Hmm... Sounds like something Beaker used to say [Link] (Omigod that's disturbing... there's a link on that page to "Dress Miss Piggy")

Your conscience never stops you from doing anything.
It just stops you from enjoying it.

Meme: Just Friends?
Answers by my friend Amanda:

1. Do you believe that a guy and a girl can be just friends?
yes
2. Do you have more guy friends than girl friends?
kinda
3. Do you get along better with guys or girls?
both
4. Have you ever fallen for a friend?
maybe
5. Is your best friend a guy or a girl?
both, I've got two best friends

Hartley's First Law:
You can lead a horse to water, but if you can get him
to float on his back, you've got something.

oooOOOooo... scary.
On my way home on a dark, overcast night I happen to look at my apartment building from afar. The front door is open and the foyer light is on. It immediately reminds me of the door from the original Twilight Zone... This kinda freaked me out cuz... well... I'm easily spooked when I'm sleepy and have had a few beers.

Links on the subject of The Twilight Zone, television and radio, old & new series: [Link] [Link] [Link] [Link] [Link]

strong>My Usual Self-Questionnaire.
What's playing? Static-X - The Only [Link] [Link]
What was the last TV show or movie you watched? The Simpsons [Link]
What was the last thing you complained about? The Simpsons are rarely on when I watch. The seaon finale is even this weekend on sunday.
Who was the last person you complimented and what did you say? I'm glad The Simpsons is on. Yay CBC. [Link]
What was the last thing you threw away? Dinner scraps. Bones and skin from boiled chicken. Mmmm... chickennn...
How am I feeling? Why? Mmmm... chickennn...
Complete this: "The Weather Is..." Rainy. Cloudy. Dreary. But I'm not letting that get me down. I'm going out to play in the rain later on with a fishing rod, a lure, and try and get a fish to play with me.

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Just follow the instructions and put your name in the comments box. Thanx!

This only takes a minute. Please don't be a bore and ruin it. Send it onto everyone you know including the person that sent it to you.

Take that rez name and have a ceremony.... Follow the instructions to find your new name. Once you have your new name, put it in the Subject box and forward it to friends and family and co-workers. Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you, so they know you participated.

Thee following in an excerpt from a children's book,"Captain Underpants. And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey.

The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

The third letter of your first name to determine your new first name. a = Bad c = Honey Girl d = Sonny Girl e = Pro-peesha f = Guadalupe g = Margareet h = Ju-Ju i = Chim-chim j = Tanka k = Vandalia l = Kurtie m = Bumqueesha n = Zoochie o = Chompy p = Alowish q = Slim r = Lupita s = FALEESHA t = Fondalia u = Mogadeesha v = Laqueefa w = Shawnie x = Rhoda y = Chi-Chi z = Lachica

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name: a = Ten b = Spotted c = Windy d = Walking e = Fancy f = Dancing g = Running h = Stink i = Crazy j = Loose k = Purple l = Wandering m = Staggering n = Choppy o = Whispering p = White q = Jealous r = Sad s = Knocking t = Arogant u = Pickled v = Quivering w = Misunderstood x = Stinky y = Ronchy z = Weeping

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name: a = Eagle plume b = Shawl dancer c = Weasel tail d = Husky bear e = Eagle staff f = Porqupine quill g = Horse tail h = Crusted Beak i = Cheezy lips j = Weasel Bear k = Laughing Circle l = Pumpkin seed m = Tail Feather n = Turtle dove o = Bushy face woman p = Dancing praire dog q = Quivering ghost bear r = Spotted horn s = Turtle horse t = peach u = turtle horn v = Peach feather w = Cat dog x = With a fist y = With a stick z = spotted dove

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-Perfect- You're the perfect girlfriend. Which
means you're rare or that you cheated :P You're
the kind of chick that can hang out with your
boyfriend's friends and be silly. You don't
care about presents or about going to fancy
placed. Hell, just hang out. You're just happy
being around your boyfriend.


What Kind of Girlfriend Are You?
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This is me. What are you Dave? *smirk*

lol...Oh kay no really.


You're a Garbage Pail Kid!! You're dirty, foul,
disgusting, and wrong. But you're still funny
as hell.


What childhood toy from the 80s are you?
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• The TICK! [Link] You're going sane in a CRAZY world!
• The Down Low Glow [Link] Neon Lights for Bikes. So nerdy it's cool.
• Cannot Find Server [Link] See that hammer? You know what to do! You'll need Flash
• Magic Eye Image [Link] Mary Jane. Bud. Waccy Tobaccy. You get the idea.
• The Dictionary of Mountain Bike Slang [Link] Someone shoot me if you hear me uttering any of these phrases for any of the purposes listed here.
• 11 Rules of Work Etiquette For My Idiot Boss [Link] 'Nuff sed.

My Usual Self-Questionnaire.
What's playing? SoulFly - Fly High [Link] [Link]
What was the last TV show or movie you watched? Um... Internet TV... I forget what it was but it was quite undistinguishable from insanity.
What was the last thing you complained about? My niece took off without telling us where she went last night.
Who was the last person you complimented and what did you say? My other niece for being so concerned about her sister.
What was the last thing you threw away? Hmm... a couple packets of equal for my morning tea. [Link]
How am I feeling? Why? Well... usually I don't agree with the salutation "good morning," but right now, I would.
Complete this: "The Weather Is..." Looks to be a good day. Sunny, warm, not too windy. I think I may go for another bike ride after work again today.

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(either leave your answers or a link to your webpage with your responses.)

Would you rather:
1. while visiting new york city, fall from the 4th floor of a building OR get hit by a bicycle messenger?
2. kiss somebody with severe chapped lips OR eat lunch next to somebody picking a scab on their arm?
3. live next door to a registered sex offender OR a recently released murderer?
4. always talk like your nose is stuffed up OR talk with a lisp?

Dave's answers:

1. I'd take the bike messenger every time. I barely survived a third floor jump before. On a dare. At least I got the fifty bucks.
2. The first one... Because I can fix it with the chapstick I usually carry for my own chapped lips.
3. Ooo... good question. I say let the cards fall where they may because I can move quite quickly. I'm like a professional mover. I can relocate easier than a packrat with a dump truck.
4. Lisp. It sounds like fun.

In case of injury contact your supervisor immediately.
(S)he will kiss it better.

Oh... My... God.. This is so good it's bad: EVILURL [Link]

Get an evil URL! http://evilurl.com/HELLBURGERpuke now points to: http://davidmorris.myknet.org

"As HELLBURGERpuke by Dave?" Um... no.

Do not use if you're not legally allowed to see lots and LOTS of swear words.

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Earlier I indicated that I'd post some pics of my bike ride with every intention of doing so. I left for my ride with my camera, extra batteries, a notepad, my pen, my CD Player and my poor, sore legs. As I biked across town, happily I might add, towards the highway and Umfreville Trail I wondered what I'd photograph that I hadn't already photographed before. Where would I find something, anything, original? I dismissed the negative thoughts and rode on.

As I rode leisurely towards Frog Rapids Bridge I let my mind wander, exploring possible ideas when I finally decided that I'd take photographs of the entire trail as I rode back. I took 44 pictures and posted them on Fortune City. But before you click on the link, be warned that it's a 2.04 megabyte download. Not long on my cable connection, but hell on 56k modems. It's okay on office LAN's but I don't think this blog is very safe for work-time viewing as I include a lot of time-wasting material on here.



Ride Mini-Diary:
1 - I'm glad I brought extra batteries for the camera. I'm not sure how long these ones will last.
2 - I'm glad I brought my CD Player, the passing cars aren't very entertaining to listen to. *VRRROOOOoooooomm....* *momentary silence before the next vehicle comes*
3 - Heheh, dogs sure get quite spooked when they don't notice you've rode up right behind them. "That's two dog years off your life 'Poochy!' OMIGOD! What is that? HAHAHA I scared the POO out of him! HAHAHAHAHAHAA...."
4 - I just passed my cousin Eartha. I looked like she's just starting so I said "HAAAAaaaa... BEATchyaaa!" She liked that little joke. I think I'll e-mail her this link tommorrow at work. She'll enjoy the pictures.

Leave any comments you like, but nothing about me possibly being an obsessive compulsive. That's SO unoriginal. I once heard some guy took a picture every thirty seconds for a whole twenty-four hours! That's 2880 pictures! I only took picutres for less than five kilometres.

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I was thinking about updating my about page and trying more ideas I've had when I realised I'm completely addicted to blogging. It's as bad as my writing and drawing obsessions when I was a teenager. I'd write and draw anything and everything anywhere. They never could stay in their designated notebooks or sketchpads as I would have liked them to do. They appeared in my school notes, on margins of books I read and even (I'm ashamed to say) as grafitti. Hmm...
At least it's making for a pretty good blog.
Would this count as performance art? Or literature? A mix of both?

What's playing? Audioslave - Like a Stone [Link] [Link]
What was the last TV show or movie you watched? Um... dunno.
What was the last thing you complained about? Um... dunno.
Who was the last person you complimented and what did you say? "Nice going" to a coworker discovering new on-the-job talents.
What was the last thing you threw away? Banana peel, an after-work snack before I head out for a bike ride. I'm taking my camera and will post a couple pix later tonight.
How am I feeling? Why? Good. I had a good day at work and this good day keeps on keepin' on.
Complete this: "The Weather Is..." Sunny with a bit of wind.

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I've been meaning to post this for quite some time now.

The Myknet.org user list, sorted by first name. The entire list. Over 8000 of them, 1 of them me.Sorted by first name by letter, alphabetically: a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z Or by last name: The entire list: or by letter: a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z
And then, there's this neat little list, the last updated list.

That took me a long time...

A fanatic is one who can't change his mind
and won't change the subject. - Winston Churchill

Meme: Words don't come easy...
Answers by my friend Amanda:
1. What is your favorite letter of the alphabet?
eeeee (Canadian version of the American 'aaaaay')
2. What is your favorite word?
aye
3. Name a word that you associate with yourself!
ever sad
4. Make up your own word!
soweskachgago
5. Give an explanation to the just made-up word!
what?

How many computer cpu's does it take to execute a job?
4, 3 to hold it down and 1 to rip its head off.

Lowbrow Moment
So I was reading an online article about how television may "rewire" the brains of children, causing them to have shorter attention spans. "Interesting" I thought, as I exited the window after having only read the first few lines.

I think they might be right.

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I've been playing Onimusha 2 all morning. [Link] Hmm... I just searched for that link and only now found out how many cheat codes and walk-throughs there are. Hah... stupid me. I am so not a cheater... oh well. On I go into the darkness filled world of demons. Even Jubei's mom is a demon.

Yes I am a nerd!
My Blogger Code: B4 d t k+ s+ u-- f i- o x++ e l c

After years... I finally got my blogger code.

Linkfest: Okay, I've got a nice mix of TEN links here. Some high-brow, some low-brow, some smart, some dumb. Some gold, some... aluminum? Here goes:

• HOTEL: A Flash interactive tale [Link] You're this guy and you gotta do um... I didn't make it that far. Some parts are trippy.
• How to read a poem out loud [Link] By Poetry 180. I've heard poems be verbally mangled before. I've tried to instruct the manglers, but in the end it's left me wanting to mangle them.
• Bonsai Kitten [Link] What? Don't frown at me like that, at least I got the joke! Don't be so gullible.
• 100 Ways to Live Forever [Link] From Men's Health Online Magazine.
• 1degrees.com [Link] Interactive community for teens and twenty-somethings.
• The Men Commandments [Link] 37 rules of conduct. "Or you're out of the man club" heheh.
• Panda Golf [Link] You'll need flash.
• ball on string [Link] For the easily amused. A flash ball on a flash string. Oh, and you'll need flash.
• Future Me dot org [Link] From their about page: here's the story: two fellas started this so that you could write yourself a letter to be delivered at a later date. This is the website to do just that.
• Shoulder Riding Club [Link] Are you a female stuck in a crowd and can't see the event? Find a man in this club and ride his shoulders.

My Usual Self-Questionnaire.
What's playing? Metallica - My Friend of Misery
What was the last TV show or movie you watched? Top Tens on Discovery. The show's list was technological disasters.
What was the last thing you complained about? Yesterday's hangover and tiredness.
Who was the last person you complimented and what did you say? I don't remember... was too tired to notice anything not directly in front of me.
What was the last thing you threw away? Gum wrapper.
How am I feeling? Why? Bored-ish. I plan to fix that with this post and some other stuff later on.
Complete this: "The Weather Is..." Sunny.. .looks too freaking bright to go out from my shadowy room. Oh yeah, almost all that snow that fell a few days ago is almost gone. The sun is melting it like butter on a hot pan.

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