A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead. "How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked her pupil. Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently. You did WHAT ? ! ?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise. "You know,"explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it didn't move."

My Usual Self-Questionnaire.
What's playing? Godhead's "2000 Years of Human Error"
How am I feeling? Why? Doin' Fine. I wish a had emoticons on here to display my mood.
Website Reco? A day in the life: The leap Day [Link] About the project: February 29 only comes around every leap year, so it's time to do something out of the ordinary! Do something you wouldn't normally do and document your day through an hourly photograph. How to play: take a photo an hour to illustrate your day and come back to this website after March 1, 2004 and share your link.

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At work, I have a whiteboard where I let people book vans for company use. And sometimes, I get bored at my desk so I draw on the board. Or I draw when I have something to express, as some of these pictures convey. I may not always have the deepest things to express, or I'm not the best artist out there but I always get my point across.

Tuesday. This was an annoying day to be at work. I wanted to stay in bed, but having my work ethic MADE ME get up and get to my desk. I think I had ten coffees that morning. I was still recovering from the weekend. I want all stories about me regarding that weekend to be STAMPED OUT. Okay? Okay. Thanks.


Wednesday. This was a better day. I finally had a good night's sleep and even had a smile across my face that morning. For no reason too.


Thursday. I shouldn't have gone out to the bar Wednesday night. Enough said.


Friday. I didn't know. I still don't.


Have a good weekend!

My Usual Self-Questionnaire.
What's playing? Lee Aaron's "Hands on" An old song from hair-metal days. Fun.
How am I feeling? Why? TGIF!!!
Website Reco? Nah.

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My Usual Self-Questionnaire.
What's playing? Linkin Park's "Crawling"
How am I feeling? Why? Okay... I suppose. I have a headache and I'm tired, but otherwise I guess I'm pretty good and in a reasonably good mood.
Website Reco? The Aboriginal Youth Network [Link] They got news and all sorts of good stuff. Although I must admit that when I first found this website way back in Nineteen Ninety-something it was a good idea and hoped it would have grown, but it's seems like it's stuck in neutral. Worth a look... once.

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Well.... I don't want to talk about it. But I do have some complaints. I haven't had a proper night's sleep in ten nights, my cold still isn't completely gone and work has been sucking lately. This past weekend, I've been up to stuff that I don't want some people to find out about (BAH-HAHAHAHA) and still want to brag but.... Not here. I can say that I've had quite an adventure, speaking to all sorts of cute women and some cute women cops.

Yeah, that bad. But still, that good.

I got to watch a good movie while there (50 First Dates) and take some cool pictures (No, I'm not going to post them, but maybe in the future) but still lost out on a lot of sleep and ended up with "stoner eyes" for two days straight. The bus ride back (Kenora to Dryden) should have only taken an hour and a half, but there was a chemical spill between the Fort Frances turn-off and Vermillion Bay. (Apparantly a tanker and a truck collided) So the bus had to take a FOUR HOUR FREAKING DETOUR past Fort Frances and Emo. Not to mention the bus's brakes nearly seized and a tire's air pressure was really low. Too bad there was no one within talking distance of me to flirt with, that could have been a good story for her to tell. Meeting me, heheheheh.

My Usual Self-Questionnaire.
What's playing? TBS has U.S. Marshalls playing.
How am I feeling? Why? I gotta pee and my first beer is empty.
Website Reco? Um... Lowbrow! [Link] AGAIN!! YEEEEEHAAAAAAWWWWW!!!!!!

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