You can make it illegal,
God is really only another artist.
Sign on back of Amish carriage: "Energy efficient vehicle: You worry too much about your job.
Alimony is a system by which when two people make a mistake, So far as I can remember, there is not one word
"Sometimes I simply feel that the whole world is a cigarette It has been observed that one's nose is never so happy as
Like the ski resort of girls looking for husbands and
A cop pulled me over.
(Sounds like I have a fun time in store for me.) (WOOOOHOOO!!!)
Okay, I used The Houston Chronicle's Custom Comic Page to build my own page of comics I think have "a bit of a twist" in them, if you know what I mean... Okay, that pun sucked. Anyway, the comics on the page are Beetle Baily, Ballard Street, Better Half, Bizzaro, Close To Home, Dilbert, Garfield, Heathcliff, Lockhorns, Mutts, Pardon My Planet, Speed Bump and Strange Brew. You're welcome.
Hmm, I should add that to my sidebar....
My Usual Self-Questionnaire.
What's playing? Collective Soul - Blame
What was the last TV show or movie you watched? I haven't watched tv since yesterday after work, even when I was bored out of my mind last evening.
Who was the last person you complimented and what did you say? Not fit to post here, but know that I was thoroughly impressed.
What was the last thing you threw away? $80.00 I gave to my brother.
How am I feeling? Why? I found out it wasn't the pedals on my bike that are bent... it's the crank shafts! So having that in the back of my mind is kind of pissing me off, but otherwise.... I'm doing okay. I'm just letting it slide. For now, but when it gets warm (it's cold today!) it's really gonna bug me cuz I'LL WANNA GO MOUNTAIN BIKING!
Website Reco? Wikipedia [Link] It's a human-edited encyclopedia! I think I may have posted this before, but I use it as a replacement for encyclopedia.com nowadays.
After I incoherently signed up for more Bravenet services in a drunken stupor... I'm left with three more services I have no idea what to do with except keep and integrate into my website here. I already have one person in my webring (he fell for it! who's next?) with hopefully more to come. Are you bravenet enough to sign up?
I also just spent the past half hour spreading this bravenet virus around my pages, adding to my sidebar and my two "About" pages here at Twisted. And I keep getting more ideas of what to do... I gotta write some of this down... later all!
Justwaitafreakinminutehere... I wanna thank Spring for linking me =D
I will reciprocate in a more appropriate manner in due time. I promise.
My Usual Self-Questionnaire.
What's playing? Live - Selling The Drama
What was the last TV show or movie you watched? The Simpsons.
What was the last thing you complained about? I was at a staff meeting this morning... so... I can't talk about it.
Who was the last person you complimented and what did you say? I told a coworker "thanks for reading my mind." She literally took the words right out of my mouth and spewed forth the dragon.
What was the last thing you threw away? Hmm... I dunno.
How am I feeling? Why? Okey dokey smokey, You?
Website Reco? Yakrider.com [Link] Meditations and reflections in Zen, Buddhism, Taoism, mystical religions, and early Christianity. They got poetry and a daily quote here.
Look what I got! I'll add all this stuff to the sidebar later on... I'm too drunk and tired right now... hmm... I guess I just needed some bottled courage to start a native webring...
Dave's "Aboriginal Website/Homepage Ring"
Ring Owner: dave Site: As Twisted By Dave
My buddy just told me this... we have had a bunch of bottles of beer already.
This guy in college or university or somewhere, in the US, came up with his thesis for his degree... He wanted to determined exactly what americans knew about canadians. One of the people he asked was one of his school's professors. I think he was a PHD and a bunch of other stuff.
His answer?
"Bad weather, good beer, live in igloos."
I take exception to his last answer, but otherwise it's all good!
THAT should keep you all busy for a while...
::: posted by Spook at Tuesday, April 27, 2004 | |
My Usual Self-Questionnaire.
What's playing? Linkin Park - In The End, DJ Krayziefrk Floating Remix
What was the last TV show or movie you watched? Funniest Animals. A wonderful program to watch whilst unwinding after a distracted day at work.
What was the last thing you threw away? Pop can.
How am I feeling? Why? Uh... bland?
Website Reco? KILL BILL [Link] THE GAME!!!
I've been playing this for the past twenty minutes. It's a pretty simple game (press left, right, up and down to slash at your attackers) but it's in Czech. So reading it is hard, but The Bride's movements and the gang members of Crazy 88s screams are quite self-explanatory. Hint: don't use down too much.. they defend against that quite easily.
These days I'm trying to decide which websites I regularly visit to add to my sidebar. I haven't gone to blografitti, halfbakery or gangsta name generator that much lately... I think I may add a subheading called "Stuff to do" for items like blografitti and gangsta name generator. In fact, I could probably go searching throughout my archives for stuff under here and put in a whole whackload of links. (If you don't know what a whackload is... go study semantics)
My Usual Self-Questionnaire.
What's playing? Johnny Gawd - Fall Down
What was the last TV show or movie you watched? Holes... a Disney Movie while I ate lunch/
What was the last thing you complained about? Still the same somebody.
Who was the last person you complimented and what did you say? Hmm.... I forget... I gave three compliments this morning and I just... can't recall...
What was the last thing you threw away? pulled staples at work. I was cleaning off my work area.
How am I feeling? Why? BURRRP.... lunch was good. (I'm content)
Website Reco? Dave Barry's Sunday columns [Link] I need to catch up on the past few weeks... I haven't been there in a month!
Dave> Has everyone been incapacitated by an unknown virus introduced into the world population in order to incapacitate internet users by slowing typing speed to a reallllly slow pace
Dave> ...or am I just lagged?
My Usual Self-Questionnaire.
What's playing? Jonathan Davis - Forsaken, for The Queen of The Damned Soundtrack, vocals by David Draiman of Disturbed
What was the last TV show or movie you watched? Master and Commander on DVD last night
What was the last thing you complained about? Somebody
Who was the last person you complimented and what did you say? No one yet.
What was the last thing you threw away? Banana peel... part of my healthy breakfast
How am I feeling? Why? Well my cold is starting to dissipate a little bit
Website Reco? Die Screaming With Sharp Things In Your Head!!! [Link] Impaled garden gnomes!! BWAH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA *choke* HAHAHA!!!
Mr GnomeMaker Says:
If you see a Garden Gnome,
pick it up and take it home.
Make sure it is really dead;
stick something sharp into its head.
See you next time, kiddies
Well I was right about it being a bad day. I gotta say I'm sorry for taking out some of my bad mood at my nieces. I was more strict with them earlier than I should have been. They had a long day at school too and I'm sure they were exhausted just like I was.
Anyway, my bad mood. I got in trouble today at work for not doing something. I was too busy to do it because I was overloaded with my own work. He didn't do his work completely anyway so I didn't take notice of what he really wanted done. And get this, I got in trouble by the guy who's supposed to fix those kinds of problems. The other side of the fence isn't fun, is it? Big shot.
I hope he doesn't go politicing over this... that's just low. I'll have to defend myself if he does.
My Usual Self-Questionnaire.
What's playing? Fiona Apple - Criminal
What was the last thing you complained about? Somebody.
Who was the last person you complimented and what did you say? Nobody. Everybody sucks today.
What was the last thing you threw away? Gum.
How am I feeling? Why? Screw you. Just read.
Website Reco? Custom Comics Page [Link] By The Houston Chronicle. It has a lot of choices, but has no archives for the comics. If you miss a day, you're out of luck, but otherwise it is a fine toy.
I woke up, staggered my half-awake, half-asleep, half-assed self to the washroom for a shower and a shave. Upon exiting the washroom I happened to look across the place and out the kitchen window... WHAT THE?!?!?!SNOW?!?!?!?
It's gonna be a bad day, I can tell.
{POST EDIT} I got this from Pebbles' blog.
I want everyone who reads this to ask me 3 questions, no more no less.
Ask me anything you want and I will answer.
Then I want you to go to your bloggers, copy and paste this allowing your friends (including myself) to ask you anything. Could be fun!
SUBJECT CHANGE!
I was commenting on a post over at anishaboy and the subject of an Ojibway blogger webring came up... Now... I'm kinda a mix of a few things (ojibway/cree/scottish) and anishaboy made a joke about calling it the O-ring (bad, huh?) I added Cree for OC-ring and then he said we should look for a Cherokee and a Kiowa.
C O C K ring. This guy's funny...
Hmm.
The notion of a native blogger webring is a pretty good idea. But this is the most work I'm gonna do for that idea... I'm too lazy. And I'll probably end up with a buttload of K-Netters anyway.
I want to get some of these out of my bookmarks file... there's too much!
Here's the lyrics to Eric Clapton's "Tears In Heaven"
Thanks for not suing me!
Would you know my name
If I saw you in heaven?
Would you feel the same
If I saw you in heaven?
I must be strong and carry on
'cause I know I don't belong here in heaven...
Would you hold my hand
If I saw you in heaven?
Would you help me stand
If I saw you in heaven?
I'll find my way through night and day
'cause I know I just can't stay here in heaven...
Time can bring you down, time can bend your knees
Time can break your heart, have you begging please...begging please
Beyond the door there's peace I'm sure
And I know there'll be no more tears in heaven...
Would you know my name
If I saw you in heaven?
Would you feel the same
If I saw you in heaven?
I must be strong and carry on
'cause I know I don't belong here in heaven...
I just came from a good bike ride. I journey took me past the Ed Ariano Overpass, Travel Information Centre, Umphreville walking trail, a few road detours, Frog Rapids Bridge and all the way back straight home. I had a nice ride except the walking trail was a bit busy so I decided to take several small detours down roads and up trails I knew about to get back to the walking trail. I was travelling down the walking trail quite fast, coming up behind a couple joggers so I turned off the trail into some some grass and before I could slow down I came to a small washed-out deepened ditch. It couldn't have been more than 40 centimetres wide so I jumped over it with my front tire and *THUD* my rear tire hit the far end of the wash-out. The combination of the impact and my bodyweight bent my pedals. I don't think my cranks are bent, but that may be only wishful thinking.
Hmm... wishful thinking.
I wish I could have taken an experience that was more profound than what I got from my bike ride, but I fear that I may have taken away a twisted semi-romantic view. Something like "as I felt the cold wind from the still-frozen lake weave through my dreadlocks I thought to myself 'my butt is getting sore'" is what I most likely would have got, if I were that sort of person. But what do I know? I'm not that much of a romantic.
My Usual Self-Questionnaire.
What's playing? Lacuna Coil - Cold
What was the last TV show or movie you watched? Bulletproof Monk
What was the last thing you complained about? Bent pedals
Who was the last person you complimented and what did you say? "Thank you for the compliment, that's very kind of you." I was flirting with a jogger.
What was the last thing you threw away? I don't remember, but I plan on throwing away my friggin' bent pedals when I get new ones.
How am I feeling? Why? I'm warming up finally... It was a cold ride that seemed to have wind in my face at all times. I guess I just rode fast?
Website Reco? Windspeaker [Link] A part of the AMMSA network that includes Sweetgrass, Sage, Raven's Eye, Buffalo Spirit and Indian Country, Winspeaker archives contain over seven thousand articles and a nice area that includes guidelines for aspiring contributors.
I was surfing a lot of news and media sites last night, here's some of what I found
I surfed quite a bit last night and I think I'd better get more links into this blog before my bookmarks file gets too fat and dies of a heart attack. I'm also working on new sidebar categories: Aboriginal Links and Canadian Links. I will come up with more witty, but relevant subtitles later on.
My Usual Self-Questionnaire.
What's playing? Godhead - Lies
What was the last TV show you watched? I forget
What was the last thing you complained about? I forget
Who was the last person you complimented and what did you say? My niece showed me her repaired skipping rope, she "did a nice knot and looks like it won't slip loose again" like she was complaining about yesterday.
What was the last thing you threw away? Insert cards from my Maxim Magazine
How am I feeling? Why? I'm not really feeling anything 'cept my stuffed nose.
Website Reco? Maxim Magazine [Link] The best thing to happen to men since women. I've been waiting for their current covergirl (Josie Maran) to appear in different media other than modeling stuff.
Being a Red Green fan, I feel obligated to add a little duct tape culture to my pages, even if this is a first time. Here goes:
Rule Number One: This is a rule that can get you through life. If it ain't stuck and it's supposed to be, duct tape it.
Fastener Fastener: When repairing anything, place the temporarily removed screws, bolts, nuts and washers on a strip ofduct tape so you don't lose them.
Cruise Control I: Wad up a bunch of duct tape and place it under the gas pedal. A little pressure and you're stylin' low-tech!
Cruise Control II: On the long straight-aways tape the steering wheel to the dash, sit back and relax.
Clean Velcro: Do you know that fuzz that gets stuck on velcro strips? You guessed it: duct tape.
But... if you have duct tape, why would you need velcro?
Recipes:
1. 1 Wheel barrow stocked with a 6-pack + 2 bicycles and riders + 1 umbrella + lots of duct tape = human-powered golf cart
2. Magic marker + duct tape = label maker
Cookout Combo: Duct tape the handles of a spatula and a flyswatter together and you'll have the ultimate in cookout insect control.
Treepod: For those camera group shots while you're all out in the woods, duct tape a camera to a tree.
If you're an amateur film-maker and you're making a blair witch-esque file, duct tape a camcorder to your leg... legpod.
Understated Bumper Sticker: Add a strip of tape to the tail-end of your vehicle and it will speak for itself. No slogans needed.
Prank: Duct tape some large bubble wrap to a friend's car tire (preferably front and/or rear passenger side) and when they drive away, they'll wonder what that noise is... or that someone is shooting at them.
My Usual Self-Questionnaire.
What's playing? Ocean's Eleven. Good movie.
What was the last TV show you watched? Watching it.
What was the last thing you complained about? Cold hands from biking out in this windy weather.
How am I feeling? Why? Doin' fine.
Website Reco? The Mischke Poem [Link] Michael Crouser wrote and recited a great poem for AM 1500 "KSTP" which plays on the air occasionally. Here it is.
This guy deserves our eyes. [Link] Go read.
My Usual Self-Questionnaire.
What's playing? Marilyn Manson - The Beautiful People
What was the last TV show you watched? I dunno...
What was the last thing you complained about? My meds wore off and I was starting to feel the full effects of my cold again.
Who was the last person you complimented and what did you say? Thanks for asking. To a coworker.
What was the last thing you threw away? Snotrag
How am I feeling? Why? Slowly getting better, my advil cold and sinus is taking effect.
Website Reco? Advil [Link] Thank you advil!
Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed. This world in arms is not spending money alone. It is spending the sweat of its laborers, the genius of its scientists, the hopes of its children. This is not a way of life at all in any true sense. Under the clouds of war, it is humanity hanging on a cross of iron. Dwight Eisenhower, April 16, 1953
This guy was prez while the world fought the nazis. I wonder what he would have to say while we're fighting the al-Queda? I wonder if he knew what "collateral damage" means to us today? I wonder how pissed off he'd be if nazis flew a couple exploding blimps into the Empire State building back then? We'd see a whole different side of him, that's for sure.
but you can't make it unpopular.
Lowbrow Moment:
My own personal great mystery of life:
Why is it you go weeks without biting your tongue, and then do it 7 times over the course of 2 hours?
Three words: Temporary Tard Syndrome.
My Usual Self-Questionnaire.
What's playing? Amorphis - Morning Star
What was the last TV show you watched? Dead Like Me. Episode 5(?), Reapercussions
What was the last thing you complained about? Being tired.
Who was the last person you complimented and what did you say? I dunno, I was grumpy today.
What was the last thing you threw away? Bike lock wrapper
How am I feeling? Why? Sleepy... hungry...
Website Reco? Lindsay's Technical Books [Link] Weird books for tinkerers and mad scientists! Hmm... some of this looks interesting...
* Daved joins the room
ApriL> lol
skeas> lol
skeas> so
skeas> I need loving?
skeas> ApriL, what do you look like?
Daved> nice pick up line.
skeas> thanks :)
skeas> I try my damn near hardest
Dahvied> i gotta try and remember that one when i'm piss drunk and can't see straight.
ApriL> short fat and ugly :P
Daved> dude, your foot's in the door.
* Dahvied narrates
ApriL> and getting married in 18 days ;)
Daved> she's still not completely spoken for
skeas> my woman is coming in here
Daved> the plot thickens
ApriL> lol
I think you people need some more links from me:
My Usual Self-Questionnaire.
What's playing? Static-X - Otsegolation
What was the last TV show you watched? American Hot Rod, last night, they were building a car completely out of aluminum.
What was the last thing you complained about? I have little time to play my rented game
Who was the last person you complimented and what did you say? I forget, I had had too many beers by that point to remember.
What was the last thing you threw away? Tea bag for my morning tea.
How am I feeling? Why? I'm feeling a lot of self-inflicted pain (soreness from working out and hangover) but otherwise doing fine. I'm paying my dues.
Website Reco? Justin Schlecter's portfolio of intricate geometric paperclip sculptures [Link] It's paperclip art! I did something like this one boring day back in the 90's while I had a summer job... he's done paperclip art much better than my 1-piece, 2-D masterpieces.
I was driving through miles and miles of nothing but miles and miles. It was central Texas and thank heavens for over-sized air conditioners.
A buzzard was chomping on roadkill up ahead. I figured it would fly off as I approached. It did not lift off until I was almost on top of it.
The bird hit the windshield post right in front of me as I slammed on the brakes. When I stopped I realized that the damn thing had done a shoulder roll over my car and was gliding into the shade under a lone tree. It landed, turned around and stared at me.
Just my luck to have run into a stunt buzzard.
My Usual Self-Questionnaire.
What's playing? Korn - Everything I've Known - I've got their latest CD playing.
What was the last TV show you watched? I was flipping between Ride Guide and Darkness Falls
What was the last thing you complained about? Uhhh.. I dunno.
Who was the last person you complimented and what did you say? Uhhh.. I dunno.
What was the last thing you threw away? Empty envelope.
How am I feeling? Why? I'm procrastinating doing stuff so... mildly guilty.
Website Reco? The Do-It-Yourself Deity [Link] What is God? In an attempt to resolve any disagreement surrounding the meaning of the word "God", TPM has assembled a crack team of "metaphysical engineers" who have devised a new computer-modelling virtual environment in which to test the plausibility of different conceptions of God. I got a 1.0. by picking only "The Creator," "Perfectly Free" and "A Personal God" Heheheh, go NDN faith.
I think today is gonna be an annoying one. Time will tell.
Look what I got:
He invented the giraffe, the elephant and the cat.
He has no real style, He just goes on trying other things.
- Pablo Picasso
Beware of pun.
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him . (Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good)... A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
My Usual Self-Questionnaire.
What's playing? The Dogs D'amour - Gypsy Blood
What was the last TV show you watched? See previous post.
What was the last thing you complained about? Today's gonna be annoying. I'm really dreading today.
Who was the last person you complimented and what did you say? Uhhh...
What was the last thing you threw away? Uhhh...
How am I feeling? Why? Uhhh...
Website Reco? Mean Kitty [Link] You think furballs from hell-I MEAN cats are all cute and lovey dovey? You're wrong, and here's the proof.
I was driving through miles and miles of nothing but miles and miles. It was central Texas and thank heavens for over-sized air conditioners.
A buzzard was chomping on roadkill up ahead. I figured it would fly off as I approached. It did not lift off until I was almost on top of it.
The bird hit the windshield post right in front of me as I slammed on the brakes. When I stopped I realized that the damn thing had done a shoulder roll over my car and was gliding into the shade under a lone tree. It landed, turned around and stared at me.
Just my luck to have run into a stunt buzzard.
I am Dr. Herbert West, from "Reanimator."
I'm right. You're wrong.
Which Random Cult Movie Character are you?
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Runs on oats and grass.
Caution: Do not step in the exhaust."
That would really screw things up, I mean, imagine the conversations:
Location: Convenience store in England, with an american homophobe clerk.
Customer: "Say chap, gimme a fag."
Clerk: "You're a fag."
Customer: "No, a 'fag' is a cigarette."
Clerk: "You're a cigarette."
Me in the corner, giggling: "It's the end of the world as we know it...."
Stop it.
You are not paid enough to worry.
that u hate people It's just that u like 2
watch them run while there head is on fire.
*Writer "Just like Me mwahaha....!"*
*What Kind of Dragon are u?*
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My Usual Self-Questionnaire.
What's playing? Disturbed - Down With The Sickness
What was the last TV show you watched? I watched a bit of Extreme Elimination Challenge
What was the last thing you complained about? It was over
Who was the last person you complimented and what did you say? The voice Kenny Blankenship has good delivery
What was the last thing you threw away? Ice cream cup of a flurry.
How am I feeling? Why? Okay, but I see to be catching cold again. The glands in my neck are swelled a little and my nise is stuffed.
Website Reco? My Bad Art Year [Link] This guy posts a drawing everyday. Some of them are pure gold. I wonder if I should do this? Nah, where would I host the pics? Knet won't give me that much space and neither will my ISP. DAMMIT...
Veni; Vidi; Vici. -- I came; I saw; I conquered.
Veni; Vidi; Video. -- I came; I saw; I got it on tape.
Veni; Vidi; Vito. -- I came; I saw; I paid my loan shark.
Veni; Vidi; Velcro. -- I came; I saw; I stuck around.
Veni; Vidi; Visa. -- I came; I saw; I shopped.
Veni; Vidi; Peachy. -- I came; I saw; I felt really keen.
Veni; vidi; VD. -- I came; I saw; I cankered.
Veni; vidi; Reachy. -- I came; I saw; I reached for a few puns.
Veni; vidi; Vacuui. -- I came; I saw; I left.
one of them keeps paying for it.
Death Machine - You are a killer robot. You are
often the leader of an army of similar robots
employed by evil masterminds and greedy
tyrants.
- What Kind of Robot Are You? -
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100% your a pure nerd but chin up you'll
succeed;}Listen who cares you'll make more
money than everyone else plus i they make fun
of you it's becasue thier jelous of your
mind.Oh!yeah the definition of geek is people
who stand out from the crowd.
Are you a geek?
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Okay, only two more quizzes left to post in my notes.txt file, then no more for a while.
in the Gospels in praise of intelligence. - Bertrand Russell
Lowbrow Moment
It's 4am again, and I'm bleary-eyed, plotting how to avoid sleep and how I shall waste the many hours that separate me from tomorrow.
My skills at avoiding the inevitable are unparalled.
God, I wish I was drunk.
::: posted by Spook at Monday, April 12, 2004 | |
My Usual Self-Questionnaire.
What's playing? Orgy - Stitches
What was the last TV show you watched? I watched a bit of Murder, She Wrote.
What was the last thing you complained about? The On-Call worker woke me up with a phone call, I was too lazy to go straight back to bed so I sat up watching tv a bit and complained how I wanted more sleep. Oh well, I'm ready for today anyway.
Who was the last person you complimented and what did you say? I complimented her on tying up every last string.
What was the last thing you threw away? Equal sweetener packets for my tea.
How am I feeling? Why? I'm waking up, breakfast was good and this tea tastes awesome right now. I think I had a bad case of morning breath.
Website Reco? Get a DOOR for your CUBICLE! [Link] Just a pull-out screen door for cubicles. They also sell little lights that say "busy" when you turn it on by pressing on it. Eerily reminiscent of a truck screen and touch light.
"He who knows not and knows not that he knows not is a fool
- avoid him!
He who knows and knows not that he knows is asleep
- waken him!
He who knows not and knows that he knows not wants a beating
- beat him!
But he who knows and knows that he knows is a wise man
- know him."
and I'm the only ashtray."
Lowbrow Moment:
I'm in a fight with my Rice Crispies right now... i distinctly heard "Snap, Crackle, F*ck You."
You are Ruby! You give a whole new meaning to the
term 'Silky Terror' (Woops, I mean
'Terrier'...). You have a spunky, fun to be
around attitude, but getting on your bad side
can be bad -to say the least. You offer your
opinion about everything, even when it's not
wanted, but we love you anyway, mainly for your
adorable looks.
_* Are you a Ruby or a Saphire?*_
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when it is thrust into the affairs of another, from which
some physiologists have drawn the inference that the nose is devoid
of the sense of smell. - Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
My Usual Self-Questionnaire.
What's playing? Powerman 5000 - Automatic
What was the last TV show you watched? Dead Like Me, episode 3... I think it was entitled "Dead Girl Walking"
What was the last thing you complained about? Don't remember. Not sure I did complain about anything today.
Who was the last person you complimented and what did you say? "Thanks dude," to my friend for bringing me a beer, last night.
What was the last thing you threw away? Pop can.
How am I feeling? Why? Good.
Website Reco? Smart@$$#$ Online [Link] We're Smart. We're @$$#$. We're Online. 'Nuff said? I'm definitely not going for one of their awards, there's too much work involved. I haven't even joined their chatroom yet. I'm sure I can earn an honourable mention somewhere in there.
Pagan Hierarchy Don't ask, just look.
My Usual Self-Questionnaire.
What's playing? Soil - Halo
What was the last TV show you watched? I dunno..
What was the last thing you complained about? Boredom.
Who was the last person you complimented and what did you say? Can't say on this youth-oriented server.
What was the last thing you threw away? Dust, I cleaned out my old computer.
What was the last website (besides this one) that you visited? That image I linked to up above
How am I feeling? Why? Bored.
Website Reco? Pull out of my @$$ dot com [Link] Not much to see.
"Deer Season: Bragging Rights"
Sitting with my wife in a sorry little country bar with a bunch of sorry big rednecks bragging about their deer-hunting skills.
RN1: "I got me a 10-pointer and a doe this year!"
It goes on ad nauseum. Fuck this.
Me: "My wife here has already bagged three deer this season, and she's gunnin' for more."
My tiny 4'10" wife grabs my arm and tells me to shush. No way.
Me: "She doesn't even bother with a hunting license - she just kills them. Gets away with it, too -- our freezer is bursting with venison."
Rednecks look at her. She weighs about 105 lb. She's starting to get into it.
RN2: "Three deer? What does she use? A rifle? That's illegal!"
Me: "No, she kills them with a dart."
Annie snorts beer out of her nostrils and doubles up. She knows where I'm going.
RN3: "You mean like a blow gun? With that poison ... eh ... curry on it?"
Me: "No. Look out the window! See that Dart out there? The '73 Dodge Dart with the bashed-in front?"
husbands looking for girls, the situation is not as
symmetrical as it might seem. - Alan McKay
Karate - Karate literally means 'open hand.' It is
the art of those who already have the kind of
self-control and dedication that most athletes
have. It is fast-paced and very tournament
oriented, though not the most competetive
style. You can take it at any age and still
acheive, and you will be treated well as long
as you work hard.
- Which Martial Art is Best For you? -
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Mercury - You are fast, sharp, and fiery. Never out
the loop and usually ahead of the game, you
never let anything tie you down. YOu do what
your heart tells you and nothing else.
- What Planet Are You From? -
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You belong in the anime soul taker u feel the world
is aginst u and u only have one to care for or
u are unsure of urself and put a tough face on
and really have a nice heart
Anima show u belong in
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What an endearing little quiz... only half right though.
My Usual Self-Questionnaire.
What's playing? Metallica - Nothing Else Matters
What was the last TV show you watched? Fairy Oddparents with my nieces. Funny episode.
What was the last thing you complained about? Asked my niece to stop whining.
Who was the last person you complimented and what did you say? My niece was drawing earlier, she made a nice esquestrian riding over a hedge.
What was the last thing you threw away? Empty roll of transparent tape.
What was the last website (besides this one) that you visited? Lowbrow.com... I'm always reloading there.
How am I feeling? Why? Pretty good. It's a nice cool day, the sun was out... and I was in bed for most of it. I had an exhausting wednesday and thursday.
Website Reco? Balls. [Link] Trippy! I wish I could project this onto walls at parties.
Hiccup.
My Usual Self-Questionnaire.
What's playing? Futurama - Bender Boxing
What was the last TV show you watched? Futurama - Bender Boxing
What was the last thing you complained about? Futurama - Crimes Of The Hot was over!
Who was the last person you complimented and what did you say? Futurama - Crimes Of The Hot is awesome!
What was the last thing you threw away? I dunno...
What was the last website (besides this one) that you visited? I dunno...
How am I feeling? Why? Drunky Funky.
Website Reco? I dunno.... go find some Futurama fan sites or something.
1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It.
2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
Tame Way, Unique Up On It.
3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
They Take The Psycho Path
4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It.
5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
Dam!
6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
Polaroids
7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
A Stick.
8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
Nacho Cheese.
9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.
10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
Quatro Sinko..
11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
Spoiled Milk..
12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
Frostbite.
13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
A Nervous Wreck.
14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
Anyone Can Roast Beef.
15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
Right Where You Left Him.
16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because They Have Big Fingers.
17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
Because It Scares The Dog.
18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
Sanka.
19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?
The Location Of The Dirt Bag.
20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.
21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!
A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.
22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?
Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer
My Usual Self-Questionnaire.
What's playing? Megadeth - Hangar 18
What was the last TV show you watched? Oblivious, last night.
What was the last thing you complained about? Being tired while watching Oblivious
Who was the last person you complimented and what did you say? "Cool, dude, thanks, you're the best" My friend brought me a beer from the case.
What was the last thing you threw away? Snot-rag. I cleared out my nose just a moment ago.
What was the last website (besides this one) that you visited? Canoe.ca, reading some news
How am I feeling? Why? Apprehensive, I don't wanna go to work today! WAAAH!!
Website Reco? Contentious Weblog [Link] Sick of Registering to Read the News? This provides a username and password to get in without registering - FREE THE PRESSES!!!
Had a tiny Asian woman for a math prof. my freshman year. We spent a lot of time talking about percentages. She had a thick accent.
"If you flip coin, no matter the times, always you had fifty percent chance to get head."
I muttered to the guy in front of me, "Well, if that thought doesn't pick your day up, I don't know what will."
I was below the limit, driving properly;
using my turn signals and had no broken lights or anything.
Apparantly he had issues with me doing all that
on the sidewalk.
You are a ghost. You sift incessantly throughout
dreams and in vain intervene. You seem
imprisoned in dream portals and seek to wait
and waste time being the
~~~~~~~What Dream Entity are you?~~~~~~~
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Hark at you! You're a true ring-leader!
. ARE YOU A SHEEP OR A RINGLEADER ???.
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You are a Warrior King. You are a leader of
warriors, but not armies - people, but not
nations. You are not a king because you want to
be. Older and experienced in countless ways,
you are knowledgable and a teacher of
invaluable resource. Your glory days, though
not over, certainly were brighter in younger
days. You are devoted, loving, and wise. You
will more than likely die in battle.
- What kind of Warrior are you? -
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My Usual Self-Questionnaire.
What's playing? Megadeth "Anarchy In The UK" Cover of The Sex Pistols song.
What was the last TV show you watched? I watched a few minutes of Everybody Love's Raymond during supper.
What was the last thing you complained about? Steak is hard to brush out of my teeth.
Who was the last person you complimented and what did you say? Well, it didn't work out so well. I complimented a woman about the sparkly stuff in her hair. She said it was her grey hairs. Oops.
What was the last thing you threw away? An old printer ink cartridge.
What was the last website (besides this one) that you visited? My Wall, I was replying to a few comments. People leave me messages there.
How am I feeling? Why? Pretty good, I printed off another rasterized image with my new ink
Website Reco? Abcde... Whatever... The World's Longest E-Mail Address [Link] It's so long that:
I was bored and did a whole bunch of quizzes... I saved the results too. Here's some of them:
Apu. Your the most rounded person in the group.
You are the average, the norm, your hindu, but
that represents the averageness of diversity.
Grab a 3 month hot dog and relax being NORMAL.
What Simpsons Character Are You?
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You are the Lone Wolf.
*~What member of the wolf pack are you?~*
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Here's something from the Harry Potter universe.
CONGRATULATIONS!
You have been Sorted into Ravenclaw. Now report to
http://mgckalhrizn.conforums.com to be places
in your house.
* * * Magic Horizon's Sorting Ceremony * * *
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I think I was sorted into Ravenclaw on another sorting ceremony... let me find it
Ravenclaw! You are busy, really intelligent,
friendly and able to learn everything!
In what house of Hogwarts are you?
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Okay, that's enough for now. More will come in the future.
My Usual Self-Questionnaire.
What's playing? Limblifter "Wake Up To The Sun"
What was the last TV show you watched? Home Improvement. Tim The Toolman Taylor is funny.
What was the last thing you complained about? Is it 4 o'clock yeeeet? Awww...
Who was the last person you complimented and what did you say? A coworker's daughter whose name I cannot remember at the moment, I was thinking about her a few moments ago too... damn.. what was her name? Anyway, I told her she had nice eyes when she was fishing for a comment about her hair. Then as she was walking away I finally added "nice dreads girl." We looked at each other and traded knowing smiles.
What was the last thing you threw away? Gum wrapper with chewed gum in it.
What was the last website (besides this one) that you visited? CKDR.net, I was checking local news earlier.
How am I feeling? Why? My head hurts, I tighted a dreadlock too much (ow =^( ) and so I had to do something about it... I untangled it, but it was weaved in at the bottom with another smaller dreadlock. So in the end, I had completely untangled two dreadlocks to relieve the pressure of the intense pain I was in. It took about 45 minutes to do it. AND THEN!!!! I turned the loose hair into three brand spankin' new dreadlocks. That took another 25 minutes. Damn, my arms were tired and my scalp is still sore. It will probably continue for another day or so.
Website Reco? Random TV (dot org) [Link] Because surfing the web is like having 1,000,000 channels. It's just a picture of a tv on the page and it plays clips.
I think I need to add more or different questions to my questionnaire. What do you think? I'll tell you what you think: you think that would be a good idea because I usually post links anyway and that more questions, especially offbeat ones would be a good idea and a thought-provoking vehicle.
Okay... possible new questions:
What was the last TV show you watched?
What was the last thing you complained about?
Who was the last person you complimented and what did you say?
What was the last thing you threw away?
What was the last website (besides this one) that you visited?
The Current Mood of The Internet:
(I have no idea how that will look after I've posted it)
I found that at imood.com [Link] They're mood indicators. It's exhausting thinking about how I feel when I post and could very well replace my "How am I feeling? Why?" question on my usual questionnaire. It should put an added little spin on my posting practices. Gotta keep it interesting!
Hmm... after a little more surfing it doesn't seem like I'll be doing that for every post. Ah screw it, I'm not gonna do it.
Right now Dave is: 
I'll just leave that there, heh-heh. When I was trying out the service I put in "curious" then after I figured everything out and realised it wasn't what I wanted, I put the above emoticon in. Another idea crushed. Oh well, the questions are still something to think about and the mood of The Internet is still a nice lil gadget.
My Usual Self-Questionnaire.
What's playing? Godsmack "Make Me Believe"
How am I feeling? Why? Tiredish
Website Reco? Danny Gregory: Journal Pages [Link] This guy has his own blog, except it's scanned pages of his hardcopy journal. I did this once... lasted six entries because at the time, all I had on my mind was very pinpointed social issues regarding my social, mental and political environments at the time. I was an angry teen, that's all.
My Usual Self-Questionnaire.
What's playing? Faith No More songs: Epic, Helpless, Ashes to Ashes, Last Cup of Sorrow, Mout to Mouth.
How am I feeling? Why? Dazed and confused... turn the clock which way? Oh, right...
Website Reco? How to BURN your buddies! [Link] I saved this one for AFTER April Fool's day for obvious reasons. The e-mails I got for more pranks were plentiful.
Dave: That last one makes the list of things that makes me quiver with disgust and whimper out "oh my god..."
My Usual Self-Questionnaire.
What's playing? Garbage's "Enough is Never Enough"
How am I feeling? Why? Hung over.
Website Reco? How To Be Funny [Link] "Being funny is hard work. Some people think that humor is easy, that anybody can be funny with very little work. This is not true. To be funny there are a lot of things you must know about humor and a lot of situations you must prepare for. Think fast -- you're in line at McDonalds and the guy in front of you orders a Whopper -- what do you say? Give up? Read on, humor impaired person, and learn the secrets of being funny."
Mind Control [Link]
7 Mental Fakeouts That'll Improve Your Mood. "Any crankiness you feel is just your brain’s response to outside stimuli, so if you change the stimuli, you can change your mood. Here’s how" (Brought to you by Men's Health)
My Usual Self-Questionnaire.
What's playing? Garbage's "Cup Of Coffee"
How am I feeling? Why? A bit tired... Just waking up.
Website Reco? BRAIN AND BEHAVIOR [Link] While I'm posting something about mind control... I may as well post something to give insight into the human brain and how it makes us behave...
What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
The golfer goes "WHACK! Dang!" and the sky diver goes "Dang! WHACK!"
My Usual Self-Questionnaire.
What's playing? The Weather Channel.
How am I feeling? Why? Cold.
Website Reco? Nothing here
Drunken Dialing
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