As Twisted By Dave

Thursday, February 19, 2004

"BLEAH :Þ"

{ posted at 2/19/2004 12:29:12 PM by Spook | }

I've been sick for quite a while and it's putting up quite a fight. At night I cough and cannot get to sleep on time so I'm exhausted and everything. It sucks. At work I have to have enormous amounts of coffee to remain coherent otherwise I turn into a zombie and that's not very good. Not very good at all.

And the Nobel Prize goes to...
Human cardiac catheterization was introduced by Werner Forssman in 1929. Ignoring his department chief, and tying his assistant to an operating table to prevent his interference, he placed a uretheral catheter into a vein in his arm, advanced it to the right atrium [of his heart], and walked upstairs to the x-ray department where he took the confirmatory x-ray film. In 1956, Dr. Forssman was awarded the Nobel Prize.

My Usual Self-Questionnaire.
What's playing? Cinderella's "Through The Rain"
How am I feeling? Why? Annoyed with this cough and stuffed nose. Oh, YUCK orange juice tastes rancid after a couple tablespoons of Buckley's Mixture. Some please kill my tastebuds.
Website Reco? Share Reactor [Link] Download movies, dvd's and games. But they don't condone it and neither do I. *gag* *gag* *wink* *wink*

Sunday, February 15, 2004

"One pic, two jokes."

{ posted at 2/15/2004 11:48:57 AM by Spook | }

Bad Moon Rising

Lovely, just lovely.

The comeback...
An old guy is sitting on a bus when a punk-rocker gets on. The punkrocker's hair is red, green, yellow and orange. He has feather earrings. When he sees the old man staring at him, the punk rocker says "What's the matter old man? Didn't you ever do anything wild when you were a young guy?" The old guy says in reply "Yeah. One time I had sex with a parrot. I thought maybe you were my kid. . . "

Military Shortie...

The first woman recruit in the Army reported for duty and was told that although her quarters would be in a separate building, she was to mess with the men.

It wasn't until four weeks later someone finally told her that meant to eat her meals with them.

My Usual Self-Questionnaire.
What's playing? Johnny Gawd's "Triple"
How am I feeling? Why? Alright, I have a few complaints, but I'm trying to think positively, even in the midst of my cold. But who am I kidding? I'm a cynic and everyone knows it. This cold positively sucks.
Website Reco? None today.