::: Friday, January 02, 2004 :::

::: posted by Spook at Friday, January 02, 2004 | |  

Paintball.Org [Link] One of the best websites on paintball.

PaintBall.Com's Newbies page [Link] Just because I didn't think you'd click here yourself. It's really worth the time to click on it.

PaintBall.Com [Link] Commercially oriented, but still worth a look.

DirectPaintball.com'd Paintball Game Variations [Link] Types of games and their rules. "Top Gun" looks like fun.

Paintball Art [Link] Just cheap images. It's all I could find.

Howstuffworks "How Paintball Works" [Link] The technical aspects of paintball. The "nerd link" of the bunch.

Mosquito. Not just a local surname,
but also the Official Ontario Provincial Bird.

If You Hate Your Job....!

When you have an "I hate my job" day, try this. On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section. Purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand.

When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and lay down on your bed. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Carefully place it on the bedside table so that it will not become chipped or broken. Take out the literature and read it very carefully.

You will notice that in small print there is a statement.

"Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson is personally tested". Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times: "I am sooo glad I do not work for quality control at Johnson and Johnson? Have a nice day and remember, there is always someone with a worse job than yours.

My Usual Self-Questionnaire.
What's playing? Korn's Take A Look In The Mirror CD. I like to listen to entire discs.
How am I feeling? Why? Full and content. Happy. *BURRRP* I just finished eating supper.
Website Reco? Metrosexual? [Link] What's that? Oh...