TWISTED NEWS: Revelation! 666 is not the number of the beast [Link] (it's a devilish 616)
Bacon Strip Bandages [Link] Ouch! That smarts! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of a designer bandage from Accoutrements. And if a fancy bandage isn't enough to dry up your tears, how about a FREE TOY! Each comes in a 3-3/4" tall metal pocket tin and contains a small plastic trinket to help make even the ouchiest owies feel all better in no time. The 3" x 1" Bacon Strips are cut to look like small slabs of bacon. Fifteen per tin.
TWISTED MEME: What Does Your Birth Date Mean? [Link] My answer: Your birth on the 10th day of the month adds a tone of independence and extra energy to your life. The number 1 energy suggest more executive ability and leadership qualities than you path may have indicated. A birthday on the 10th of any month gives greater will power and self-confidence, and very often a rather original approach. This 1 energy may diminish your ability and desire to handle details, preferring instead to paint with a broad brush. You are sensitive, but your feeling stay somewhat repressed. You have a compelling manner that can be dominating in many situations.
Time Management for Anarchists: The Movie [Link] Nice Flash movie by some seminar rat. "It's based on the paradoxical notion that anarchists have to be more organized than average if they don't want to depend on power structures, and presents some ideas on how to kick the boss habit."
CSS Cheat Sheet [Link] NERD ALERT: I'm making notes for myself... heheh.
Strong Bad Email #129 [Link] Reader says "I seriously think you need to have a garage sale..."
Strong Bad Email #130 [Link] Reader asks "what would you do different if you could do it all over again?"
Toilet Bowl restaurant [Link] Taiwanese cuisine? I like the last comment in the description, heheh.
TWISTED VID: Fighter jet breaking the sound barrier [Link] It's an mpeg file.
The Porta-Partier [Link] This specially modified keg mounts on your back with extremely comfortable and durable shoulder straps. It also adds the other integral piece to a party...music. With a built in cd player and speaker, you'll have people following you around all night long!
10, just getting warmed up.
Lockpicking with computer parts [Link] L33t H4X0RZ schooling you in additional survival skills.
Gym Class [Link] He shouldn't have been so anal-retentive about badminton...
The Beer Wench! [Link] Good idea. Someone, please stop me.
Fat Albert vs. Napoleon Dynamite [Link] Audio of Napoleon Dynamite set to a toon of Fat Albert. This is just... hmm... right.
Chinese Makeup Lesson [Link] AKA How to look caucasion.
The History of the Batmobile [Link] Why not, eh? I link to this kind of stuff.
Boxed Thoughts [Link] "Boxedthoughts is a collective snippet of human thought; a thoughtstream. All thoughts are anonymous." I could do something like this, but I have enough trouble thinking up random comments as it is.
Give yourself some TLC [Link] "Indulge in a little "me-time" with six ways to give yourself a break." People think I'm too tense so they email me links to stuff like this. The better stuff I share. Here you go.
How to fold a fitted sheet perfectly everytime [Link] From Target.com. What a surprise.
DOG POWERED SCOOTER [Link] MUSH! *whipcrack-YIP!* MUSH I SAY! $180 + $30 shpg.
20, okay, WASTE YOUR AFTERNOON!
Afrotech Natural Keyboard [Link] Rig any keyboard to become more "natural."
Free Stickers [Link] I was chatting with a sticker freak and she completely went apeshit after I found this for her and then she sent me a couple dozen thank you virtual cards. That was nice of her.
Would you buy that? [Link] Auciton oddities from all over the world.
How to perform strongman stunts [Link] How to lift a man overhead looks kinda cool. Plus I can do it anywhere.
Hideaway [Link] "When Leonardo's da Vinci's pupils were stuck for inspiration he advised them to make a study of a crack in the wall, and it's true that when you spend time engaging your imagination with such a crack, all sorts of possibilities and new worlds may begin to appear..."
Star Wars Celebration - April 21-24, 2005 [Link] The Indiana convention website. Looks like a ton of geek fun.
Philadelphia Experiment [Link] One of these days, the government is going to make me disappear.
Backpack [Link] An online organization tool. Looks like something I could use. But I rarely blog away from home anyway plus I keep any online notes in my Gmail account already anyway.
How Lightsabers Work [Link] Brought to you by How Stuff Works. The section on "Using your lightsaber around the home" looks good.
30, Nice pace, keep going.
TWISTED NEWS: Texas House to cheerleaders: Don't shake it [Link] Texas lawmakers sent a message to the state's high school cheerleaders Wednesday: no more booty-shaking at the game. ONE WORD: AAAAAWWWWW!!!!
TWISTED QUIZ: How's Your Taste in Music? [Link] My answer: 90's Alternative: Highest Influence Hair Bands: Highest Influence. Heavy Metal: Highest Influence. 80's Rock: High Influence. 90's Pop: High Influence. Alternative Rock: High Influence. Punk: High Influence. 80's Alternative: Medium Influence. 90's Rock: Medium Influence. Classic Rock: Medium Influence. Progressive Rock: Medium Influence. 80's Pop: Low Influence. 80's R&B: Low Influence. Adult Alternative: Low Influence. Country: Low Influence. Old School Hip Hop: Low Influence. Ska: Low Influence.
A History of the GUI [Link] NERD ALERT. I need to issue more of these. Not everyone can sit and read all the way through this stuff like I can. Then again, not everyone can read for as long as I can.
TWISTED QUIZ: What's Your Personality Type? [Link] My answer: The Scientist You have a head for ideas - and you are good at improving systems. Logical and strategic, you prefer for everything in your life to be organized. You tend to be a bit skeptical. You're both critical of yourself and of others. Independent and stubborn, you tend to only befriend those who are a lot like you. You would make an excellent scientist, engineer, or programmer.
Think Before You Worship [Link] An article on Google's seeming righteousness. Or not.
The G3 beer server [Link] I heart engadget, they gots the coolest stuff.
The Evolution of Mario [Link] Look at that guy go.
Fire From Water [Link] Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's all the same, generate friction or focus sunlight into a point.
Espresso stories [Link] "It explores a literary form for today's frothed-up, on-the-hoof, want-it-all-now consumer lifestyle: complete stories that take no longer to read than an espresso takes to slurp. The most basic rule is that they're just a sentence or two, totalling 25 words or less. Less hard-and-fast - but equally vital - are a theme, plot, characters, and narrative development. Everything you'd see in any good story - but short enough to fit into the time it takes to reach the bottom of that bitter little cup, as you ponder on how even the briefest experiences can make life more meaningful."
TWISTED VID: Sandstorm From Hell [Link] [WARNING: adult ads]
Scotsman.com News: Hot Topics [Link] Every news website should have something like this. What an excellent idea. It's a newsgasm for web junkies like me.
How Not to Start a Eulogy [Link] Back to the funny stuff, heheh.
Barbie USB Drive [Link] Umm... damn. My nieces are going to want one.
TWISTED NEWS: Artist's Corvette collection discovered in a lot [Link] There's 36 of them, one for each year, all the way back to 1953, when there was only 300 of them made.
Dog Goes [Link] DOG GLASSES! No matter wether you take your dog on a ride in your convertible, on an avalanche rescue mission or under extrem dusty conditions - the eyes of your dog should be protected. The patented dog eyeglasses Basic and Pro are available in three sizes.
Tasteless Forture Cookies [Link] Not too many, but it's at least worth one coffee break.
World Mysteries.com [Link] Explore lost civilizations, ancient ruins, sacred writings, unexplained artifacts, and science mysteries.
TWISTED NEWS: This Machine Reads Your Mind [Link] Scary... There goes my paranoia again.
50, halfway mark!
TWISTED NEWS: The Best Reason Ever to Sleep In [Link] Need an idea? Go to sleep. Our brains go into creative overdrive as we snooze.
The New Digital Divide [Link] An article updating the term that separated the haves and the haves not.
Doc Searls Weblog [Link] No questions please, just read.
TWISTED QUIZ: What Political Party Do Your Beliefs Put You In? [Link] My answers: Democrat 83%, Fascism 75%, Anarchism 75%, Socialist 58%, Republican 50%, Green 33%, Nazi 25%, Communism 25%. Score 1 for the fascists!
Mayhem & Chaos Hair [Link] Check out this dude's trippy hairdos.
Brain Boost [Link] Brainboost is an answer engine whereas Google is a Search engine. What that means is that Brainboost actually finds answers to your questions posed in plain English as opposed to directing you to pages that simply mention the questions.
TWISTED NEWS: Liger on Public Display in Siberian Zoo [Link] That napoleon dynamite really changed the world.
TWISTED NEWS: 'Frasier' Star Falls Off Stage [Link] Hahahahah! It's funnier when someone with some level of dignity falls.
The Ralph Wiggum File [Link] Who is Ralph? Lisa's 8-year-old classmate, Ralph Wiggum, is the unintentional class clown of Springfield Elementary. He is the son of Chief Wiggum, the equally absent-minded, bumbling police officer, and has a reputation for saying things both irrelevent and unintelligent. He is known to have a crush on Lisa, and has an imaginary leprechaun friend who occasionally tells him to start fires.
The 20 Whitest and 20 Blackest Boy Names [Link] Because this stuff makes me snort milk out my nose and laugh in pain.
60, rolling along...
Dumpster World [Link] Your Dumpster Diving and Curb Crawling Resource. Reduce, Reuse, Recycle.
TWISTED NEWS: Vacuum elevator gives users a gentle lift [Link] I wonder if it makes any sound?
AutoStitch :: a new dimension in automatic image stitching [Link] That's kinda cool.
Cloud Gallery Lookalikes [Link] Another from the cloud appreciation society.
TWISTED NEWS: Liquid-Metal Cooling Loop Technology for CPU and processor cooling, for laptops, desktops, servers, and graphics cards [Link] That's kinda cool.
Peter Paul's wysiwyg Scrapbook [Link] A collection of virtual absurdities and visual nightmares.
The Demotivators Collection [Link] My favourite: Consulting: If you're not a part of the solution, there's good money to be made in prolonging the problem.
The Scrolling LED Belt Buckle [Link] Go go gadget horny message!
TWISTED VID: Dog's got the firecracker [Link] A candidate for euthanasia. If it doesn't blow up first, that is.
Luke's website: You don't have to kiss.com [Link] Luke has drawings and paintings updated, just click on NEXT or BACK. Good times, indeed.
Home of the 30,000 calorie sandwich [Link] It clogs my arteries just looking at it.
90, almost there.
TWISTED NEWS: Robot Replicates Itself [Link] Next they'll want robot marriage rights.
TWISTED GAME: The Deanimator [Link] Zombies rise, you shoot them with your revolver. You can easily get killed on stage four if your aim isn't up to par.
TWISTED QUIZ: How Sinful Are You? [Link] My answer: Your Deadly Sins: Envy: 60%, Greed: 60%, Lust: 40%, Sloth: 40%, Wrath: 40%, Gluttony: 20%, Pride: 20%, Chance You'll Go to Hell: 40%, Finally: You will die in a duel.
The 50 Worst Hairstyles of All Time [Link] Personally, I can pull off a pretty good Sideshow Bob.
Graduation Cap Hack [Link] Hack, hak hac. I hackey sackey wackey tobaccii the web links. Don't ask. I've just had a few too many to drink. I'll get back to you later on. I think I'm going to post all this when I'm more sober. ish.
TWISTED NEWS: Insect-Like Robot Walks on Water [Link] Yeah right, like they'll make an insect big enough to carry people across the oceans...
TWISTED VID: NYC Bike Race [Link] They need a race like that here in Sioux Lookout.
50 fun things to do with an iPod [Link] I like the ending quote "Note: Actual number of fun things you can do with your iPod may not equal 50. No refunds."
Student Survivor [Link] You have you keep your little person alive for as long as possible. I stopped after about an hour. The random music interludes got annoying.
100! The century marker! What time is it? Go home. You've wasted most of the day!
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