I was driving through miles and miles of nothing but miles and miles. It was central Texas and thank heavens for over-sized air conditioners.

A buzzard was chomping on roadkill up ahead. I figured it would fly off as I approached. It did not lift off until I was almost on top of it.

The bird hit the windshield post right in front of me as I slammed on the brakes. When I stopped I realized that the damn thing had done a shoulder roll over my car and was gliding into the shade under a lone tree. It landed, turned around and stared at me.

Just my luck to have run into a stunt buzzard.

My Usual Self-Questionnaire.
What's playing? Korn - Everything I've Known - I've got their latest CD playing.
What was the last TV show you watched? I was flipping between Ride Guide and Darkness Falls
What was the last thing you complained about? Uhhh.. I dunno.
Who was the last person you complimented and what did you say? Uhhh.. I dunno.
What was the last thing you threw away? Empty envelope.
How am I feeling? Why? I'm procrastinating doing stuff so... mildly guilty.
Website Reco? The Do-It-Yourself Deity [Link] What is God? In an attempt to resolve any disagreement surrounding the meaning of the word "God", TPM has assembled a crack team of "metaphysical engineers" who have devised a new computer-modelling virtual environment in which to test the plausibility of different conceptions of God. I got a 1.0. by picking only "The Creator," "Perfectly Free" and "A Personal God" Heheheh, go NDN faith.

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I think today is gonna be an annoying one. Time will tell.

Look what I got:

God is really only another artist.
He invented the giraffe, the elephant and the cat.
He has no real style, He just goes on trying other things.
- Pablo Picasso

Beware of pun.

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him . (Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good)... A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

My Usual Self-Questionnaire.
What's playing? The Dogs D'amour - Gypsy Blood
What was the last TV show you watched? See previous post.
What was the last thing you complained about? Today's gonna be annoying. I'm really dreading today.
Who was the last person you complimented and what did you say? Uhhh...
What was the last thing you threw away? Uhhh...
How am I feeling? Why? Uhhh...
Website Reco? Mean Kitty [Link] You think furballs from hell-I MEAN cats are all cute and lovey dovey? You're wrong, and here's the proof.

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I was driving through miles and miles of nothing but miles and miles. It was central Texas and thank heavens for over-sized air conditioners.

A buzzard was chomping on roadkill up ahead. I figured it would fly off as I approached. It did not lift off until I was almost on top of it.

The bird hit the windshield post right in front of me as I slammed on the brakes. When I stopped I realized that the damn thing had done a shoulder roll over my car and was gliding into the shade under a lone tree. It landed, turned around and stared at me.

Just my luck to have run into a stunt buzzard.

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I am Dr. Herbert West, from "Reanimator."
I'm right. You're wrong.


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Sign on back of Amish carriage: "Energy efficient vehicle:
Runs on oats and grass.
Caution: Do not step in the exhaust."

Wouldn't it be the end of the world if clerks all over the earth started, like, a clerk exchange program?

That would really screw things up, I mean, imagine the conversations:

Location: Convenience store in England, with an american homophobe clerk.

Customer: "Say chap, gimme a fag."

Clerk: "You're a fag."

Customer: "No, a 'fag' is a cigarette."

Clerk: "You're a cigarette."

Me in the corner, giggling: "It's the end of the world as we know it...."

You worry too much about your job.
Stop it.
You are not paid enough to worry.

A Fire Dragon - u like to burn things alot. It not
that u hate people It's just that u like 2
watch them run while there head is on fire.
*Writer "Just like Me mwahaha....!"*


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My Usual Self-Questionnaire.
What's playing? Disturbed - Down With The Sickness
What was the last TV show you watched? I watched a bit of Extreme Elimination Challenge
What was the last thing you complained about? It was over
Who was the last person you complimented and what did you say? The voice Kenny Blankenship has good delivery
What was the last thing you threw away? Ice cream cup of a flurry.
How am I feeling? Why? Okay, but I see to be catching cold again. The glands in my neck are swelled a little and my nise is stuffed.
Website Reco? My Bad Art Year [Link] This guy posts a drawing everyday. Some of them are pure gold. I wonder if I should do this? Nah, where would I host the pics? Knet won't give me that much space and neither will my ISP. DAMMIT...

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Veni; Vidi; Vici. -- I came; I saw; I conquered.

Veni; Vidi; Video. -- I came; I saw; I got it on tape.

Veni; Vidi; Vito. -- I came; I saw; I paid my loan shark.

Veni; Vidi; Velcro. -- I came; I saw; I stuck around.

Veni; Vidi; Visa. -- I came; I saw; I shopped.

Veni; Vidi; Peachy. -- I came; I saw; I felt really keen.

Veni; vidi; VD. -- I came; I saw; I cankered.

Veni; vidi; Reachy. -- I came; I saw; I reached for a few puns.

Veni; vidi; Vacuui. -- I came; I saw; I left.

Alimony is a system by which when two people make a mistake,
one of them keeps paying for it.

Death Machine - You are a killer robot. You are
often the leader of an army of similar robots
employed by evil masterminds and greedy
tyrants.


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Your future occupation by meteoric
Your name
Your future occupation	Writer
Yearly income	$781,524
Hours per week you work	82
Education	Local college graduate
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100% your a pure nerd but chin up you'll
succeed;}Listen who cares you'll make more
money than everyone else plus i they make fun
of you it's becasue thier jelous of your
mind.Oh!yeah the definition of geek is people
who stand out from the crowd.


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Okay, only two more quizzes left to post in my notes.txt file, then no more for a while.

So far as I can remember, there is not one word
in the Gospels in praise of intelligence. - Bertrand Russell

Lowbrow Moment

It's 4am again, and I'm bleary-eyed, plotting how to avoid sleep and how I shall waste the many hours that separate me from tomorrow.

My skills at avoiding the inevitable are unparalled.

God, I wish I was drunk.

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My Usual Self-Questionnaire.
What's playing? Orgy - Stitches
What was the last TV show you watched? I watched a bit of Murder, She Wrote.
What was the last thing you complained about? The On-Call worker woke me up with a phone call, I was too lazy to go straight back to bed so I sat up watching tv a bit and complained how I wanted more sleep. Oh well, I'm ready for today anyway.
Who was the last person you complimented and what did you say? I complimented her on tying up every last string.
What was the last thing you threw away? Equal sweetener packets for my tea.
How am I feeling? Why? I'm waking up, breakfast was good and this tea tastes awesome right now. I think I had a bad case of morning breath.
Website Reco? Get a DOOR for your CUBICLE! [Link] Just a pull-out screen door for cubicles. They also sell little lights that say "busy" when you turn it on by pressing on it. Eerily reminiscent of a truck screen and touch light.

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"He who knows not and knows not that he knows not is a fool
- avoid him!
He who knows and knows not that he knows is asleep
- waken him!
He who knows not and knows that he knows not wants a beating
- beat him!
But he who knows and knows that he knows is a wise man
- know him."

"Sometimes I simply feel that the whole world is a cigarette
and I'm the only ashtray."

Lowbrow Moment:

I'm in a fight with my Rice Crispies right now... i distinctly heard "Snap, Crackle, F*ck You."

Whats does your personality rate from 1-10? by morning_prayer
Your first full name
Your personality rates a	nine =)
your best quality is	you dont follow the crowd
your worst quality is	you want what you cant have
this is because	you are who you are
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You are Ruby! You give a whole new meaning to the
term 'Silky Terror' (Woops, I mean
'Terrier'...). You have a spunky, fun to be
around attitude, but getting on your bad side
can be bad -to say the least. You offer your
opinion about everything, even when it's not
wanted, but we love you anyway, mainly for your
adorable looks.


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What Makes You Sexy? by eva71
Name/NickName
Gender
Sexy Body Part Is	Your Ass
Special Talents Are	Nibbling
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It has been observed that one's nose is never so happy as
when it is thrust into the affairs of another, from which
some physiologists have drawn the inference that the nose is devoid
of the sense of smell. - Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

My Usual Self-Questionnaire.
What's playing? Powerman 5000 - Automatic
What was the last TV show you watched? Dead Like Me, episode 3... I think it was entitled "Dead Girl Walking"
What was the last thing you complained about? Don't remember. Not sure I did complain about anything today.
Who was the last person you complimented and what did you say? "Thanks dude," to my friend for bringing me a beer, last night.
What was the last thing you threw away? Pop can.
How am I feeling? Why? Good.
Website Reco? Smart@$$#$ Online [Link] We're Smart. We're @$$#$. We're Online. 'Nuff said? I'm definitely not going for one of their awards, there's too much work involved. I haven't even joined their chatroom yet. I'm sure I can earn an honourable mention somewhere in there.

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