Earlier today, the snow was falling and the wind was blowing. Walking to work completely SUCKED.


I'm taking off in a little bit... cya next week.

My Usual Self-Questionnaire.
What's playing? Nothing... too busy to pick something to listen to.
How am I feeling? Why? Sore from weightlifting earlier this week and I'm anticipating my trip.
Website Reco? Nothing today.. too busy!

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Happy belated St. Patrick's Day... I had a hangover yesterday... I'll get a pics up later on next week 'cuz I'm taking off this weekend. I need out of here... I thought to myself "let's blow this joint" then wondered to whom exactly I was talking to. Oh well... C'ya!

My Usual Self-Questionnaire.
What's playing? Lost Prophets' "Last Train Home"
How am I feeling? Why? Good... TGIF!
Website Reco? Beer Monkey Dot Org [Link] The "Multimedia" link is best... you get to kill him. The comic strips are funny too.

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  I Work Hard....Millions On Welfare Depend on Me!
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  Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
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  I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
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  BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
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  So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute!
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  Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
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  I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
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  Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
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  As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
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  God must love stupid people 'cause he made so many of them.
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  The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
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  Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
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  I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
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  It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
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  I know what you're thinking, and you should be ashamed of yourself.
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  Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
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  Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
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  Finish Your Beer ~ There Are Sober People In China!
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My Usual Self-Questionnaire.
What's playing? Amorphis' "My Kantele"
How am I feeling? Why? G'Morning? It's too early to feel. I haven't even started up my heart yet.
Website Reco? Joe Cartoon's Joemomma [Link] a painfully self-absorbed look into the imaginative mind of some unknown pain in the ass kid. Pain in the ass. Pain. In. The. Ass.

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Keep in mind always the two constant Laws of Frisbee:

1. The most powerful force in the world is that of a disc straining to land under a car, just out of reach (this force is technically termed "car suck").

2. Never precede any maneuver by a comment more predictive than "Watch this!"

My Usual Self-Questionnaire.
What's playing? Amorphis' "Evil Inside"
How am I feeling? Why? Good... good...
Website Reco? Chaser [Link] Pills that guarantee no hangover. I need to stock up on this stuff and sell it locally, man. Wow, think of the money I'd make.

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This is an old joke and I used to actually do this to people, but they would get pissy at me when I did.

People would call me over wondering what's wrong with their computer. Normally all the computers had a simple error usually requiring a few simple clicks or a reboot but they always made the dumb move of asking me "what happened?" and I would tell them "It was an I.D. Ten T error" then they would predictably ask me what it meant and I would tell them to write it down and they would figure it out themselves.

They all wrote down: ID10T

BAH-HAHAHAHAHA! I find that so funny!

My Usual Self-Questionnaire.
What's playing? Epidemic's "Walk Away"
How am I feeling? Why? Okay... just on break at work.
Website Reco? I got nothing.

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I walked into the store, and the sales person greeted me.

"How are you today?" she said.

"Fine." said I.

At the back of the store, a different sales person greeted me.

"How are you today?" he said.

I replied, "I feel more like I do now then I did when I got here."

I've never seen someone look so confused in my life.

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