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asTWISTED byDave: February 2005
::: Monday, February 28, 2005 :::

Weekly Quiz
What Movie Villian Are You?

Yeah, this is my new idea to get more returning traffic. Around the beginning of each week I'm going to have a new quiz for you to visit and leave your answers here, in my comments. I'll go first, to get the ball rolling. (I don't allow code in my comments, so the pic won't work and you'll have to re-type your answer for this one)

What Movie Villian Are You? Take the test: [Link]

My answer in comments - Spook
::: "Weekly Quiz" posted by Spook at 6:25 PM | :::


I hate everybody
and you're next.
LinkfestMy Usual Self-Questionnaire.
What's playing? The Tea Party - Luxuria Lyrics: [Link]
What was the last thing my TV did? Played some Mercenaries, I'm still getting used to the map for the second half of the game.
How am I feeling? Why? Kind of pissy, a coworker really pissed me off. But it's okay, the problem will soon be solved anyway.
Complete this: "The Weather Is..." Pretty good. Except for getting pissed off, I really liked today.
::: "I hate everybody" posted by Spook at 6:20 PM | :::

::: Sunday, February 27, 2005 :::

Foggy valley
I wonder what it would be like to roam around in there?
Foggy valley: I wonder what it would be like to roam around in there?

::: "Foggy valley" posted by Spook at 8:45 AM | :::


5000!
asTwisted byDave has 5000 Unique hits today. I'm not one of those people with a weak counter that hits everytime someone hits reload or the knet form updates a page. I don't even count my own visits. It took exactly ten months to accomplish 5000. Damn, I feel like a homepage loser. Knet homepages in total gets over 20 million hits a month and all I got were 500 of those per month. (almost 17 a day)

I check out my referrers often too, just to see who's sending me visitors. I get some from the APTN blog page, Google searches, the last-updated Knet page, MSN searches, blog directories, nyhotties.com, other aboriginal bloggers (Yo Tim! Spring!) and my two link cliques: < /geek! > and Four Eyed Freak. But my favourite visitors are you people who obviously bookmarked me (added to favourites, w/e) and had showed up as "Direct Hit." You people rock!

I remember being happy crossing 1000 and 2000. I completely missed 3000, and 4000 was a nice surprise. Do me a favour, tell your friends about this blog and let's have a quick 10,000 hits, okay? No cheating, because my counter doesn't count reloads.

Here's to another 5000. *cheers*
::: "5000!" posted by Spook at 8:04 AM | :::

::: Saturday, February 26, 2005 :::

Another Hitchhikers Guide Exclusive Bonus Trailer
This time at UGO.com: [Link] Yeah, I'm quite excited by the idea of this film.
::: "Another Hitchhikers Guide Exclusive Bonus Trailer" posted by Spook at 10:17 PM | :::


D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F.
Do I Look Like I Give A ...

LinkfestMy Usual Self-Questionnaire.
What's playing? Amorphis - Vulgar Necrolatry
What was the last thing my TV did? I watched a bit of Ray.
How am I feeling? Why? Okay, it's Saturday and I've had a pretty good week so far.
Complete this: "The Weather Is..." Wintery.
::: "D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F." posted by Spook at 10:10 AM | :::

::: Friday, February 25, 2005 :::

Because I am a man: 3/3
This is the last in a series of public service
messages for Women to better understand Men

Because I'm a man, you don't have to ask me if I liked the movie. Chances are, if you're crying at the end of it, I didn't....and if you are feeling amorous afterwards...then I will certainly at least remember the name and recommend it to others.

Because I'm a man, I think what you're wearing is fine. I thought what you were wearing five minutes ago was fine, too. Either pair of shoes is fine. With the belt or without it, looks fine. Your hair is fine. You look fine. Can we just go now?

Because I'm a man, and this is, after all, the year 2005, I will share equally in the housework. You just do the laundry, the cooking, the cleaning, the vacuuming, and the dishes, and I'll do the rest...... like wandering around in the garden with a beer wondering what to do.
::: "Because I am a man: 3/3" posted by Spook at 2:20 PM | :::


Lowbrow Moment
(I steal these, not experience them. But, I may have some empathy for them)

Support Your Local Police

(From Slate.com) The Wall Street Journal looks at law enforcement's latest crime-fighting technique: "Wet workshops," in which trainee cops serve alcohol to volunteers and then practice giving sobriety tests.

The Journal says that some cops do similar tests with drugs, although, of course, they don't actually hand out the goods. Instead, they troll rock concerts asking people if they're stoned and perhaps would like to volunteer as test subjects. Plenty of people are happy to show their civic-mindedness. "I'm not screwed up now," said one reveler. "But I'll be back in a couple hours.'"
::: "Lowbrow Moment" posted by Spook at 12:39 PM | :::


Because I am a man: 2/3
This is the second in a series of public service
messages for Women to better understand Men

Because I'm a man, when one of our appliances stops working, I will insist on taking it apart, despite evidence that this will just cost me twice as much once the repair person gets here and has to put it back together.

Because I'm a man, I must hold the television remote control in my hand while I watch TV. If the thing has been misplaced, I may miss a whole show looking for it (though one time I was able to survive by holding a calculator).....applies to engineers mainly.

Because I'm a man, there is no need to ask me what I'm thinking about. The true answer is always either sex, cars, or sport. I have to make up something else when you ask, so don't ask.

Because I'm a man, I do not want to visit your mother, or have your mother come visit us, or talk to her when she calls, or think about her any more than I have to. Whatever you got her for Mother's Day is okay; I don't need to see it. And don't forget to pick up something for my mother, too.
::: "Because I am a man: 2/3" posted by Spook at 10:00 AM | :::


Because I am a man: 1/3
This is the first in a series of public service
messages for Women to better understand Men

Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the car I will fiddle with a coat hanger long after hypothermia has set in. The CAA is not an option. I will win.

Because I'm a man, when the car isn't running very well, I will pop the hood and stare at the engine as if I know what I'm looking at. If another man shows up, one of us will say to the other, "I used to be able to fix these things, but now with all these computers and everything, I wouldn't, know where to start." We will then drink a couple of beers and break wind, ...... as a form of holy communion.

Because I'm a man, when I catch a cold, I need someone to bring me soup and take care of me while I lie in bed and moan. You're a woman. You never get as sick as I do, so for you, this is no problem.

Because I'm a man, I can be relied upon to purchase basic groceries at the store, like milk or bread. I cannot be expected to find exotic items like "cumin" or "tofu." For all I know, these are the same thing.
::: "Because I am a man: 1/3" posted by Spook at 7:56 AM | :::

::: Thursday, February 24, 2005 :::

Lowbrow Moment
(For once, this one is MINE!)

Me: Hey look, a remnant of the ISO 9000 trend from the 90's.

Coworker: Where?

Me: Here, this fan is labelled "FAN"

Both: "Heheheheheheheheh"
::: "Lowbrow Moment" posted by Spook at 1:27 PM | :::


No, I'm not tense
Just terribly, terribly alert.

LinkfestMy Usual Self-Questionnaire.
What's playing? Amorphis - Nightfall
What was the last thing my TV did? I killed General Chang on Mercenaries. That was a loooooooong mission. I kept getting cornered. I was about to give up but then managed to hijack a tank. I went in under disguise wanting to do as much damage as I could. I had to "blow the snot out of stuff" until I ran out of shells. Then there was only me and the General... who was already dead. Damn, only half bounty. Oh well, $125,000.00 is still cool with me.
How am I feeling? Why? Alright, but kinda dreading today's workday. New duties.
Complete this: "The Weather Is..." Warmer than yesterday. Snow could fall.
::: "No, I'm not tense" posted by Spook at 7:50 AM | :::

::: Wednesday, February 23, 2005 :::

The Zen Garden
Make your own zen garden[Link] Click once to put the rake down to begin. Click again to lift up the rake. Click outside the garden to smooth it all out.

End with peace of mind.

Although.. my lines were as turbulent as the caffiene in my system.
::: "The Zen Garden" posted by Spook at 12:23 PM | :::


Imagine this...
You're 1 of 7 complete strangers of widely varying personality characteristics are involuntarily placed in an endless kafkaesque maze. You can't remember how you got there and have no idea why. Some of the rooms are traps and will result in injury, mutilation, disease or the very kindest of punishments: death. Fear, paranoia, suspicion and desperation are your only companions inside your head with hope having little to no chance of surviving, just like you. Now imagine not one, not two, but THREE movies based on this idea and you have Cube, Cube 2: Hypercube and Cube Zero, three sci-fi movies which rank among my favourites.

Cube [Link] (original) 7 complete strangers of widely varying personality characteristics are involuntarily placed in an endless kafkaesque maze as subjects for a psychological experiment on conditioned human response.

Cube 2: Hypercube [Link] (Sequel) Eight strangers find themselves waking up in a strange cube-shaped room with no recollection of how they came to be there. Soon discovering that they're in a strange fourth dimension where our laws of physics don't apply, they have to unravel the secrets of the "hypercube" in order to survive...

Cube Zero [Link] (Prequel) A young man whose job is to watch over the Cube endeavours to rescue an innocent woman trapped in one of its rooms.

My Usual Self-Questionnaire.
What's playing? Rage Against the Machine - Guerilla Radio
What was the last thing my TV did? I watched Cube Zero, the prequel to Cube. Links above.
How am I feeling? Why? Feeeeeliiiiing... aaaaalright.
Complete this: "The Weather Is..." The usual. Kinda cold. Kinda warm. If you're dressed right.
::: "Imagine this..." posted by Spook at 8:10 AM | :::


Calvin and Hobbes
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG complete ARCHIVES! [Link] CLICK IT NOW before lawyers shut it down.
::: "Calvin and Hobbes" posted by Spook at 8:00 AM | :::


I used to be a schizophrenic
but we're okay now.

Linkfest
::: "I used to be a schizophrenic" posted by Spook at 7:50 AM | :::

::: Tuesday, February 22, 2005 :::

Lowbrow Moment
(I steal these, not experience them. But, I may have some empathy for them)

Meat is murder.

Maybe that's why it's so satisfying.
::: "Lowbrow Moment" posted by Spook at 12:16 PM | :::


The trouble with life
is there's no background music.

February 22 - Thinking Day
February 23 - Tennis Day
February 24 - National Tortilla Chip Day
February 25 - Pistol Patent Day
February 26 - National Pistachio Day
February 27 - International Polar Bear Day

My Usual Self-Questionnaire.
What's playing? Thrice - Under A Killing Moon
What was the last thing my TV did? Played Mercenaries [Link] I've been playing this game a lot recently. The game is: you play one of three soldiers of fortune and you go after 52 members of an evil regime led by General Song. The 52 members are called the Deck of 52, and are split up into four groups (clubs, diamonds, spades, hearts) and I've already worked my way through the clubs and am working on the last diamond. That's a hard one because my vehicles keep getting blown up. Then I keep getting blown up. It's a pretty fun game with several things to do at any one time and the Deck of 52 provides the linearity needed in any game. I've got over 2.6 million dollars already, but a lot of cash was spent busting bunkers around the N.K. Black Gate. What was the catch phrase for this game? Oh yeah, "blow the snot out of it, blow the snot out of it some more." Hehehehe, fun!
How am I feeling? Why? Groggy... I've yet to completely wake up. I'm glad I didn't cut myself shaving
Complete this: "The Weather Is..." Warm winter day.

Joke Time: Men VS Women

SUCCESS:
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

STYLE:
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

MONEY MANAGEMENT:
A man is a person who will pay two dollars for a one dollar item he wants.
A woman will pay one dollar for a two dollar item that she doesn't want.

HAPPINESS:
To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

MARRIAGE EXPECTATIONS:
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.

MARRIAGE DECISIONS:
Men marry because they are tired.
Women marry because they are curious.
Both are disappointed.

MARRIAGE AND THE FUTURE:
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband,
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

MEMORIES:
A woman will always cherish the memory of the man who wanted to marry her.
A man cherishes the memory of the woman who he didn't marry.

UNDERSTANDING WOMEN:
There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage.

WHAT A WOMAN WANTS:
Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy...
- One is to let her think she is having her own way.
- The other is to let her have it.

LONGEVITY:
Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

MISTAKES:
Any married man should forget his mistakes - no use
two people remembering the same thing.

THE BATTLE:
A woman always has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
::: "The trouble with life" posted by Spook at 7:57 AM | :::

::: Monday, February 21, 2005 :::

This isn't an office
It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

Lowbrow Moment:
(I steal these, not experience them. But, I may have some empathy for them)

The power went out again, for the fourth time this week, and since we're in military housing, the local power company delegates maintenance to the base people. So I call them up, pissed as hell and want to know what the fuck is going on?

"But ma'am," they protest, "we got the power back up within two hours each time."

"Big deal" I snort. "Can't you manage to keep it up for more than a day at a time?"

Dead silence on the line, then I listened to a little Asian man giggle like a schoolgirl.
::: "This isn't an office" posted by Spook at 12:19 PM | :::


I'm so sorry, but I had to laugh
(There were worse ones, so I omitted those - )

Q: How do you kill a retard?
A: Give him a knife and say "Who's special?"

Q. Why is the Afghan air force so easy to train?
A. You only have to teach them how to take off.

Q: How do you break up the "Million Man March"?
A: Fly overhead with helicopters and drop job applications.

Q: What do you call Vietnamese guy that wants to be black?
A: Vinegar.

Q: What kind of bees make milk?
A: A: BOO-BEES

Q: Did you hear about the black who died yesterday on Rt. 80?
A: He stuck his head out of the window at 100 mph and his lips beat him to death.

Q: How do they say "fuck you" in Los Angeles?
A: Trust me.

Q: Who is the best Jewish cook?
A: Hitler.

Q: How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None, they all sit in the dark and cry.

Q: How man Sorority members does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two, One to screw it in, and one to take a picture.

Q: Whats the difference between 9/11 and the Tsunami?
A: About 97,000 more people I don't know or care about.

Q: What's white and goes up?
A: A snowflake with downs.
::: "I'm so sorry, but I had to laugh" posted by Spook at 7:53 AM | :::

::: Saturday, February 19, 2005 :::

He who dies with the most toys...
Is nonetheless dead.



Your Brain is 26.67% Female, 73.33% Male
You have a total boy brain

Logical and detailed, you tend to look at the facts

And while your emotions do sway you sometimes...

You never like to get feelings too involved

What Gender Is Your Brain?

::: "He who dies with the most toys..." posted by Spook at 9:50 AM | :::

::: Friday, February 18, 2005 :::

7 more ways to leave Twisted
I've gone on another small submission rampage. My victims are listed below and hopefully that should see Twisted getting some more visitors pretty soon. Hello newcomers and hello link verifiers. I've already added you to my "_Exits" area for your required links and tags. Don't worry, everything except the archives are all contained on this index.html file. There's no links.html, blog.html, about.html or whatever.html here, I'm better than that. N00bz.
blog search directory

Blog Directory

Listed in LS Blogs

Blog Directory

Big Blog Directory



::: "7 more ways to leave Twisted" posted by Spook at 11:48 PM | :::


Hmmmmmm.....
My brother does a funny thing with his K-Net homepage. (Yeah, I'm sure he says the same thing about me, as do you all.) Anyway, he uses the usual K-Net questionnaire (Real Name/Nicknames/From/Occupation/Hobbies/Quote), gives a typical K-Net update on him then here's the funny part: He gives away the endings to movies.

I won't tell you what he's got there, but he did warn me... I went anyway and yes, I did yell out in anguish because I wanted to watch those movies he mentioned. Consider yourself warned. Here you go: [Link] My brother's K-Net homepage.
::: "Hmmmmmm....." posted by Spook at 6:01 PM | :::


Wrinkled...
was not one of the things I wanted to be when I growed up.


::: "Wrinkled..." posted by Spook at 6:58 AM | :::

::: Thursday, February 17, 2005 :::

Don't worry
It will only seem kinky the first time.

Linkfest Lots of fun for your eyes tonight.My Usual Self-Questionnaire.
What's playing? CKY - Flesh Into Gear, I love internet radio, it rules.
What was the last thing my TV did? Watched some special features from the docudrama Pumping Iron.
How am I feeling? Why? Kinda inadequate... those guys are way more muscular than I am.
Complete this: "The Weather Is..." Wintery with a springy aspiration. I hold it warms up a bit again tommorrow.
::: "Don't worry" posted by Spook at 9:50 PM | :::


New Trailer for: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Hosted at Amazon.com [Link] UPDATE: Direct link to a large SWF file: [Link]

That certainly looks like a bad day to me, heheh.

Movie website: [Link] Along with the old trailer.
::: "New Trailer for: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" posted by Spook at 8:05 AM | :::


Rise & Shine

A larger post coming this evening, I promise.
::: "Rise & Shine" posted by Spook at 7:16 AM | :::

::: Wednesday, February 16, 2005 :::

The meek shall inherit the Earth
after we're done with it.

Lowbrow Moment: (I steal these, not experience them. But, I may have some empathy for them)
in highschool during one very long soccer practice on a hot day, I lost my keys to my car. I told my coach, and as everyone was limping off the field to go die, he forced them to comb the entire field and told me to wait on the side.

While waiting, i found the keys in my bag. I guess i should've said something, but it was just too funny at the time.

man thats a relief.
::: "The meek shall inherit the Earth" posted by Spook at 8:01 AM | :::

::: Monday, February 14, 2005 :::

I like cats too
Let's exchange recipes

Lowbrow Moment: (I steal these, not experience them. But, I may have some empathy for them) (This one is a 9 on the ick!-o-metre)

You really haven't properly lived until you've humped a parked car. It's about as simple as you might think. Approach from any direction. Using a corner is preferrable for functional and asthetic appeal. It's entirely up to the individual whether to drop trou or not. I personally prefer not to have my exposed genetalia come into contact with hard, cold chrome, but I won't judge you if you decide to give it a shot. Simply get into position with your crotch resting lightly against your particularly chosen car's corner, use your hands to guide your intial thrusts, then when you've got a good rhythm going, feel free to position your arms as you see fit. Again, my personal preferrence is to have one hand gripping the car and the other hand curled back and resting on the back of my head. I encourage you to find your own technique, remember embellishment counts for alot.

A word of caution: some people develop odd fetishes and will only hump certain kinds of cars. I'm not here to judge you, but I highly recommend against developing a fetish for police cars or city santitation vehicles . . . just trust me on this one.
::: "I like cats too" posted by Spook at 8:04 AM | :::

::: Friday, February 11, 2005 :::

The Best License Plate I've Seen In A While
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::: "The Best License Plate I've Seen In A While" posted by Spook at 7:54 AM | :::

::: Thursday, February 10, 2005 :::

My Dog Can Lick Anyone
And here's this week's holidays: (Along with my usual late-itude.)

February 7 - Wave All you Fingers at Your Neighbor Day
February 8 - Kite Flying Day (Go fly a kite if you didn't use ALL your fingers the previous day, heheh)
February 9 - Clean Out Your Computer Day
February 10 - Umbrella Day
February 11 - Don't Cry over Spilled Milk Day
February 12 - Plum Pudding Day (Um, ick.)
February 13 - Get a Different Name Day (Steal one! Just kidding)

KIDS AGITATE ME!!!

Kids have their whining and crying down to, for lack of a better description, a finely-tuned science.
With their voices they can pierce and split on eardrums much like a chalkboard being scratched.

Some kids cry like they're changing gears:

EEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEaaaaaaAAAAAAAaaaaaarrr! (gasp and repeat)

Others use a strong E sound to best suit their interests:

(big inhale) PlEEEEEEEEEeeease can I have a cookieEEEEEEEEEEEEe?

I think I'm pretty sure I wasn't that bad when I was a kid.

But you never know.

TWISTED INFO

Do you know what I learned today? I learned what "Fez" stands for. You know "That 70's Show" character from... wherever-the-hell-it-is-he's-from. Anyway, in the first couple episodes they characters had trouble pronouncing his name, but he was a Foreign Exchange Student.... so they used F, E and S. Or Fes.. Fez. Bleah.

I'm a Blue Poison Dart Frog!
Dendrobates like to live in warm humid habitats. While most small colorful frogs are poisonous in the wild, they tend to lose a lot, if not all, of their toxicity when bred in captivity. This is largly due to the lack of the variety they would normally get in their diet in the wild. They eat small insects such as fruit flies, newborn crickets, and meadow plankton.

What kind of Frog are you?


Lowbrow Moment: (Stolen, not experience)
not enough sleep=too tired to give a damn

good night's sleep=feeling to good to waste it at work, so i don't give a damn.

Linkfest Some of this is old, I know, but I'm just posting it now.My Usual Self-Questionnaire.
What's playing? Megadeth - The Scorpion
What was the last thing my TV did? I played Mercenaries on PS2. Damn, that game is fun. It's a bit smaller than the map from San Andreas I'm used to. But otherwise there's no rap crap, no hip hop pop and no Sage from Radio X. Damn, I want to slap her sometimes, but I like the music she plays.
How am I feeling? Why? Ehhh... Alright. Doing fine.
Complete this: "The Weather Is..." Cloudy, snowy... appropriate.
::: "My Dog Can Lick Anyone" posted by Spook at 7:07 PM | :::


Check Back Later
I'll post something this evening. It will be a HUGE post to make up for the time I've been gone. I've also got somewhat of a travel log to post too. So that should be a little interesting. I'm back from my much-needed break and it's pretty heavy what will pop out of your subconsciencewhen you look for anything that seems to be bugging you.

Neglected grief is a real pain!
::: "Check Back Later" posted by Spook at 8:06 AM | :::

::: Friday, February 04, 2005 :::

Je serai parti pendant un moment
It means "I will be away for a while"


I need to rest, relax and try new things to get me over this rut I seem to be in. While this gives me great enjoyment. I need something else. See you near the end of next week.
::: "Je serai parti pendant un moment" posted by Spook at 2:43 PM | :::

::: Thursday, February 03, 2005 :::

Avalanche man urinates his way into urban legend
Oh NO!!! It's NOT TRUE!!! [Link] He didn't piss his way out of an avalanche-buried car. :(((


::: "Avalanche man urinates his way into urban legend" posted by Spook at 9:35 PM | :::


When I turned 19...
I was finally old enough to do everything I've been doing since 15 legally.

Lowbrow Moment: (I steal these, not experience them. Dang, that would suck)
Three days ago a friend of ours died. to accelerate the healing process, we hit up the local bar before the funeral.

later...

we're standing around the coffin, viewing the body (i still don't understand the point of doing this).

me: "boy, he sure looks healthy."

friend: "you would too if you stopped drinking for three days."

LinkfestMy Usual Self-Questionnaire.
What's playing? Korn - No One's There
What was the last thing my TV did? I began to watch Employee of the Month, but I can't stand to look at a TV screen right now. So I began to post and now I'm nearly done.
How am I feeling? Why?
Complete this: "The Weather Is..." Good. I liked it.
::: "When I turned 19..." posted by Spook at 9:31 PM | :::

::: Wednesday, February 02, 2005 :::

Flippin' Groundhog
"Phil" over at groundhog.org [Link] says there's going to be six more weeks of winter. That flipping rodent! I could go on about the weather around these parts (wet snow, warm days but where's the sun?) and how I would have waited at the groundhog hole with a 3 wood golf club, always at the ready to knock his head roughly 175 yards. I guess no golf for six weeks. Damn, I was going to get into it this year too.You are wikipedia.org You are a know-it-all. You are trustworthy, most of the time. You are versatile and useful. You like volunteering. You are free.

Which Website are You?
I'm Wikipedia, how quaint.
::: "Flippin' Groundhog" posted by Spook at 6:07 PM | :::

::: Tuesday, February 01, 2005 :::

The Crow. Pour Vous.
Just because I can


::: "The Crow. Pour Vous." posted by Spook at 10:39 PM | :::


NyQuil
The stuffy, sneezy, why-the-hell-is-the-room-spinning medicine.


Lowbrow Moment:
"Penny for your thoughts, mister"

"Suit yourself", I said,"but I warn you, most of them concern you, whipped cream and a blow-up sheep"

She lauhed meekly and ran.

My Usual Self-Questionnaire.
What's playing? Temple of the Dog - Wooden Jesus
What was the last thing my TV did? Played Star Wars Battlefront, I won a historical campaign. Yay!
How am I feeling? Why? I believe I'm improving. Thank you.
Complete this: "The Weather Is..." Agreeale. Kinda warm but it's going to rain freezing drizzle and gust at me.
::: "NyQuil" posted by Spook at 8:00 AM | :::