My bookmarks file looks too cumbersome to sort through for some entertaining links, so I'm going to post some memes - D.


either leave your answers or a link to your webpage with your responses.

Would you rather:
1. all your toenails rot and fall off OR grow a thick, bushy coat of back hair?
2. have the psychic ability to hear other people's thoughts but be unable to turn it off OR the psychic ability to transmit your thoughts to everyone within a mile, but again you can't turn it off?
3. watch richard simmons and susan powter get it on OR oprah and dr. phil?
4. find a cure for cancer, but be ridiculed for it for 20 years before it was accepted OR find a cure for cancer and be considered a hero for 5 years, only for the public to find out it was a hoax

My answers:

1. Toenails. Who needs 'em?
2. Hear. Definitely. Leverage would be hard to come by if they could tell what I was thinking.
3. Dick and Sue. But... who's the man?
4. 20 for sure. That would so them. THAT WOULD SHOW YOU ALL!!!

What's the big idea:
With your license to kill; who would be first?
That obsessive cleaning person at McDonald's restaurants. You need to lay off of the bleach and STOP FOLLOWING MY SHOEPRINTS ON THE FLOOR!!! I'M STILL STANDING THERE DAMMIT!


And from Blogger Seeds [link]

Start with a warm day and add some high humidity! Throw in thundershowers in the evening and you have a typical Michigan summer day. What's the weather like in your neighborhood?

It's partly cloudy with a light breeze and gallons of dew everywher in the morning.

Okay, I give up, no more - HAHA!! Later!

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I had a call at my desk and it was a simple question, but I was the wrong person to answer it. So I told the woman who called "I'm sorry, I don't handle that. I'll transfer you to the correct person." "Okay," she said and I pressed the Transfer button once... twice... three and four times but it wasn't working.

I momentarily paused, quickly going through the emotions of confusion, discovery, anger, frustration and humbleness. Having no other choice, I told her "I'm sorry, my transfer button isn't working at the moment, please call back and ask for this extension ####" "Oh... okay, thank you." "Bye." "Bye."

Damn, I hate feeling like an idiot and being polite at the same time. I feel so much more natural growling and grimacing at the call display.

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