
• THE SCOTTYCAM ARCHIVE [Link] Wah-HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
• Play [Link] SWF! This is pretty cool, he filmed himself doing certain movements, outlined himself and made a tune out of the sounds he made.
• Sucks To Be This Black Toyota Solara Owner [Link] A pictoral catching some dink tow-truck driver ripping off a bumper.
• Tekhna3D [Link] Pretty and addicting. Like women.
• Tekhna3D Kaleidoscope [Link] Don't do drugs or this will FUY! (F you up!)
• TWISTED VID: Pole Vault Ouchie [Link] OOOOH!!!! OW... Hurts just watching it.
• 10 Types of Movie Villains [Link] I like how at the end of the list, you get the villians' endings.
• Rent a German [Link] Their website. Quick, someone set up "Rent an NDN"
• The Art of James Bond [Link] A look at the world of 007 via the artwork that has promoted the character across all media from the early 50's to the present.
• Strange Dolls Series [Link] I wonder if my nieces would like one... or all of these?
• Drawn! [Link] A collaborative weblog for illustrators, artists, cartoonists, and anyone who likes to draw.
• That’s My Vader... [Link] Some days you’ve got it, other days you don’t. And some days, you’re the dark lord of the Sith. Rob Eccles knows what it would be like if Darth Vader spent a day in his shoes, speaking only in memorable quotes from the original Star Wars.
• TWISTED PIC: Nice tattoo message [Link] I see he's drinking vodka... He's going to need it.
• Endangered Man's Ninjitsu [Link] All things ninja.
• So you want to run Nitrous Huh? [Link] Don't.
• Dress-A-Vac [Link] Doll up your vacuum with these "whimsical covers."
• Free Spirit Spheres [Link] These durable spheres can be hung from the trees as shown, making a treehouse. They could also be hung from any other solid objects or placed in cradles on the ground.
• Drunk Videos [Link] Oh... My... God. Why wasn't I invited?
• www.TheDoctorDementoShow.com [Link] Anyone remember this show? My brothers always told me about this when they left the rez for high school. Now I've heard more shows than them! Mwuh-HAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!
• Richard Marchand's Gallery [Link] I think I like "(n-tnshn)" the most.
• Alien Press [Link] Uh.... just click.
• Topic Hunter - Xtra Google [Link] BAM! Dave is impressed.
• THE SILLY SLEEPING POSE OLYMPICS! [Link] Aw, cuuuuuute.
• TWISTED NEWS: Blogging is good for your health [Link] Finally, some good news about blogging.
• Automatic Washer dot org [Link] The website, cyber-library and discussion forum dedicated to automatic clothes washing machines, dryers and dishwashers, collectors of antique and vintage Automatics, as well as anyone who likes to do laundry and dishes Automatically!
• TWISTED NEWS: King Tut 'died from broken leg' [Link] Poor Tut.
• TWISTED GAME: Test your reaction speed [Link] GRRRR I can't get an average below .187
• Your web site may suck if... [Link] It's official, my website sucks.
• BSL Labs [Link] Buy neat inventions.
• The Spread Knife (From BSL Labs) [Link] I like the comments the best.
• Is Reality a Simulation Game? [Link] I think everyone remembers my "Brain in a vat" link from months ago. If not, you suck.
• TWISTED GAME: Should you worship God at the Kingdom Hall with Jehovah's Witnesses? [Link] 37%!!! That's okay, I'm already baptized.
• Twelve Steps to Total Enlightenment [Link] The Law of Monkey.
• SAMURAI JACK'S CONCENTRATION GAME [Link] Too easy. Dave likey likey Samurai Jack toons.
• Samurai Jack: The Shadow of Aku [Link] You just know I'm going to buy this game.
• Fly Catcher [Link] I'd buy one just for the burp.
• Robots [Link] The official movie website.
• Tags / whatsinyourbag [Link] Well? What's in your bag?
• Bar Code Jesus zoom animation captured in a flipbook. [Link] Now that just ain't right.
• How to Spot a Dictatorship [Link] No, I'm not hinting at anything.
• Start Change Now -> Stop Fake News [Link] Stop propaganda. Sure, I'm Canadian, but this should be squashed as fast as possible.
• Blink O Rama [Link] Danno's TV captures of people blinking. On average, people blink every five seconds, so I doubt this isn't as hard as you think it is. But it's SO FUNNY!
• Rent My Chest [Link] Well, HIS chest.
• The Chinglish Files [Link] Chinglish: The humorous version of English that appears (often in instructions for assembling or using products) after a translation from the original Chinese (or any other language) fails to come across in "normal" English.
• Preople.com [Link] "Who is your global or virtual neighbor? In an age where egocasting, dynamic ranking and global awareness is abundant we present Preople.com. Preople.com will tell you, definitely and undeniable, what your place, your ranking and your relation to all the other people in the world is in one number: your Preople Ranking." I, David Morris, am 128,000. There are only 2482 names in their database that have a higher Preople Ranking and a whopping 47182 names that have a lower Preople Ranking. I like my ranking, but "No One" seems to hold the top spot. LOL
• Radio-locator [Link] The most comprehensive radio station search engine on the internet. We have links to over 10,000 radio station web pages and over 2500 audio streams from radio stations in the U.S. and around the world.
• Garfield's Comic Creator [Link] No, I do stuff, I don't waste my life here at the keyboard. I'm very fast at this stuff and my sitting-position-induced-ADHD doesn't help either.
• TWISTED VID: breakdancing transformers [Link] I still like the song.
• infernal device [Link] I like the knee splitter... looks painfully slow.
• Tugboat goes down.. and back up [Link] And the captain never bailed.
• weirdomusic.com [Link] Of all the things I had thought I would find...
• Eat Fruit .com [Link] Eat fruit! Dammit!
• Motion Induced Blindness [Link] You see a rotating array of blue crosses and 3 yellow dots. Now fixate on the flashing green spot at centre. Note that the yellow spots disappear once in a while: singly, in pairs or all three simultaneously. In reality, the 3 yellow spots are continuously present, honest!
• TWISTED VID: Midget Wrestling [Link] Just in case some of you haven't yet had the pleasure.
• TWISTED VID: Lucky SOB survives in his car between two big rigs [Link] Lucky SOB...
• TWISTED VID: Delay of Game [Link] Baseball and Soccer games get delayed by a crashed plane.
• Web of Letters [Link] Make a.... one of those things below.

*Knock-knock-knock*
Hey man, it's me Dave. Open up, I've got the stuff...


Yup, my webcam works.


Clickety-click.


I was cold.


My chubby cheeks.


I guess I could sit up straight.


Straightening my cam.


Had to tie my hair back.


Another of me.


Peace out.

A Twisted Pic Pour Vous

Burn, baby, burn!

My hospital band, from January when I was annoyingly sick for a long time.

• Mortar Attack [Link] Either this must happen often, they've got balls of steel or both because they seemed to stay pretty calm despite shells dropping all over.
• Songfacts.com [Link] The meanings of songs. In case you're dimwitted or a fan of... nevermind LOL
• Unintentionally Hilarious Photos [Link] Hahahahahahaha.... political pictures.
• Dead Guy comic strip [Link] Occasional strip by I.M. Dedd.
• CBC's Quirks & Quarks [Link] You can listen to the radio shows too.
• Snack Food Chinese Zodiac [Link] I'm a donut.
• How Firefox Works [Link] Most people don't even know there's another option to replace Internet Explorer... I'm always resisting using it.
• TWISTED NEWS: Ants - learning from the collective [Link] Ants collectively get better at stuff the more they do it.
• TWISTED NEWS: Foxes act like dogs upon domestication [Link] Well, what else did they expect?
• What was No.1 on the day you were born? [Link] Cool toy! EEWW Don’t Stop ‘Til You Get Enough - Michael Jackson was #1 when I was born.
• Watch it SHRED [Link] Watch an industrial shredder eat stuff. Even a barrel full of cement and tree stumps.
• Phosphor Alpha 4 [Link] Shochwave3D First-Person Shooter, Technology Demo. This rules. The best graphics I've seen in a web-based game.
• TWISTED NEWS/TWISTED PIC: Hen with a horn [Link] KFC will fight back.
• Stupid Computer Tricks! [Link] These images are the result of 8 years in the retail computer industry. LOL
• BT-3D abstract art [Link] It's... okay... but I've seen bales of aluminum looking prettier than these.
• Superman is a D!ck. [Link] LOL
• BaconWhores [Link] I'm sorry, but I support this idea. How can we get a group of these ladies to the troops overseas? Or to the Canadian shield?
• TWISTED NEWS: Cheech and Chong Working on New Movie [Link]
• [Link] Yaaaaay! I know I linked to the same story before, but we all need a little good news every now and then.
• not pr0n - the hardest riddle on the net [Link] I only made it to level 5.
• The World's Largest Roadside Attractions search page [Link] Just in case you're stuck in the road trip that wouldn't end.
• Alex's Aerial Photography [Link] Nice.
• Panoramic pictures of the moon [Link] Like being stuck in a bad b-movie. But cool nonetheless.
• Otogi Zoshi [Link] In the Muromachi Period and the Edo Period, people would have great fun thumbing through the pages by themselves or have someone read to them - there were many ways to enjoy the stories. The greatest pleasure of all though, must surely have been the beautiful painted color illustrations.
• Star Wars Geek Parade [Link] Bad pics of bad costumes.
• Look what I found: The original Car vs. Telephone news story [Link] You've probably been forwarded the picture in e-mail already. Now read the news article.
• Exotic Guitars [Link] The instruments here were constructed using classical instrument building techniques, and are elaborate sculptures. They are not merely airbrushed paintings on the same old guitars.
• Super Mario a Commie? [Link] HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
• Banana Bunker [Link] It's a nice idea, but... This just doesn't seem right.

• Party in an elevator [Link] Who says tight spaces aren't good for fun?
• Steak and BJ Day [Link] It's like St. Valentine's Day, but this time for men and it's easy to figure out what we want. No guessing what we would like, no cards, no flowers and no special nights out on the town. This has been created for you ladies so you can show him how much you care.
• Live-Shot [Link] You can challenge yourself and compare your skills to other members with on-line target shooting. They've developed a system where you can control a pan/tilt/zoom camera and a firearm to shoot at real targets in real time. View the demo video: [Link] It's nice, but not as good as the real thing.
• 20 Ways To Say No [Link] Let's just say I have a visitor who's a bit of a pushover. This is for you. You're welcome.
• The Best Things in Life [Link] #27: Accidentally overhearing someone say something nice about you. #28: Waking up and realizing you still have a few hours left to sleep.
• Dulce: Nightmares hidden from the sun [Link] Does a strange world exist beneath our feet? Strange legends have persisted for centuries about the mysterious cavern world and the equally strange beings who inhabit it.
• Digidoll Gallery [Link] Those eyes are what fuel my nightmares.
• Gallery: The Pill [Link] You know which pill I'm talking about. This is a pictoral history of its containers, which remind women to take them each and every day.
• Photoshop contest: Out of Bounds Literalisms [Link] Using common phrases, ideas or expressions and making an image that literally displays the meaning.
• Gallery of Children's Literature [Link] From our friends over at National Lampoon.
• Unhappy Birthday [Link] Is Happy Birthday Really Copyrighted? Yes.
• Canting Dictionary, 1736 [Link] A Collection of the Canting Words and Terms, both ancient and modern, used by Beggars, Gypsies, Cheats, House-Breakers, Shop-Lifters, Foot-Pads, Highway-Men, etc.
• MoCCA's NOW THEN online exhibit [Link] What did professional comic artists draw like when they were 12 years old? The Museum of Comic and Cartoon Art is pleased to answer the question with NOW THEN.
• TWISTED NEWS: The coming crackdown on blogging [Link] BOOOOOOOO!!!!!
• TWISTED NEWS: Maximum pain is aim of new US weapon [Link] The US military is funding development of a weapon that delivers a bout of excruciating pain from up to 2 kilometres away. Intended for use against rioters, it is meant to leave victims unharmed.
• Ebay item: removed breast implant [Link] She should change her performance name back to whatever it was before the "peaks" were removed.
• TWISTED NEWS: Firms made pitch to owners Tuesday [Link] Someone wanted to buy ALL of the NHL. Idiots.
• Man flies around the world in one trip. [Link] The atmosphere's cherry gets seriously busted. By a "virgin" aircraft. Bad puns. I'm full of them!
• Old School Yahoo [Link] A part of their 10 year anniversary promotions, Yahoo! puts up their old, old, old, old, old, index.
• TWISTED NEWS: Teacher freaks out about National Anthem [Link] They even speculate that it was set up to look that way, heheh.
• HOW-TO: Use your Gmail account as a personal file server [Link] You're gonna need Windows XP. Sorry WinMX, Win2000 and linux users.
• The Beatles' 1966 album, Revolver, mashed for 2005 [Link] Dave likes remixes.
• Peeking Into Google [Link] An article on Google's technological prowess.
• TWISTED NEWS: Hobbit was 'not a diseased human' [Link] The study of the Hobbit's brain supports the idea it is a new, dwarf species of human. One question, one word... New?
• The 100 favourite fictional characters... as chosen by 100 literary luminaries [Link] If you happen to be a writer, this would be a nice article to help with fleshing out some characters.
• TWISTED NEWS: Woman 'tastes' musical notes [Link] Yeah, and I can hear fingerprints. Her brain is just wired a little too much.
• TWISTED NEWS: Scientific wizards find real cloak of invisibility [Link] Um... it's probably when you can't even trust yourself to watch your own back.
• Prachka [Link] A russian flash game, you need to get the red light from one square to the other without falling out of bounds. Ten levels was enough for me, see how far you can get.
• TWISTED NEWS: Next IE divorced from new Windows [Link] At least MS is admitting their browser sucks.

Look at those eyes.

A Twisted Pic Pour Vous

A nice sunset. A good pic for a Friday.

Meat in the roof. I wonder how (or if) they got it out?

• dj 2fingers. [Link] The most qualified scratcher I've seen in a while.
• Foiled! [Link] I'd do this to a coworker, but I'm too chicken.
• Beer Recipes [Link] I don't promote alcoholism, but I do practice it sometimes.
• Welcome to Canada, eh? [Link] By the people at National Lampoon.
• Unwords [Link] Made up words of every kind and comedy. I think I've linked this before... but it's worth a repeat link.
• TWISTED NEWS: Underwater bike ride to launch students' eight-week crime spree [Link] A couple of students from Cornwall are intent on making American criminal history by spending their summer breaking as many US laws as possible.
• True Facts [Link] Just a list of stuff, some of which are untrue unfacts. DAMN UNWORDS!
• The Great Pyramid of Cheops (Khufu) [Link] How the Great Pyramid was built is a question that may never be answered. Herodotus said that it would have taken 30 years and 100,000 slaves to have built it. Another theory is that it was built by...
• Myths and Untruths about Brasília [Link] I had to laugh at a few of these.
• TWISTED NEWS: Berry gets worst actress Razzie [Link] What is it about that hair that I find so... unword.
• My Favourite Word [Link] Everyone has a favorite word. What's yours? Here's your chance to tell the world about your favorite word. It might be your favorite because it has a beautiful sound.
• Pupna [Link] The search engine puppy that retrieves exactly what you are searching for
  (and absolutely nothing else!)
• Good Watertower, EVIL WATERTOWER [Link] Some good satire. It seems like
• The Word Game [Link] You'll start with two words, the start, and the destination. Your task is to change one letter at a time, and arrive at the destination word in as few steps as possible. The catch? Each word in between must be a valid word!
• Longmire does romance novels. [Link] Hilarious! Davey likey likey.
• Extreme Stick Death - Xiao Xiao 9 (Demo Game) [Link] Beat stickmen to death with a stickman.
• The best Error 404 page I've seen in a long time [Link] Hehehehe... silly frog.
• Lobeprobe [Link] A nice little game amused me for all of five seconds. I could easily do this but I'm too lazy to explain the math. Bleah.
• NaDa 0.5! [Link] NaDa is a new concept. A thought, really. It is very light : 1 byte. It doesn't take long to fetch. It doesn't take long to understand. It doesn't disturb your habits nor does it makes you feel insecure. It is a reassuring piece of software that does nothing, and does it very well. That's a lot!
• Whatever [Link] "What? What?" goes the background music. This is a nice little place to visit, try a couple things and walk away annoyed because that music digs into the back of your head. Visit with the mute button pressed.
• Caption This pic at JengaJam [Link] Click on Comments and read.
• EEEWWW sprinkle this over dog poop to prevent him/her from eating it. [Link] SEP Stop Eating Poop.
• retroFreaky Jell-O salads [Link] Yummm... how stoned where they?
• Nice pictures by Roman Loranc [Link] Slough in Winter is my personal favourite, even when I've clicked on his photographs.
• Hentai dictionary: Japanese perversions, fetishes and AV slang [Link] I just learned five new things...
• Fun with eBay [Link] This guy is funny.
• Josh and Susan's big date. A pictoral. [Link] LOL!!!
• Lost America [Link] This is where you'll find a collection of night photography of the abandoned roadside west. Remember, none of this work is manipulated in the darkroom or the computer. It was all done in camera, at the scene.
• Segmation - the art of pieceful imagery [Link] This paint-by-numbers is actually quite hard... I've done three pics and had 5 to 15 seconds left all three times.
• The Beast [Link] To be released 6/6/06. Can't beat timing like that!

UPDATE: Redone 5:48pm by Spook

Home sweet home?