Okay, I tested my comment links and I'm pretty sure it all works for each and every post I've got here, even the archives. Awesome.

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I just added comments and trackbacking to my blog... what a boring Saturday night.

This is two nights in a row I've stayed home sick and nerdy.

Morris Syndrome, heheheh.

My Usual Self-Questionnaire.
What's playing? Sara Evans' "No Place That Far" What am I doing listening to this?
How am I feeling? Why? Bit tired, curious about these comment thingys
Website Reco? HaloScan [Link] Where I got my comment and trackback thingys. We'll see if it works.

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Dave Barry on "Lassie"
Lassie looked brilliant, in part because the farm family she lived with was made up of idiots. Remember? One of them was always getting pinned under the tractor, and Lassie was always rushing back to the farmhouse to alert the other ones. She'd whimper and tug at their sleeves, and they'd always waste precious minutes saying things: "Do you think something's wrong? Do you think she wants us to follow her? What is it, girl?", etc., as if this had never happened before, instead of every week. What with all the time these people spent pinned under the tractor, I don't see how they managed to grow any crops whatsoever. They probably got by on federal crop supports, which Lassie filed the applications for.

By far the best 5 mins of rc helicopter flying i have ever seen: [Link] (warning, large download)

JOKE!
A drunk driver gets pulled over

A female officer walks up to the car

"Sir please exit the vehicle"

The man steps out of the car

The women says

"Sir you are under arrest for Driving Under the Influence, you have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be held against you in a court of law"

The drunk man says

"TITS"

LINKS!!!

Mr. and Mrs. Wheatley [Link] Two Flash artists' playground. Very funny, especially the exploding cat. [Link]

The Rasterbator! [Link] (No, NOT masturbator) The rasterbator is a web service which creates huge rasterized pictures out of relatively small image files. The pictures can be assembled into extremely cool looking posters! Enter their gallery to see what the images look like.
You can either upload a file from your computer or use any file that is publicly available in the internet. After you have cropped and selected a desired size for the image, the rasterbated image will be sent to you in an easily printable pdf file.
I made a 24-page self-portrait of myself early this morning. I couldn't sleep. I needed a large piece of art in my personal living space and at that time of the night (2am and sick) it seemed like a good idea. With a duct tape frame too! I am such a nerd that I think other nerds should bow down and be in awe of me.

DA REGGAE NAME GENERATOR [Link] Just like other stuff I've posted on here, you type in your current name, and it sends you back a new name. Yippee! More aliases for my IDs! Females click here.

Technorati [Link] Searching the World Live Web. Want to know what's being said, right now, about every Weblog or Web page that has something worth talking about? Type in a url, keyword or phrase and search the World Live Web.

Aboriginal Times [Link] Issues Impacting Canadians/Authoritative Canadian Aboriginal Community Voices. It's just news mostly, check it out.

The Bricklayer Story [Link] Something from Strange Cosmos, it's hilarious, it's about this bricklayer whose had an accident and when he reported his cause of accident, he wrote down "poor planning" but.. just read it. Go on, g'head. You can read can't you? Good.

The Human Clock [Link] Humanclock.com shows a photograph of the current time, with the photo changing every minute of the day (all 1,440 occuring minutes on Earth!) Thus you end up with a rotating picture clock sorta deal. How the time is actually displayed is a whole different matter. A lot of photos have the time written on a crummy cardboard sign, while other photos might have the current time in a more edible format, such as olives. Blah, blah, blah, it's submitted from all over the world, blah, blah, all sorts of people, blah, blah, creative, blah... Just go look, it's pretty cool.

My Usual Self-Questionnaire.
What's playing? Lost Prophets' "Last Train Home"
How am I feeling? Why? Sick, but at least it's the weekend and I have plenty of meds beside me so I'm not so annoyed.
Website Reco? More Strange Cosmos fun: Don't get mad, get even: [Link] Suitable for April Fool's Day. God, I hope none of this stuff happens to me. It's on a Thursday this year. Yeah!

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Apparantly, I have a Site Feed. I wonder what that's all about? And, if it will even work... oh well, time will tell.

Things that make work tolerable:
Me and my coworker Diane were discussing our coworker's plans to go to a conference. She noticed that he requested to stay at a certain hotel which was part the same hotel chain as the one the conference was being held at, but was across town. Diane questioned why and I just told her to switch it because "I'd love to wake up, go to work and still not leave the roof I had woke up under."

Wouldn't you?

I thought so.

My Usual Self-Questionnaire.
What's playing? CKDR
How am I feeling? Why? Sick. Tired. I have a cold =(
Website Reco? CKDR [Link] 800am, my local radio-everything station. News, Weather, Shop & Swap... Classifieds... Fun.

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At weddings, I used to have a bunch of aunts come up to me, pinch my chin or cheek, tell me "you're next" and giggle loudly. It was really embarrassing and annoyed me quite a bit. But they all got the message to stop when I started doing that to them at funerals.

Heh-heh-heh.

My Usual Self-Questionnaire.
What's playing? Static-X's "All In Wait"
How am I feeling? Why? Hungry. It's lunchtime!
Website Reco? $#!T Happens! [Link] The list of religions and the $#!T they preach.
I'm lovin' it.

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How Would YOU Take Over the World?--->

This woman goes to the pet store looking to buy a pet for her family when she sees this parrot on a perch. Immediately she falls in love when it starts to talk but the shopkeeper quickly tells it to shut up then tells the woman "you don't want to buy that parrot." "Why?" asks the woman. "Oh, it has bad language as it came from a house of ill-repute." They haggle over the parrot for a while longer but the woman convinces the shopkeeper that she nor her family will mind and will most likely teach it to use better language.

She gets the parrot home when the parrot says "new house, new madam." She's disturbed a little bit when he says this but decides he really didn't swear or anything so it was okay. Her two daughters come home from school, see the parrot on its perch and they all come close to pet it when the parrot says "new house, new madam, new hookers." The daughters burst into laughter and their mother has to calm them down and go help start dinner, as Bob, the husband and father of the house was to arrive home soon.

Sometime after 5 he walks in to his kids and wife waiting by the parrot and they're about to yell surprise when the parrot speaks up "new house, new madam, new hookers, Hi Bob!"

My Usual Self-Questionnaire.
What's playing? Static-X's "All In Wait"
How am I feeling? Why? Good. Haven't been sleeping well lately, but still remarkably... conscious.
Website Reco? The Annoying Thing [Link] As brought to you by TurboForce3D. Warning: It's a 2.8mb mpg. But you can also get wallpapers if you happen to like the l'il fella.

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