• Google Hacks [Link] Without doubt, Google is the most useful website on the Internet. This is scary, considering that Google is a company and that power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely. It would be far preferable if some kind of... Just click and read the rest over there.


• TextArc, the alternative way to view test [Link] A TextArc is a visual represention of a text—the entire text (twice!) on a single page. A funny combination of an index, concordance, and summary; it uses the viewer's eye to help uncover meaning.


• Ten Thousand Dreams Interpreted [Link] What's in a dream, a scientific and practical exposition.


• Dr. Toast's Tasty Toast Recipes [Link] Toast of all kinds... for the toast and coffee bachelor who doesn't know how to cook. I guess this is where you start learning.


• Readability Scores for Web pages and MS Word files [Link] Just upload your file or enter your URL and get a score back. Here's mine, just be sure to read the explanation of the scores to understand it all.


• The Cartoon Guide To Genetics [Link] "A Soft Approach to Hard Science"


• Movie star caricatures [Link] Very... accurate.


• What the? [Link] WHAT IS THAT?!?!?!?!

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Pagan Hierarchy Don't ask, just look.

My Usual Self-Questionnaire.
What's playing? Soil - Halo
What was the last TV show you watched? I dunno..
What was the last thing you complained about? Boredom.
Who was the last person you complimented and what did you say? Can't say on this youth-oriented server.
What was the last thing you threw away? Dust, I cleaned out my old computer.
What was the last website (besides this one) that you visited? That image I linked to up above
How am I feeling? Why? Bored.
Website Reco? Pull out of my @$$ dot com [Link] Not much to see.

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"Deer Season: Bragging Rights"

Sitting with my wife in a sorry little country bar with a bunch of sorry big rednecks bragging about their deer-hunting skills.

RN1: "I got me a 10-pointer and a doe this year!"

It goes on ad nauseum. Fuck this.

Me: "My wife here has already bagged three deer this season, and she's gunnin' for more."

My tiny 4'10" wife grabs my arm and tells me to shush. No way.

Me: "She doesn't even bother with a hunting license - she just kills them. Gets away with it, too -- our freezer is bursting with venison."

Rednecks look at her. She weighs about 105 lb. She's starting to get into it.

RN2: "Three deer? What does she use? A rifle? That's illegal!"

Me: "No, she kills them with a dart."

Annie snorts beer out of her nostrils and doubles up. She knows where I'm going.

RN3: "You mean like a blow gun? With that poison ... eh ... curry on it?"

Me: "No. Look out the window! See that Dart out there? The '73 Dodge Dart with the bashed-in front?"

Like the ski resort of girls looking for husbands and
husbands looking for girls, the situation is not as
symmetrical as it might seem. - Alan McKay

Karate - Karate literally means 'open hand.' It is
the art of those who already have the kind of
self-control and dedication that most athletes
have. It is fast-paced and very tournament
oriented, though not the most competetive
style. You can take it at any age and still
acheive, and you will be treated well as long
as you work hard.


- Which Martial Art is Best For you? -
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What would your Anime life be like? by hearthlight
Name:
Gender:
Your looks:	Short silver hair.
Your best friend:	Friend? You're the Dark Loner.
Your powers:	Shape-shifting.
Your beloved:	Love is for the weak.
Your occupation:	Warrior for good.
Your ending:	Very, very funny.
Created with quill18's MemeGen 3.0!

Mercury - You are fast, sharp, and fiery. Never out
the loop and usually ahead of the game, you
never let anything tie you down. YOu do what
your heart tells you and nothing else.


- What Planet Are You From? -
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Become a God or Goddess. by zerogirl
Name:
God/Goddess of	Darkness
Element:	Lightning
Animal Companion:	Crow
Weak against	Cold
Weapon:	Two handed sword
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You belong in the anime soul taker u feel the world
is aginst u and u only have one to care for or
u are unsure of urself and put a tough face on
and really have a nice heart


Anima show u belong in
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What an endearing little quiz... only half right though.

My Usual Self-Questionnaire.
What's playing? Metallica - Nothing Else Matters
What was the last TV show you watched? Fairy Oddparents with my nieces. Funny episode.
What was the last thing you complained about? Asked my niece to stop whining.
Who was the last person you complimented and what did you say? My niece was drawing earlier, she made a nice esquestrian riding over a hedge.
What was the last thing you threw away? Empty roll of transparent tape.
What was the last website (besides this one) that you visited? Lowbrow.com... I'm always reloading there.
How am I feeling? Why? Pretty good. It's a nice cool day, the sun was out... and I was in bed for most of it. I had an exhausting wednesday and thursday.
Website Reco? Balls. [Link] Trippy! I wish I could project this onto walls at parties.

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Hiccup.

My Usual Self-Questionnaire.
What's playing? Futurama - Bender Boxing
What was the last TV show you watched? Futurama - Bender Boxing
What was the last thing you complained about? Futurama - Crimes Of The Hot was over!
Who was the last person you complimented and what did you say? Futurama - Crimes Of The Hot is awesome!
What was the last thing you threw away? I dunno...
What was the last website (besides this one) that you visited? I dunno...
How am I feeling? Why? Drunky Funky.
Website Reco? I dunno.... go find some Futurama fan sites or something.

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1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It.

2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
Tame Way, Unique Up On It.

3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
They Take The Psycho Path

4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It.

5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
Dam!

6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
Polaroids

7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
A Stick.

8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
Nacho Cheese.

9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.

10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
Quatro Sinko..

11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
Spoiled Milk..

12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
Frostbite.

13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
A Nervous Wreck.

14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
Anyone Can Roast Beef.

15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
Right Where You Left Him.

16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because They Have Big Fingers.

17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
Because It Scares The Dog.

18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
Sanka.

19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?
The Location Of The Dirt Bag.

20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.

21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!
A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.

22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?
Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer

My Usual Self-Questionnaire.
What's playing? Megadeth - Hangar 18
What was the last TV show you watched? Oblivious, last night.
What was the last thing you complained about? Being tired while watching Oblivious
Who was the last person you complimented and what did you say? "Cool, dude, thanks, you're the best" My friend brought me a beer from the case.
What was the last thing you threw away? Snot-rag. I cleared out my nose just a moment ago.
What was the last website (besides this one) that you visited? Canoe.ca, reading some news
How am I feeling? Why? Apprehensive, I don't wanna go to work today! WAAAH!!
Website Reco? Contentious Weblog [Link] Sick of Registering to Read the News? This provides a username and password to get in without registering - FREE THE PRESSES!!!

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Had a tiny Asian woman for a math prof. my freshman year. We spent a lot of time talking about percentages. She had a thick accent.

"If you flip coin, no matter the times, always you had fifty percent chance to get head."

I muttered to the guy in front of me, "Well, if that thought doesn't pick your day up, I don't know what will."

A cop pulled me over.
I was below the limit, driving properly;
using my turn signals and had no broken lights or anything.
Apparantly he had issues with me doing all that
on the sidewalk.

What will your last words be? by cum_on_bitch
Your LJ username
Your real name
Your sex
Your age
Your last words will be...	"this pain it'll go away soon, right?"
Created with quill18's MemeGen 3.0!

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You are a ghost. You sift incessantly throughout
dreams and in vain intervene. You seem
imprisoned in dream portals and seek to wait
and waste time being the


~~~~~~~What Dream Entity are you?~~~~~~~
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Hark at you! You're a true ring-leader!


. ARE YOU A SHEEP OR A RINGLEADER ???.
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You are a Warrior King. You are a leader of
warriors, but not armies - people, but not
nations. You are not a king because you want to
be. Older and experienced in countless ways,
you are knowledgable and a teacher of
invaluable resource. Your glory days, though
not over, certainly were brighter in younger
days. You are devoted, loving, and wise. You
will more than likely die in battle.


- What kind of Warrior are you? -
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Why would I die in a horror movie? by toxicninja
Name
Age
Gender
Killed by	knifed in the head
Killed because	you're a jock
Created with quill18's MemeGen 3.0!

My Usual Self-Questionnaire.
What's playing? Megadeth "Anarchy In The UK" Cover of The Sex Pistols song.
What was the last TV show you watched? I watched a few minutes of Everybody Love's Raymond during supper.
What was the last thing you complained about? Steak is hard to brush out of my teeth.
Who was the last person you complimented and what did you say? Well, it didn't work out so well. I complimented a woman about the sparkly stuff in her hair. She said it was her grey hairs. Oops.
What was the last thing you threw away? An old printer ink cartridge.
What was the last website (besides this one) that you visited? My Wall, I was replying to a few comments. People leave me messages there.
How am I feeling? Why? Pretty good, I printed off another rasterized image with my new ink
Website Reco? Abcde... Whatever... The World's Longest E-Mail Address [Link] It's so long that:

• Some forms are unable to read your address
• Some e-mail software cannot be configured
• People have a hard time typing in your address
• Companies think your address is fake
• It's the world's longest e-mail address on Earth!

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I was bored and did a whole bunch of quizzes... I saved the results too. Here's some of them:

Happy Deathday!
Your name:	Spook
You will die on:	Monday, April 22, 2019
You will die of:	Ritual Sacrifice
Username:
Created by Quill

(Sounds like I have a fun time in store for me.)

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Apu. Your the most rounded person in the group.
You are the average, the norm, your hindu, but
that represents the averageness of diversity.
Grab a 3 month hot dog and relax being NORMAL.


What Simpsons Character Are You?
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How long do I last in bed? by DesideroAmor
Real Name
Birthdate (MM/DD/YY)
Favorite Color
Gender
Hours	2
Minutes	52
Created with quill18's MemeGen 3.0!

(WOOOOHOOO!!!)

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You are the Lone Wolf.
*~What member of the wolf pack are you?~*
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Here's something from the Harry Potter universe.


CONGRATULATIONS!
You have been Sorted into Ravenclaw. Now report to
http://mgckalhrizn.conforums.com to be places
in your house.


* * * Magic Horizon's Sorting Ceremony * * *
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I think I was sorted into Ravenclaw on another sorting ceremony... let me find it

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Ravenclaw! You are busy, really intelligent,
friendly and able to learn everything!


In what house of Hogwarts are you?
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Okay, that's enough for now. More will come in the future.

My Usual Self-Questionnaire.
What's playing? Limblifter "Wake Up To The Sun"
What was the last TV show you watched? Home Improvement. Tim The Toolman Taylor is funny.
What was the last thing you complained about? Is it 4 o'clock yeeeet? Awww...
Who was the last person you complimented and what did you say? A coworker's daughter whose name I cannot remember at the moment, I was thinking about her a few moments ago too... damn.. what was her name? Anyway, I told her she had nice eyes when she was fishing for a comment about her hair. Then as she was walking away I finally added "nice dreads girl." We looked at each other and traded knowing smiles.
What was the last thing you threw away? Gum wrapper with chewed gum in it.
What was the last website (besides this one) that you visited? CKDR.net, I was checking local news earlier.
How am I feeling? Why? My head hurts, I tighted a dreadlock too much (ow =^( ) and so I had to do something about it... I untangled it, but it was weaved in at the bottom with another smaller dreadlock. So in the end, I had completely untangled two dreadlocks to relieve the pressure of the intense pain I was in. It took about 45 minutes to do it. AND THEN!!!! I turned the loose hair into three brand spankin' new dreadlocks. That took another 25 minutes. Damn, my arms were tired and my scalp is still sore. It will probably continue for another day or so.
Website Reco? Random TV (dot org) [Link] Because surfing the web is like having 1,000,000 channels. It's just a picture of a tv on the page and it plays clips.

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I think I need to add more or different questions to my questionnaire. What do you think? I'll tell you what you think: you think that would be a good idea because I usually post links anyway and that more questions, especially offbeat ones would be a good idea and a thought-provoking vehicle.

Okay... possible new questions:

What was the last TV show you watched?
What was the last thing you complained about?
Who was the last person you complimented and what did you say?
What was the last thing you threw away?
What was the last website (besides this one) that you visited?

The Current Mood of The Internet:
(I have no idea how that will look after I've posted it)

I found that at imood.com [Link] They're mood indicators. It's exhausting thinking about how I feel when I post and could very well replace my "How am I feeling? Why?" question on my usual questionnaire. It should put an added little spin on my posting practices. Gotta keep it interesting!

Hmm... after a little more surfing it doesn't seem like I'll be doing that for every post. Ah screw it, I'm not gonna do it.

Right now Dave is:

I'll just leave that there, heh-heh. When I was trying out the service I put in "curious" then after I figured everything out and realised it wasn't what I wanted, I put the above emoticon in. Another idea crushed. Oh well, the questions are still something to think about and the mood of The Internet is still a nice lil gadget.

My Usual Self-Questionnaire.
What's playing? Godsmack "Make Me Believe"
How am I feeling? Why? Tiredish
Website Reco? Danny Gregory: Journal Pages [Link] This guy has his own blog, except it's scanned pages of his hardcopy journal. I did this once... lasted six entries because at the time, all I had on my mind was very pinpointed social issues regarding my social, mental and political environments at the time. I was an angry teen, that's all.

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• Wall Taping Gallery [Link] When I was in high school, we had this one day where we would duct tape a teacher to a wall.


• Track a polar bear [Link] WWF put radio transmitting collars on two polar bears in the arctic. You can see where they are by viewing a real-time generated image file.


• What are the odds of dying? [Link] I think the scariest one on here would be "Complications of medical and surgical care and sequelae." It had 3,021 deaths.


• Molested Cars [Link] So what is a molested car? Basically it has been modified in ways that do not enhance the vehicle in any way.


• Experience the one-of-a-kind recycled rubber fashion designs of Krijnie and Christa [Link] Something to cover up that birthday suit of yours.


• Find your spot [Link] Not your dog... find the best place for you to live.


• beatbox [Link] A tutorial website for making beats with only your mouth and vocal chords. It begins playing right away.


• SIRC Guide to Flirting [Link] Flirting is much more than just a bit of fun: it is a universal and essential aspect of human interaction. Anthropological research shows that flirting is to be found, in some form, in all cultures and societies around the world...


• Analemma [Link] If you took a picture of the Sun at the same time each day, would it remain in the same position? The answer is no, and the shape traced out by the Sun over the course of a year is called an analemma.


• Oxymoron List [Link] Now, then I'm almost done this short recess of links.

My Usual Self-Questionnaire.
What's playing? Faith No More songs: Epic, Helpless, Ashes to Ashes, Last Cup of Sorrow, Mout to Mouth.
How am I feeling? Why? Dazed and confused... turn the clock which way? Oh, right...
Website Reco? How to BURN your buddies! [Link] I saved this one for AFTER April Fool's day for obvious reasons. The e-mails I got for more pranks were plentiful.

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