::: Friday, December 31, 2004 :::

::: posted by Spook at Friday, December 31, 2004 | |  

I'm not sure where this post is going, but here goes:

Linkfest

• Russian Prison Tattoos [Link] Pictures of russian prison tats and what they mean.
• A Week in the Life of The Sims 2 [Link] Sim torture... yeah baby!
• The Ashhole [Link] No, it's not what you think, it’s the world’s first bottle-top ashtray. You know how people are always ashing in empty bottles at parties? Now you can simply take one of those empties, grab an Ashhole, snap it on, and then everyone will know which beers are for drinking -- and where to ash.
• Computer Rage [Link] These pages are devoted to methods of venting on the primary target of all of our frustration: the computer. Users have a right to express their feelings, their frustrations, and their rage. But the question is how to do it in a safe and satisfying way.
• Antipodes: The Other Side of the World [Link] There is an informal and anecdotal belief among Americans that if you dig a hole deep enough, eventually you would come out in China.
• FLOATING LOGOS [Link] The images are inspired by signs perched high atop very tall poles in order for people to view them from a very long distance. The poles are digitally removed from the image in order to give the illusion that the signs are disconnected from the ground as they ominously float above us.
• Smoke Filtration Systems [Link] aka Bongs.
• HOW TO DO ANYTHING PHOTOGRAPHIC [Link] Lots of articles about photography including methods, advice, how-tos and products. But the best article here has to be "How to Make Great Photographs" [Link] The best how-to there.
• How to Write Like a Wanker [Link] A popular misconception about text messages on the Internet is that, to be an effective communicator and earn the respect and admiration of your peers, you must be able to write lucid prose; that your messages, articles, posts and pages must be easy to understand and pleasant to read -- Nothing could be further from the truth.
• Just Another Website Generator [Link] "StrangeBanana is a program that creates a random webpage design. The page design you are looking at has never been seen before - it was created programmatically just now."
• STUPID GUM TRICKS! [Link] File under "stupid human tricks"
• Coffee news! [Link] Single-serving coffee can heats itself.
• Beer Drinkers Against the Mistreatment of Beer [Link] A collective of beer drinkers against the shipping of beer uncooled.
• Seismic Monitor [Link] I was right, the tectonic plates are easily mapped out on here. Plus, it looks like that big quake is still reverberating aftershocks.
• Edgar Governo Historian of Things That Never Were [Link] Many online chronologies, timelines, and histories. They are divided into five media categories.
• How to write a best selling fantasy novel. [Link] Buy my book.
• Excess All Areas [Link] See the effects of alcohol, drugs and controlled substances. Mix, match and otherwise have a ball making that dancing fool drop. You'll see.
• MAD Magazine Covers [Link] All the covers since 1952 when it was called "Tales Calculated to Drive You MAD"
• Beatboxing with a harmonica [Link] Flash video alert!
• Ever wondered what happened to Pauly Shore? [Link] Even I don't know if it's real. Just kidding.
• Make Firefox Faster [Link] Mine is faster than the son of Speedy Gonzalez and the Road Runner. But it annoys me when it goes *meep-meep* ARR-R-RRIBAAAH!!!

My Usual Self-Questionnaire.
What's playing? Nuuuuthing, I lost all my 3000+ mp3s earlier.
What was the last thing my TV did? Played Star Wars Battlefront. My nieces took up the game now they always want to play it. I can't wait until they get good at it.
How am I feeling? Why? Um... I dunno.
Complete this: "The Weather Is..." Cold and the snowdrifts are getting taller

::: Wednesday, December 29, 2004 :::

::: posted by Spook at Wednesday, December 29, 2004 | |  

Andy Dicking around with the president's speeches. [Link] I'm not as bad as other k-netters, but that's alright.

::: posted by Spook at Wednesday, December 29, 2004 | |  

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally, the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.)

We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you w ant. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work!Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monste r trucks.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.

1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh.
Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them a bigger laugh!!

::: Tuesday, December 28, 2004 :::

::: posted by Spook at Tuesday, December 28, 2004 | |  

What is Opine-It? [Link] It is a new concept in free speech on the Internet. By using the Opine-It plugin you will be able to discuss and comment on any webpage on the internet.

Supports Firefox and Internet Explorer, sorry Netscape, AOL, Galeon and Safari users.

::: posted by Spook at Tuesday, December 28, 2004 | |  

This guy does chalk drawings masterpieces on sidewalks [Link]My favourite one has to be the fourth from the top, where the onlookers seem to be standing atop rocks and there's a hole in the ground, revealing what looks to be tormented souls in purgatory.

::: posted by Spook at Tuesday, December 28, 2004 | |  

ON INNER STRENGTH:"I love the confidence that makeup gives me." -Tyra Banks [Link] Hmm...

::: posted by Spook at Tuesday, December 28, 2004 | |  

Shake their little world. [Link] And hear than scream.

There's a snowboarder, someone building a snowman, someone shoveling snow and an ice skater. Watch them do their stuff... or do the hokey pokey and shake them all about!

::: posted by Spook at Tuesday, December 28, 2004 | |  

Well... It's alive, but hanging on by a thread. It was a boot sector error so it wouldn't load anything. But luckily my brother was in town so he fixed it and did the hard stuff (ei, highly technical, can't know about it without an computer engineering education kind of thing) and I did the grunt work. As usual I had all the usual problems with Windows XP, but luckily I have another computer on my home network and I knew what to do. (Fix new hardware problems, update drivers, update windows, etc)

Now I'm just working on my webbrowser and getting things to resemble my old set up, but all my old data is lost :( *cries*

::: Monday, December 27, 2004 :::

::: posted by Spook at Monday, December 27, 2004 | |  

Well... I've whipped my computer around too hard for too long. I have (well... had) a Western Digital 160gb hard drive die on me on Christmas Day.

Until stores are open and I get cash for a brand, spankin' new drive... Twisted will most likely have little or no posting. And.. I lost all my bookmarks. So that sucks big time.

L8r, Dave.

::: Saturday, December 25, 2004 :::

::: posted by Spook at Saturday, December 25, 2004 | |  

The history of Christmas dates back over 4000 years. Many of our Christmas traditions were celebrated centuries before the Christ child was born. The 12 days of Christmas, the bright fires, the yule log, the giving of gifts, carnivals (parades) with floats, carolers who sing while going from house to house, the holiday feasts, and the church processions can all be traced back to the early Mesopotamians.

Read More... [Link]

::: Friday, December 24, 2004 :::

::: posted by Spook at Friday, December 24, 2004 | |  

Walking to work this morning, the air was frozen with fog and ice crystals. The ice crystals I can understand, but the fog kind of vexxed me. They weren't in the weather observation or the forecast so I think the rising sun warmed (I'm using the term lightly) the air, making the ice crystals give off moisture and subsequently the moisture turned into the fog that nearly froze my moustache whiskers off.

*BRRRRRR*

::: posted by Spook at Friday, December 24, 2004 | |  

You know it's Christmas related!

• Track Santa Claus [Link]
• Click on the bell to ring in the holidays [Bell]
• 7 Reasons you might not get a Christmas present this year [Link]
• The Santa Maker [Link]
• Slingshot Santa [Link]
• Orangutan Santa [Link]
• Kitty Stocking Stuffer [Link]
• The FAA Green Lights Santa's Sleigh [Link]
• Top 10 Christmas Rock Songs [Link]

::: Thursday, December 23, 2004 :::

::: posted by Spook at Thursday, December 23, 2004 | |  

This was too good to just let sit in my bookmarks. [Link] Enjoy.

::: posted by Spook at Thursday, December 23, 2004 | |  

Rockin Cat! [Link]
"Mother, tell your children not to walk my way, tell your children not to hear my words..."

This cat is so cute [Link] What a cute li'l bow.

This Cat Saw You Naked [Link] A repeat...

Which Cat Ate Your Prozac? [Link]
"One of these is not the same... which one is not like the others..."

The Kitty Sniper [Link] Another repeat.

KILLER KITTEN [Link] 3peat!

Kitten Surprise [Link] Dude, where's my Pop Tarts?

YOU MAKE KITTY SCARED [Link] HISS!!! *SPIT*

I miss you... [Link] Aaaaaaawwwww.....

Tired Cat [Link] Zzzz....

Retard Cat [Link] Now repeat after me... "Eye Yam Sofa King We Todd Did"

::: posted by Spook at Thursday, December 23, 2004 | |  

"Christmas Entry"

Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter Heaven. On entering they must present something "Christmassy" to show they remember the holiday, or off to hell they go. The first man searches his pocket, and finds some Mistletoe, so he is allowed in.

The second man presents a candy cane, so he too is allowed in.

The third man pulls out a pair of panties.

Confused at this last gesture, St. Peter asks, "How do these represent Christmas?"

"They're Carol's."

::: Wednesday, December 22, 2004 :::

::: posted by Spook at Wednesday, December 22, 2004 | |  

A sign that advises a shark prevention net is out for repair and a polite apology [Link]

::: posted by Spook at Wednesday, December 22, 2004 | |  

Santa's Lap

As a little girl climbed onto Santa's lap, Santa asked the usual, "And what would you like for Christmas?"

The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then gasped, "Didn't you get my E-mail?"


After Christmas

After Christmas vacation, an elementary school teacher was asking her students how they celebrated Christmas. When she got to Sammy, whose father ran a local toy store, she said, "Sammy, since you're Jewish, I guess your family didn't celebrate Christmas."

Sammy replied, "Oh yes, we did. We all held hands and danced around the cash register singing, 'What A Friend We Have In Jesus.'"


New Perspective

A little boy returned from Sunday School with a new perspective on the Christmas story. He had learned all about the Wise Men from the East who brought gifts to the Baby Jesus. He was so excited he could hardly wait to tell his parents. As soon as he arrived home, he immediately began, "I learned all about the very first Christmas in Sunday School today! There wasn't a Santa Claus way back then, so these three skinny guys on camels had to deliver all the toys! And Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer with his nose so bright wasn't there yet, so they had to have this big spotlight in the sky to find their way around!"

::: posted by Spook at Wednesday, December 22, 2004 | |  

(born between 24th September and 23rd October):

The temptation to rescue a troubled love interest is drawing you down a dangerous path. Changing this person isn't worth the effort, even if they do have wonderful hidden qualities. If you crave romance, find it at the theatre, concert hall, or museum. Work on a creative project of your own. Write some poetry. In other words, look within for inspiration. These rebellious love interests aren't doing you a bit of good.

Hmm...

::: posted by Spook at Wednesday, December 22, 2004 | |  

Only three more days until Christmas.

Grumpy Santa [Link] He's broke and stressed out. Nice song though.

Listen to a company sing a carol [Link] and click on them to make them stop. They suck!

Come Clean [Link] Confess at this website. Clean off all your sins... or brag about them.

::: Tuesday, December 21, 2004 :::

::: posted by Spook at Tuesday, December 21, 2004 | |  

“All Native All the Time Search Engine” [Link]

I was just there and so far there's 112 Categories containing 3761 Sites.

::: posted by Spook at Tuesday, December 21, 2004 | |  

This is funny... just type in a christmas carol and they sing it... you just have to wait for it to load [Link]

::: posted by Spook at Tuesday, December 21, 2004 | |  

From Circle Sanctuary [Link]

Winter Solstice also known as Yule, Christmas, and Saturnalia, occurs in mid December. It celebrates the birth of the new Solar year and the beginning of Winter. The Goddess manifests as the Great Mother and the God as the Sun Child. The God also appears as Santa Claus and Old Man Winter. Colors are Red, Green, and White. This is a festival of inner renewal.

From Info Please [Link]

In astronomy, the solstice is either of the two times a year when the Sun is at its greatest distance from the celestial equator, the great circle on the celestial sphere that is on the same plane as the earth's equator. In the Northern Hemisphere, the winter solstice occurs either December 21 or 22, when the sun shines directly over the tropic of Capricorn; the summer solstice occurs either June 21 or 22, when the sun shines directly over the tropic of Cancer. In the Southern Hemisphere, the winter and summer solstices are reversed.

Reason for the Seasons:
The reason for the different seasons at opposite times of the year in the two hemispheres is that while the earth rotates about the sun, it also spins on its axis, which is tilted some 23.5 degrees towards the plane of its rotation. Because of this tilt, the Northern Hemisphere receives less direct sunlight (creating winter) while the Southern Hemisphere receives more direct sunlight (creating summer). As the Earth continues its orbit the hemisphere that is angled closest to the sun changes and the seasons are reversed.

Longest Night of the Year:
The winter solstice marks the shortest day and the longest night of the year. The sun appears at its lowest point in the sky, and its noontime elevation appears to be the same for several days before and after the solstice. Hence the origin of the word solstice, which comes from Latin solstitium, from sol, "sun" and -stitium, "a stoppage." Following the winter solstice, the days begin to grow longer and the nights shorter.

Things to do, that are related to the Winter Solstice at Family Education.com [Link]

::: Monday, December 20, 2004 :::

::: posted by Spook at Monday, December 20, 2004 | |  

Send a message, just use your mouse to write. [Link]

It reminds me of a joke...

A few years ago during the winter months, President Clinton was taking a morning break outside the white house. He looks around the snow-covered gardens and the gates in the distance then sees someone peed in the snow, but was all over. It looked like words, so he had a better look. It said "Bill is a prick." Enraged, he went inside and told his aides to investigate it.

Later that afternoon his head aide told him he had good news and bad news regarding the pee. "Okay," said Bill, "what's the good news?" The aide said "Well, we got a positive DNA on whose urine it is." "Good, now what's the bad news?" asked Bill. The aide said:

"It was in Hillary's handwriting."

::: posted by Spook at Monday, December 20, 2004 | |  

#189: S&M [Link] hehehehehe...

::: posted by Spook at Monday, December 20, 2004 | |  

Presurfer found this by googling "I blog because" | Link

::: posted by Spook at Monday, December 20, 2004 | |  

That bear is going to be mad at that penguin.... p_bear.jpg

::: posted by Spook at Monday, December 20, 2004 | |  

Paper Cut-Outs and Custom Paper Models | Link

::: posted by Spook at Monday, December 20, 2004 | |  

Don't believe me? Look how pink that thing is. pink_chicken.jpg (JPEG Image, 180x296 pixels)

::: posted by Spook at Monday, December 20, 2004 | |  

Um... no.

::: posted by Spook at Monday, December 20, 2004 | |  

I they're (ozzies) a tough bunch of people... but this is just stupid. The West Australian

::: posted by Spook at Monday, December 20, 2004 | |  

The concept there is simple, it is a humor-oriented interactive website. You request an emotion (or reasonable facsimile), and Eric will try and act it out for you. The frame on the left lists the emotions with links. Eric Conveys an Emotion

::: posted by Spook at Monday, December 20, 2004 | |  

Christmas lights!!! 2004

::: posted by Spook at Monday, December 20, 2004 | |  

Not so: hello from justin bailey human being artist painter photographer

::: posted by Spook at Monday, December 20, 2004 | |  

Scared of Santa photo gallery

::: posted by Spook at Monday, December 20, 2004 | |  

_It's a Wonderful Life_ in 30 seconds with bunnies.

Just watch it!

::: posted by Spook at Monday, December 20, 2004 | |  

Can't wait for Christmas? Need a reason to celebrate? Me and The Presurfer got ya covered!

December 20 - Games Day
December 21 - Look on the Bright Side Day
December 22 - National Date Nut Bread Day
December 23 - Roots Day
December 24 - National Egg Nog Day
December 25 - Christmas Day
December 26 - Boxing Day

Games Day? Hmmm... I'm up to 59.89% on Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas

::: Sunday, December 12, 2004 :::

::: posted by Spook at Sunday, December 12, 2004 | |  

Kudos to you if you get the joke.

I decided to post all this because my bookmarks folder just about exploded from having too much in it and backups were taking forever. This post took me hours to put together and it will break my cold, black, soulless heart if you just graze over it with your eyes and peruse it in just a few minutes. Enjoy. Xmas is coming!

Twisted Websites & Webpages:

• Fourteen Characteristics of a Serial Killer [Link] Hmm, male, bright, sadomasochist, pyromaniac, attempts at suicide, torments small creatures, etc, etc, etc... Gee, does that sound like normal kids around your area?
• ASCII Browser [Link] Read AsTwisted byDave in full text.
• No Internet for two weeks? How 28 people coped. [Link] Screw that.
• Homebrew Riding Mower [Link] No booze involved in the mowing, but I suspect the creator had some in the conception of the idea.
• Do-It-Yourself Numerology [Link] Um... good luck.
• 84 Proverbs to Live By [Link] From Strange Cosmos.
• A Lesson From a Donkey [Link] More SC funny stuff
• Arty cosmetic surgery alternative [Link] EEEWWWW
• Card Throwing Technique [Link] How to throw a card with maximum speed and accuracy.
• 10 TIPS FOR SEDUCING YOUR TEACHER! [Link] A whopping 99% of teenageboys fantasize about one or more of their schoolteachers. The other 1% is probably in Special Ed.
• Endless Echoes [Link] Send a personalized message through space and time. Just imagine, your own voice, your own words, broadcast out into the cosmos for all eternity.
• Ghosts of the Prairie. [Link] History and hauntings of Illinois and beyond.
• One Foot in The Grave [Link] These old folks said FU to retirement and started a punk rock band.
DVD CULT CLASSIC DOUBLE FEATURE, GENUINE POPCORN TUB, MICROWAVE POPCORN, 4 INDIVIDUAL POPCORN BAGS, JUJUBES & TWIZZLERS, 2 GENUINE THEATER SOFT DRINK CUPS & LIDS PLUS A BARF BAG JUST IN CASE
• Live Penguin Cam [Link] From the Monterey Bay Aquarium. Damn, penguins are boring to watch. Someone toss a carp fish in there.
• The World's Biggest Skateboard [Link] Now it's recognized by the Guinness Book of World Records. Hmm.. they probably thought it up while drinking a Guinness Case of Foundation Skateboards.
• Top Ten Signs You Are Addicted to Google [Link] Sad...
• Tricks of the Trade [Link] Professional secrets from those in the know.
• Monstrous Mysteries [Link] From lake beasts to murderous mud,
  Alaska has its share of scary legends. Tip, don't go there. It's colder than Sioux Lookout.
• Superstitions Search [Link] The largest list of superstitions on the web.
• SELF-ANNIHILATING SENTENCES [Link] There are names of pretty smart people in there.
• Why you're not allowed to play in the cockpit!! [Link] FLIGHT DATA RECORDER TRANSCRIPTS
• Don't Close Your Blinds - Must Read ! [Link] A proactive view on war.
• High School Answering Maching Message! [Link] I wish they would do that everywhere.
• Of Cats, Dogs and Lightbulbs [Link] This pages asks the question: "How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change A Light Bulb?" Several dogs answer.
• Putting Golf Into Perspective [Link]
• What have you learned? [Link] A bit of thought-provoking prose.
• The 86 rules of boozing [Link] 83. The bar clock moves twice as fast from midnight to last call.
• Toast-o-Graph [Link] Thermal images of toast by using fax paper
• Another Chupacabra Carcas [Link] News story.
• Bathroom Reader Factoids [Link]
• Facts you don't want to know [Link] But will click on and read anyway.
• Free Esoteric, Obfuscated, Unusual and Downright Crazy Programming Languages [Link] The languages and descriptions are pretty funny, but the funniest thing in there is the "how to link to this page" copy and paste box. If anyone's a programmer, wouldn't you assume they have some kind of grasp over html?
• Understanding Redneck Theology [Link] Not a joke page, but an article by Donald K. Burleson at the Burleson Consulting firm.
• Mix Tape Host [Link] A GREAT place to download dance, rap and hip hop music.
• World Wind [Link] World Wind allows any user to zoom from satellite altitude into any place on Earth, leveraging high resolution LandSat imagery and SRTM elevation data to experience Earth in visually rich 3D, just as if they were really there. Cool.
• Resignation Letter Generator [Link] It even lets you sound triumphant or contrite. SWEET!
• The American's guide to speaking British. [Link] That's the dog's bollocks!
• Chewbacca Defense [Link] The definition from Wikipedia.
• The Ten Commandments of College [Link]
• Your librarian hates you if... [Link]
• STRANGE WOMEN'S T-SHIRTS [Link]
• Zen Rules [Link] I should make a tag for my site "I'm a strange cosmos fan" or something. Seriously.
• The Art of Shaping [Link] Art by dogs.
• The online guide to whistling records [Link] Hmm... it broke my geekometer.
• Show Lacing Methods [Link] Oh, it's working again.
• I LIEK MILK!!! [Link] Personal website from someone without Grammatik.
• Music Industry Unveils New Piracy-Proof Format: A Black, Plastic Disc With Grooves On It [Link] Teenage computer hackers still struggling to access the new disc.
• Those Dark Hiding Places: The Invisible Web Revealed [Link] Much of the Web is hiding information from us, but we can access this hidden content! Learn how you can reveal the secrets of these dark, hiding places.
• Man 1, Bank 0 [Link] The story of a man who deposited a $95,000 cheque as a joke and it cashed!
• Soon You Will Understand... The Meaning of Life [Link] Oh, is THAT what it means?
• Rock's 10 Wildest Myths [Link]
• Repair XP [Link] Looks useful.
• Jim Richardson's "How to Write a Joke: the 7 basic joke forms" [Link] He took jokes a little too seriously.
• Finding Information on the Internet: A Tutorial [Link] And people wonder why I can find stuff on the web faster than they can Google.
• I hate you all [Link] A simple statement.
• blank [Link] dot org
• Drunken Bees Act Like Buzzed Humans [Link] Yeah, like no one saw that one coming.
• How to make a toga [Link] Yeah, I miss my college days.
• Pikachuu your site [Link] I pikachuud Twisted. Err... that sounds... bad.
• Squashed Philosophers [Link] And we begin with Plato.
• Light Sleeper. [Link] More of an alarm clock, sort of.
• Cat Superstitions [Link]
• SuprNova [Link] Torrents.
• MiCo: The Robotic Bartender for Mini-Cocktails [Link] Hmm... not practical. You'd need a whackload of these for every type of drink your bar offered.
• Beware: The seven most dangerous types of network administrators [Link] I need a NetopsiaAliatorium in my office.
• I wanna be a female bear... [Link]
• Interesting English Language Trivia [Link]
• NES Endings [Link] Damn.... So that's how Final Fantasy 3 ended... I stopped trying after the sixth FF came out.
• Just a bunch of stuff on this page [Link] Some of it is funny, useful or just stupid.
• ASTRAL PROJECTION [Link] In astral projection the conscious mind leaves the physical body and moves into the astral body.
• How YOU can be a Slacker in 6 easy steps [Link] I knew that.
• Donut Eating tips [Link] Yum.
• The Tyranny of Email [Link] Email is one of the greatest things the computer revolution has done for personal productivity. Used improperly, it can also hurt your productivity. This article discusses ways to use email effectively.
• Text Messaging, Acronyms & Shorthand [Link] AFAIK Twisted is just AOB, BSF, FTTB & FYI er... GTGP, BRB. TAFN, TAH.
• Hack your way out of writer’s block [Link] Yeah... write. The goal here at Twisted is not to keep you here, but to send you away. That's the explanation for all these links, you worms.
• Rules for Calling Shotgun [Link]
• Wood Contour [Link] An exquisite line of fully functional, solid wood and stone peripherals, designed for the non-compromising among us.
• Z(Cluster) [Link] The z(cluster) is a loose network of chaos magicians, sorcerers, freelance shamans, black magicians, eclectic wiccans, renegade buddhists, tantric practitioners, vampires, necromancers, technomancers, neopagans, and, in fact, anyone who chooses to call themselves a member. This website is an introduction to this wierd assembly of deviant occultists.
• Stupid Security [Link] Exposing Fake Security Since 2003.
• Kill flys with the amazing Fly Gun [Link] *Splap!*
• Thirty-Four Early Warning Signs of Bikeaholism [Link] Lists are funny. That's why I link to them.
• Beer History [Link] You got your ancient, your renassaince and your modern beer history!
• Best and Worth dot com [Link] Because mindless opinions matter
• BlogBox [Link] The next big thing in blogging... I'm not gonna get one because I have enough toys on here.
• Ten Most Wanted Design Bugs [Link]
• The Evolution of a Programmer [Link] Heheh, funny.
• Best Firefox Extensions [Link] Because you need to know.
• 365 Ways to Kiss [Link] It's really only 48.
• Road Rage Cards [Link] Better than a gun.
• Mr. Gradgrind's Literal Answers to Rhetorical Questions [Link] Damn... someone tell Mr. Gradgrind to take that stick out of his butt.
• The Sysadmin Price List: [Link]
• Kiduage [Link] Today's slang, as explained by this article.
• Lists: 2004 [Link] Self explanatory.
• Type, handwriting, and lettering [Link] I had decided to do something about my chicken-scratch handwriting.
• Hand-to-Hand Combat With Zombies [Link]
• Defending Yourself Against Vampires [Link]

Stuff to Do:

• Yeti Sports #7 [Link] Stagedive!
• Exmortis [Link] You wake up in the woods with no memory of how you got there. Nightmares of blood and screams still echo through your mind. It's late and it's cold - unless you can find shelter fast, you won't last the night. You spot a house in a clearing up ahead and left with no choice - you decide to shelter there for the night. Soon after...
• Cone Crazy [Link] Knock down the cones, red are worth 10, yellow is 50.
• Frozen Frenzy [Link] Drive around with an Ice Cream Truck and sell ice cream to those little bast... school children.
• Garfield Goes to Pieces [Link] Puzzles!
• Shock Bowl [Link] Bowling!
• 10 Minute Tank Blast [Link] Use a combination of keys and your mouse to kill off all the other tanks.
• Homer`s Beer Run [Link] Run around as Homer J. Simpson while catching kegs of beer that are falling from a building.
• IronClaw's Kung Fu Remix [Link] Beat up other bunches of pixels with your bunch of pixels.
• Electrodes [Link] Re-wire someone's machine.
• ipcolor [Link] Transform your visit into color polygon. I'm light blue.
• PWP [Link] Funny little town, just keep clicking around
• Donkey Kong [Link] The arcade classic.
• What Planet Are You From? [Link] Hmm... Venus. WTF?
• Are you a moron? [Link] HAHAA
• Create your own fridge magnet messages! [Link]
• Pee-Mail [Link] Yellow goodness.
• Subservient Stickman [Link] Very well done. Be Howard Stern! Vomit!
• Aboriginal Chat [Link] Why not? Hmm... I felt so alone in there.
• Hack a Day [Link] I had trouble deciding where this would go. I know it's things to see, but it's also a lot of stuff to read, but it's also a how-to... and you might end up doing one or more of these hacks. I have.
• Stick Avalanche [Link] Avoid the falling arrows. I'm guessing those are supposed to be broken ice points.
• Tease Titus [Link] Dog Simulator

Things to See:
Videos and Flash

• Cat Experiments [Link] Hehehehe, fun with duct tape.
• A MasterCard Commercial spoof [Link] Look at that little sister...
• German Fork Lift Safety Video [Link] Somebody, get this man a course in safety.
• Dad's Home [Link] Oh... My... God...
• How about a cup of coffee? [Link] Ever notice how cups of coffee from vending machines tastes like piss?
• Disco Squirrels [Link] Attack of the Squirrels from the 70's
• Photoshop drawing GIF file. [Link] From start to finish.
• Autumn in New York [Link] (nike sphere thermal jackets)
• strandbeest [Link] Click on one of the video links and see the beest in action.
• Nice beer commercial [Link] Ka-pwing!
• cramato [Link] cycle groupie cocaine crazy! A System of a Down song redone with new lyrics.
• Communication Course [Link] Beautifully done.
• In the year 2014... [Link] A dreary prediction of the future mediascape. I couldn't stop watching it and thinking about how it mirrors my own ideas and concepts.
• Are You a Good Driver... or a Bad Driver? [Link] A miseductional video.
• Captain Kangaroo lands a plane [Link] Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!
• X-48 Red Eagle Navy Plane Can Dive Under Water [Link]

Cool & Funny Images & Galleries

• Pavement Drawings [Link] Julian Beever has made pavement drawings for over ten years. He has worked in the U.K., Belgium, France, The Netherlands, Germany, the USA and Australia. The pavement drawings have included both renderings of old masters plus a wealth of original inventive pieces of work.
• Change Reality [Link] See the world in a way you never imagined.
• Moon and lightning. [Link] Obviously a time-lapse from the stars with trails. I have a plug-in in Firefox that fits the large image into my browser window so you may want to zoom it down yourself, somehow.
• hello.typepad.com > best of CNN [Link] There are some wonderful artists over at CNN, here's their best works.
• Snow Crystal Photographs [Link] Oooo.. pretty.
• Computer case mod [Link] Kebobs? Anyone?
• Toyota Motor Corp.'s new concept vehicles [Link] Just one pic, don't bother going through all 99.
• Dog Owners are Sadists [Link] They trust you. They love you unconditionally. They obviously shouldn't. If any of these dogs are yours, I have two things to say: 1) I'm sorry for using your images without your consent. 2) You should be (expletive deleted) ashamed of yourself.
• Tree House [Link] I wish I had thought of that when I was 12.
• HUGE TSUNAMI WAVE CRASHES BREAKWALL [Link] It kind of looks like smoke billowing up from an invisible wildfire.
• Jason D'Aquino [Link] Excerpt fromsite: Using high-powered magnification glasses, I create drawings of a painstakingly miniature scale.
• Snoopy got TV bling. [Link] BAM! DISH!
• Cat chillaxin' [Link]
• The Bad Movie Night Kit [Link] What's included?
• Does that feel better? [Link] Awwww....
• Steve Bloom [Link] Crystallising the art in nature.
• Space Colony Art from the 1970s [Link] I think my favourite set would be the Bernal Spheres.
• I am the unholy master of Microsoft Paint. [Link] I challenge someone to do something like this. The picture kind of reminds me of my own website.
• Wildfire tornado from Cali in 2003 [Link]
• DANGER - CHEERLEADERS HAVE REALLY CHANGED [Link] Is that the kid from Jeepers Creepers? I haven't seen Dodgeball yet.
• REMEMBER THE OLD DRIVE-IN MOVIES? [Link] I wonder what the box office price is?
• The Blenderphone [Link] Hello? HELLO? HELLO?
• Webshots [Link] "A linkek egy-egy képcsoportra mutatnak" whatever that means.
• Weblog Angst [Link] Strip.
• Starship Size Comparison Chart [Link] Warning, large file.
• Nyaa! nyaa! Got your mouse! [Link]
• Nice house paint job. [Link] Seems disorienting.
• Nice jack-o-lantern [Link] "The Grope"
• COOL MINI COOPER AD CAMPAIGN [Link]
• COCK ATTACKS DOG! [Link] Nice pictures, I wonder what the whole incident sounded like? "buck-UCK WOOF! growl BUCK-uck"
• Wish this was my dog [Link]
• Go sit in the corner [Link] d.a.
• The Hierarchy of Blogging [Link] Hmm... I'm on the third last level of bloggers.
• A quote from Mr. Spock [Link] No one makes simple, little pages like this anymore.
• Bimbo sculptures [Link] Awww.. cute little dolls.
• Just Coffee [Link] Coffee as an art medium used by Angel & Andy.
• Fish Highway [Link] Cool, but it looks like a bitch to install. How do they feed?
• The Shoe Chronicles [Link]
• Random Frog Generator [Link] Ribbit
• Dog/Cat/Mouse [Link] Fluffy.
• Why women live longer than men (A photo contest) [Link] That first entry is just golden.
• It's important to pay attention to your surroundings [Link] How Rumours start.
• Billboards You Probably Won't See [Link]
• A Walk Through Time [Link] Clocks of the ages.
• The Ten Web Commandments [Link]
• Coin Shrinking and Can Crushing [Link] Cool...
• How to Dress Emo 2.0 [Link] Bam!
• Oil rig in a storm. [Link] with THREE water spouts!
• The Cardboard House [Link] One windy storm and you lose everything.
• The Graphic Stylings of Ken Jennings [Link] With 75 appearances on the nationally syndicated game show Jeopardy, Ken Jennings earned $2,520,700.00. Jennings had taken to drafting his name in a myriad of styles and changed the appearance of his name for every game.
• Laundry Rug [Link] For the efficient slacker.

Twisted Images & Galleries

• Look at these dolls [Link] Here's my favourite [Link] Dude, what a spooky little thing.
• Knitted Winter Masks [Link] That first picture disturbs me because the kid wearing it could be a boy.
• the Creatures in my Head [Link] Illustration and artwork of funny looking creatures by Andrew Bell
• Mechanical Mirage [Link] Surrealistic Digital Portraits by Almacan
• Horrific suicide scene, he jumped and theres guts everywhere. Witness facial reactions are terrible. [Link]
• Happy bunny [Link]
• Soda Pop Girl [Link] she looks so cute.
• The First-ever Fantabulous Foolishest Face Fest* [Link] *For Freedom
• Empty TP roll message [Link]
• HTML tattoo [Link]
• Skeletal Systems [Link] The skeletons of cartoon characters. Pikachu is there too.
• A World of Invisibilia [Link] These pictures are simple enough: the people in the photos have been digitally removed and replaced with drawings.
• Undercover Camel EXPOSED! [Link]

Santa Claus is Coming to Town:

• Dave Barry's Gift Guide [Link] There is no hesitation to post this. None. Hehehehe, there's a real bun warmer in there. To be used near a campfire.
• Christmas Cartoonz [Link] Some are rather offensive... but what can I say?
• Sober Santa 2 [Link] Stay away from the train tracks, I got 327.
• Tree Decorating 101 [Link] Your Instructors on how to assemble and decorate a Christmas tree are Iris and Fern - 2 fluffy tailed kitty sisters!

fin.