You keep on getting what you've been getting when you keep on doing what you've been doing. - Anonymous

My Usual Self-Questionnaire.
What's playing? A Perfect Circle's Magdalena
How am I feeling? Why? Hungover... GUESS!
Website Reco? Poot Poot Dot Com [Link] an Internet revolution that pootifys webpages, put in a url and see what it does!

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Go placidly amid the noise and waste,
And remember what comfort there may be in owning a piece thereof.
Avoid quiet and passive persons, unless you are in need of sleep.
Rotate your tires.
Speak glowingly of those greater than yourself,
And heed well their advice -- even though they be turkeys.
Know what to kiss -- and when.
Remember that two wrongs never make a right,
But that three do.
Wherever possible, put people on "HOLD".
Be comforted, that in the face of all aridity and disillusionment,
And despite the changing fortunes of time,
There is always a big future in computer maintenance.

You are a fluke of the universe ...
You have no right to be here.
Whether you can hear it or not, the universe
Is laughing behind your back.

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Since I hurt my pendulum
My life is all erratic.
My parrot, who was cordial,
Is now transmitting static.
The carpet died, a palm collapsed,
The cat keeps doing poo.
The only thing that keeps me sane
Is talking to my shoe.

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1. Key-in the first 3 digit of your phone number into the calculator.
2. Multiply by 80.
3. Add 1.
4. Multiply by 250.
5. Plus last four digit of phone number.
6. Plus last four digit of phone number again.
7. Minus 250.
8. Divide by 2 at last.
Is it your Phone Number?

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Yesterday's volleyball game was a bust. We didn't win and we lost the last game by a wide margin. That sucks, we got our butts handed back to us in a basket. But oh well, before and afterwards I was in the weightroom for the first time in a few months and damn.... am I sore.

My Usual Self-Questionnaire.
What's playing? Fear Factory's Zero Signal
How am I feeling? Why? Doing good... I'm kinda proud of myself for renewing my gym membership last night.
Website Reco? Lowbrow.Com [Link] I will never get tired of this site. Muh-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

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For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep, not enough sunshine, and too much pressure from my job, earwax build-up, poor blood or anything else I could think of. But now I found out the real reason: I'm tired because I'm overworked!

Here's why:

The population of this country is 30 million. 11 million are retired. That leaves 19 million to do the work.

There are 5.5 million in school, which leaves 13.5 million to do the work.

Of this there are 3 million employed by the federal government, leaving 10.5 million to do the work!

1 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing the Taliban. This leaves 9.5 million to do the work.

Take from the total the 7 million people who work for Provincial and city governments. And that leaves 2.5 million to do the work.

At any given time there are 476,000 people in hospitals, leaving 2,024,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons and 812,000 on Employment Insurance and Welfare. That leaves just two people to do the work.

You and me.

And there you are sitting on your ass, at your computer, reading jokes. Nice, real nice...

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My Usual Self-Questionnaire.
What's playing? Rammstein's "Spieluhr"
How am I feeling? Why? I'm getting pumped, cuz of the music.
Website Reco? Bravewords.com [Link] The website of the magazine "Brave Words & Bloody Knuckles" One of the best metal magazine publications out there. Kiss their ass, Circus!

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[Link] from antijunkieinfatuation@yahoo.com

Went to this party this weekend...

Woke up the next day... I was like, "damn, I feel great!" I jumped out of bed and that's when the floor hit me in the face...

"Dammit, I'm still drunk."

(Dave: This has happened to me a few times in my life...)

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I found this at Plaster City - EARS [Link] Posted on Thursday, October 30, 2003 sometime during the day.

"Slip through the Cracks"
The phrase will forever be burned in my memory. It actually fits for a lot things. Our powerful country will allow other smaller countries to slip through the cracks. It takes a very strong person to be powerful and to do the right thing. Most people will keep feeding the machine for their own personal gain at the expense of others. It's human nature. Where's Dag Hammarskjold when we need him. What is great about our country is not our money or our power, it's our Constitution. We take it for granted everyday. We confuse superficial happiness to real freedom. I remember being in Cuba for a film festival. The people I met in the streets had nothing, yet they were happy to be alive. (They'd be happier if they could own their own homes and businesses though). When I came back to L.A., the people who have everything were bitching about everything. They weren't very happy. I believe our Constitution is the most beautiful, simple, common sense creation humanity has ever produced. We abuse it. Our country has the capability of leading our distressed world into a new global renaissance. We have to stop being greedy. There's room for everybody. We're all part of the same human spirit, nobody has more worth than another.

New global renaissance? I like this idea, even if I'm not an american.

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