• There's an old proverb to say just about whatever you want it to.


• Tussman's Law: Nothing is as inevitable as a mistake whose time has come.


• Excerpt from National Lampoon's "Deteriorada" Remember that whatever misfortune may be your lot,it could only be worse in Cleveland.


• There are three types of lies: Lies, Damn Lies and Statistics.


• Old soldiers never die, young ones do.


• Some people in this department wouldn't recognize subtlety if it hit them on the head.
• "It's bad luck to be superstitious." - Andrew W. Mathis


• Murphy's Law of Research: Enough research will tend to support your theory.


• Those who educate children well are more to be honored than parents, for these only gave life, those the art of living well. - Aristotle


• Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday

Obviously, I found some of my old stuff. I had it backed up on the web somewhere and ran into the file. It had all stuff I had already used, but there was still some stuff I can still use. Horrah!

My Usual Self-Questionnaire.
What's playing? Powerman 5000's "Automatic"
How am I feeling? Why? I'm SIIIICK! *whine*
Website Reco? None today... too lazy from everything.

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SO, WHAT DO CANADIANS HAVE TO BE PROUD OF?

1. Smarties

2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp

3. The size of our footballs fields and one less down

4. Baseball is Canadian

5. Lacrosse is Canadian

6. Hockey is Canadian

7. Basketball is Canadian

8. Apple pie is Canadian

9. Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers ass

10. Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin' Donuts ass

11. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed the Americans back...past their 'White House'. Then we burned it...and most of Washington, under the command of William Lyon MaKenzie King who
was insane and hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away, so we came home and partied...Go figure..

12.Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to Germany.

13. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone. anywhere. EVER.

14. Our civil war was fought in a bar and it lasted a little over an hour.

15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American mercenary, who slept in & missed the whole thing... but showed up just in time to get caught.

16. We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on.

17. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface and is still around as the worlds oldest company.

18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes.

19. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo.

20. We don't marry our kin-folk.

21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin, zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios that save countless lives each year.

22. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it.

23. A Canadian invented Superman.

24. We have colured money.

25. Our beer advertisments kick ass

BUT MOST IMPORTANT!

The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with mitts on. OOOoohhhhh Canada!!

And we don't bomb our allies. Oh yeah... and our elections only take one day.

My Usual Self-Questionnaire.
What's playing? The sound of my LED-lighted computer cooling fans
How am I feeling? Why? Ankle's sore.. back is sore... I feel alive, somehow.
Website Reco? Madonna wannabe [Link] Wouldn't you do the same thing if a coworker were annoying the hell out of you? I would. I have a few binders laying around my desk too.

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My Usual Self-Questionnaire.
What's playing? Moist's "Resurrection"
How am I feeling? Why? Alright, it's Monday morning and I haven't gone to work yet, just waiting for breakfast to heat up.
Website Reco? Murder [Link] A twisted game of tag. Murder is similar to the game of "tag" except that when you get tagged you're not "it"; you're dead. The game is played in a dark, abandoned house and only the use of flashlights gets you from room to room. Before each game, one of the players is picked at random to be the "murderer". Only the murderer and the game master know who the murderer is. During the game the murderer tries to "murder" all of the other players by tapping them on the shoulder and whispering "you're dead." The game is won when the murderer successfully murders all of the other players, or when one of the players correctly identifies the murderer. Sounds fun, huh?

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