As Twisted By Dave

Wednesday, September 17, 2003

"IRC Moments [#4]"

{ posted at 9/17/2003 04:40:17 PM by Spook | }

Cinnamon - hey u ever hear about the coors beer?
Echelon - yeah?
Cinnamon - COORS LIGHT i mean
Echelon - yeah... i've drank it too.
Echelon - y?
Echelon - what's up with it?
* Echelon gets his gag reflex ready
Cinnamon - you know what it stands for?
Echelon - no.... no idea
Cinnamon - Come On Over Real Soon...Little Indian Getting Horny Tonight
Echelon - LOL

Limerick time!
A limerick packs laughs anatomical
Into space that is quite economical.
But the good ones I've seen
So seldom are clean,
And the clean ones so seldom are comical.

My Usual Self-Questionnaire.
What's playing? Metallica's The Unknown Feeling
How am I feeling? Why? Pretty good, I've had a good day. I found my apathy! I DON'T CAAARRRRE!!!!
Website Reco? Netscape Celebrity Gallery featuring Jennifer Lopez, [Link] who's recently shed her "Afflection."

Tuesday, September 16, 2003

"Sept 15 SUCKED"

{ posted at 9/16/2003 10:17:56 PM by Spook | }

Before going to sleep while chatting online... I was hit by a virus. This is a big nasty one. My OS wouldnt start... so then I was stuck with the choice of reinstalling windows and losing all the work i've put into my computer AND all the data and programs I've accumulated over the many many months, or choose to fret and fight with the virus. In the end the virus won but I compromised it and am now able to access the data on that disk....

I'm not gonna let a virus take me hostage. Dammit.

Monday, September 15, 2003

"Sept 15th - because once is never enough!"

{ posted at 9/15/2003 08:11:58 PM by Spook | }

Echelon's words of wisdom
1. (The slacker in me) Nothing cures insomnia like the realisation that it's time to wake up.
2. (The stoner in me) Reality is an obstacle to Hallucination
3. (The real me) The only rose without thorns is friendship.

Wal Mart Adventure (subtitle: they need higher I.Q.'s)
I walked into Wal Mart and the greeter did her job "How are you today?" she said. "Fine." said I. At the back of the store, a different greeter cornered me. "How are you today?" he said. I replied, "I feel more like I do now then I did when I got here."
I've never seen someone look so confused in my life.

Quote: However, never daunted, I will cope with adversity in my traditional manner ... sulking and nausea. - Tom K. Ryan

Q: Do you know what the death rate around here is?
A: One per person.

"Reflections on Ice-Breaking" by Ogden Nash
Candy
Is dandy
But liquor
Is quicker.

Hanson's Treatment of Time: There are never enough hours in a day, but always too many days before Saturday.
Dave's Corollorary: A very appropriate treatment of Saturdays for a Monday.

"Sept 15th update! (I have no title :P)"

{ posted at 9/15/2003 07:35:37 PM by Spook | }

Links for the adventurous
1. headwindow [Link] Fun with flash. Some funny and some not. Try hitting "Most Popular" right away [Link] to get the best he's got to offer.
2. NativeWeb [Link] "Resources for Indigenous Cultures around the World" It has News [Link] near the top People & Places [Link] below that, Announcements [Link] below that, Resources [Link] below that and Books & Music [Link] below that! Personally, I enjoyed surfing the Resources page.
3. The EnviroLink Network [Link] "The EnviroLink Network is a non-profit organization which has been providing access to thousands of online environmental resources since 1991." Save the world! It has a whole bunch of resources by topic (agriculture, sciences, air quality, urban issues, ethics, etc) and a VERY interesting page called "Actions You Can Take" [Link]
4. Bolt.Com [Link] I had to join this place to view some pictures of well.. nevermind what I joined for, this place is truely a community with all sorts of digital knick-knacks and doo-dads. Some of it doesn't make sense to me, but then I'm not a teeny-bopper am I? No, far from it. It comes complete with a stupid pic of an unsuspecting member on the front page!
But really, it comes with all sorts of neat things: horoscopes, journals, badges (what the?), cards, freebies, tagbooks (HEY! I have one!), boards, clubs and stupid, little (but addictive) games.
5. I'm not sure what to call this, but I couldn't stop looking at it. [Link] Oh, please make it stop doing that!

My Usual Self-Questionnaire.
What's playing? Disturbed's Rise
How am I feeling? Why? Rested. I pretty much stayed as still as I could all Sunday.
Website Reco? VampFangs.Com [Link] Vampire fangs for the non-undead. To the old gallery: [Link] (They've moved, but this still works)