All the leaves are brown
And the sky is grey
I've been for a walk
On a winter's day
I'd be safe and warm
If I was in L.A.
California dreamin' on such a winter's day

Stopped into a church
I passed along the way
Well I got down on my knees
And I pretend to pray
You know the preacher likes the cold
He knows I'm gonna stay
California dreamin' on such a winter's day

All the leaves are brown
And the sky is grey
I've been for a walk
On a winter's day
If I didn't tell her
I could live today
California dreamin' on such a winter's day (3x)

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* Reality is all a point of view.
* Don't play with your food, especially after you've already eaten it.
* Kinky sex is for those who can't handle normal sex.
* Hugs don't feel as good on the computer.
* Speak softly, but carry an M16.
* Change a life; make someone feel important.
* Don't let schooling get in the way of your education.
* It's all a pigment of your hallucination.
* Your type doesn't stay around long enough to stay your type.
* Yea, though I walk through the valley of death, I will fear no evil, for I am the meanest sonofabitch in the valley.
* Consider yourself hugged.
* Just take a cold shower and sleep it off.
* In theory, everything works.
* Life is recursive.
* The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of the oncoming train.
* Plagiarism is copying from one source; research is copying from two or more.
* Repetition is always better the second time.
* Clever is getting out alive.
* Around here, to be nuts is normal, to be sane is stupid.
* Just plead the Fifth -- or drink it -- either way.
* Death is the consequence of being alive.
* Life's a beach, and then you drown.
* Don't worry about life; you're not going to survive it, anyway.
* Never open a book before 4 p.m. Sunday. (Rule of Weekend Studying)
* Believe in Darwin; cancer cures smoking.
* Time flies when you don't know what you're doing.
* People who think they know what they're doing are especially annoying to those of us who do.
* Have a nice day . . . somewhere else.
* Was today really necessary?
* Life without bears would be unbearable.
* Lead me not into temptation; I can find it myself.
* I've no time to prepare a profound message.
* Life is too important to be taken seriously.
* Whatever it is -- I didn't do it!
* You're twisted, depraved, and rotten to the core . . . I like that in a person.
* Rainy days and automatic weapons always get me down.
* Optimism: Waiting for a ship to come in when you haven't sent one out.
* It's been Monday all week.
* When all else fails, lower your standards.
* I'm surrounded by idiots!
* Do unto others before they do unto you.
* Why be normal?
* I don't know, I don't care, and it doesn't make any difference.

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I was surfing around and found a site that has origins of surnames. And my name?

1. Morris, Possibly a modern form of the ancient Irish name "O'Muirgheasa".
2. Morris, "Dark, swarthy" (Latin).

O'How-is-that-pronounced?

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I'm so happy because today I've found my friends
they're in my head
I'm so ugly but that's O.K. 'cos so are you
broke our mirrors
Sunday morning is every day for all I can
and I'm not scared
Light my candles in a daze
'cause I've found God

Yeah

I'm so lonely, that's O.K. I've shaved my head
and I'm not sad
And just maybe I'm to blame for all I've heard
but I'm not sure
I'm so excited I can't wait to meet you there
but I don't care
I'm so horny, but that's O.K.
my will is good

I like it, I'm not gonna crack
I miss you, I'm not gonna crack
I love you, I'm not gonna crack
I'll kill you, I'm not gonna crack

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